you could fight for the right to marry but since the guns have 5 round non removable magazines once you're empty you're fucked since the cops all have nice guns
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
unless you live in SF in which case it's ok to be gay but less ok with guns
When you run out of bullets use rainbows.
So ze girlfriend called and said her mom doesn't want us going out anymore because of what she thinks happened on New Years. Although she is entirely right, I need to convince her that nothing happened, using;
[b]OPERATION REDEEM-SELF[/b]
The game plan is:
1. Call ze girlfriend's mom
2. Say "Okay bro, what you thought happened and what really happened are two entirely different things. All we did was kinda cuddle..." LIES LIES LIES BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT.
3. With the aid of my charm, charisma, and good looks, make her believe me.
4. ????????
5. PROFITT!!!!!!1
Rate winner if you think it will work.
Rate disagree if you think it wont work.
Rate dumb if you think nothing will work and I never get to see ze girlfriend ever again.
If anyone has another, better strategy for me, please tell me.
what happened on new years
[QUOTE=W0w00t;27243668]what happened on new years[/QUOTE]
sehx
what happen her mom walked in on your anal
Sexytime explosion.
cUM EXPLOSION
[QUOTE=W0w00t;27243718]what happen her mom walked in on your anal[/QUOTE]
No, it was uninterrupted and we were quiet and everything. She's just paranoid as shit and her argument is "i saw you guys go upstairs and you didn't come back down for a while so you were totally sexing"
EDIT: Thank you for all the optimism btw.
I came on here and all I saw was 'cum explosion' then i jizzed on the screen
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;27243786]No, it was uninterrupted and we were quiet and everything. She's just paranoid as shit and her argument is "i saw you guys go upstairs and you didn't come back down for a while so you were totally sexing"
EDIT: Thank you for all the optimism btw.[/QUOTE]
if you go by that logic then everytime i spend the night at my friends house we have 8 person orgys.
[QUOTE=wewt!;27235283]Are you kiddnig me? Canada is one of the most safe and stable countries in the world, not to mention the fact that it's a beautiful country.
I've never been there, but one of my aunts lives there and we talk about it a lot whenever she visits.
[/QUOTE]
Maybe I just live in the shitty boring part of Canada. Although I can't see anywhere else in Canada being any better because I live in the only province that isn't in debt. Plus all of our major political parties suck massive dicks. Your choices are either conservatives, slightly less conservative conservatives that call themselves liberals, and hardcore liberals who call themselves socialists.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
And the Bloc Quebecois who want Quebec to seperate but nobody votes for them anyway.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;27244728]Maybe I just live in the shitty boring part of Canada. Although I can't see anywhere else in Canada being any better because I live in the only province that isn't in debt. Plus all of our major political parties suck massive dicks. Your choices are either conservatives, slightly less conservative conservatives that call themselves liberals, and hardcore liberals who call themselves socialists.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
And the Bloc Quebecois who want Quebec to seperate but nobody votes for them anyway.[/QUOTE]
Our politics are WAY better then the Americans from our viewpoints. Canada much more left then America.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;27244817]Our politics are WAY better then the Americans from our viewpoints. Canada much more left then America.[/QUOTE]
I'd still rather we have a proper socialist party instead of these NDP fags though.
Well there is the Marxist-Leninist Party, but they're not popular.
[QUOTE=Identity;27224911]I like the Mayhem All State commercials.
SHAKEY SHAKEY.
[editline]5th January 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP-S9OS0o0[/media][/QUOTE]
I fucking love that one.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Stupideye;27225604]I look down on alot of people in my school because they live in a bubble without a care about what is happening in the world.[/QUOTE]
We had a pie graph today with what our taxes went too and National Defense was around 48 percent. Considering we're fighting two wars, seems reasonable.
The girl infront of me said it should be 0%
God the shit these kids say.
"Oh, you know on 9/11 when all the people were jumping out of the towers? They were trying to jump into the river."
"The colonists didn't like people in London passing legislation for them."
"Uh, what? London?"
"Yes."
"I thought America was controlled by the British."
"Yes."
"Isn't London in France?"
"Is Mt. Rushmore a natural formation?"
Some Girl: "What's the capital of Kansas?"
Me: "Topeka."
Some Girl: "No it's not."
Teacher: "It is."
-snip-
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;27228820]Guys you should take the political compass test: [url]http://www.politicalcompass.org/test[/url]
Here is my result
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6092109/compass.png[/img_thumb]
I'm curious to see all of your results.[/QUOTE]
I took that awhile ago, I'm not going to do it but I was in the far upper left.
Conservative Authoritarian V:v:V
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;27245353]I fucking love that one.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
We had a pie graph today with what our taxes went too and National Defense was around 48 percent. Considering we're fighting two wars, seems reasonable.
The girl infront of me said it should be 0%
God the shit these kids say.
"Oh, you know on 9/11 when all the people were jumping out of the towers? They were trying to jump into the river."
"The colonists didn't like people in London passing legislation for them."
"Uh, what? London?"
"Yes."
"I thought America was controlled by the British."
"Yes."
"Isn't London in France?"
"Is Mt. Rushmore a natural formation?"
Some Girl: "What's the capital of Kansas?"
Me: "Topeka."
Some Girl: "No it's not."
Teacher: "It is."[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of a time some girl asked where Ukrainians come from. Or another one who thought Mexico was in Russia and that Belarus is a type of cheese.
There was some girl in my history class who thought Nazi was a country.
Good god.
I can't top these, but I can contribute with a girl in my freshman year saying "When the empire state building fell on 9-11"
My hand must have went almost THROUGH my face.
Oh and also a guy who still to this day is convinced that the US regularly deploys EMPs and tactical nukes in Afghanistan and Iraq.
[QUOTE=RenegadeSanta;27246089]Oh and also a guy who still to this day is convinced that the US regularly deploys EMPs and tactical nukes in Afghanistan and Iraq.[/QUOTE]
EMP's to do what? Disable their fleet of Toyota Technicals, Motorola Pre-Paid Cellphone's from the 90's and the entire electrical grid for the already destitute cities?
He said to disable "their communications and electronics" whatever that's referring to. He also thinks that you get a little helmet cam, and at the end of an assignment, the officers check it to see what went on. If you kill enough people and help enough of your soldiers, you get promoted. He also thought up until recently that until you killed enough people, you were only allowed to have one attachment on your gun. He thinks that there are one kind of holosight, one kind of red dot, and one kind of ACOG. He is convinced that the AK-47 and the AKS-74U are the only kinds of AK's in the world, and that elite Russian special forces use the TAR-21.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
Also he thinks the CAR-15 abomination thing from Black Ops is a "tactical elite M-type rifle"
Punch him in the balls for me. Twice.
call your local national guard to teach him a lesson
with their tactical elite m-type commando rifles?
[QUOTE=RenegadeSanta;27246292]He said to disable "their communications and electronics" whatever that's referring to. He also thinks that you get a little helmet cam, and at the end of an assignment, the officers check it to see what went on. If you kill enough people and help enough of your soldiers, you get promoted. He also thought up until recently that until you killed enough people, you were only allowed to have one attachment on your gun. He thinks that there are one kind of holosight, one kind of red dot, and one kind of ACOG. He is convinced that the AK-47 and the AKS-74U are the only kinds of AK's in the world, and that elite Russian special forces use the TAR-21.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
Also he thinks the CAR-15 abomination thing from Black Ops is a "tactical elite M-type rifle"[/QUOTE]
Do you have any idea what the Liberals would do if our Military operated like this?
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