I found the song from 'Off to War'
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVLVaBECuc&ob=av3e[/media]
Reminds me of where I live, only I don't live in said small town. I live in a smaller town outside said town which is highly rural. I like it though, I wish I was a little closer to people but now that I have a truck it doesn't matter. It's a small community. We have a pizza place next to the school, down the road from the school are two dairy farms, I'm friends with one of their sons, we just got a Chinese place down the road from the aforementioned school. Not much else to say, there is a little general store next to the pizza place from before. There is a gas station somewhere, can't remember where. Town is like a 10-20 minute drive. Grandparents live five minutes away, two minute walk to my cousins from there. friends live down the road from my grandparents a mile or so in a development (Would have nice to live there) instead I have a retarded neighbor and an alright one who is probably afraid of us. I just wish the city folk would stop coming down here and ruining my quality of life. There are so many gangster kids from the city at my school, it's not even funny. They act like it's the inner city but we have a forest to the South, fields to the East, Farms to the North and West, I don't know where they're coming from.
I love this country, even if I do bitch about every little thing.
tl;dr
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
jk, <3 u
My first big shocker of 2011, one of my best friends might move to New York while I am in California. I've only known him for a year but friendship has grown pretty progressively since I met him when he was helping my high school Badminton team's coach.
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;27323787]My first big shocker of 2011, one of my best friends might move to New York while I am in California. I've only known him for a year but friendship has grown pretty progressively since I met him when he was helping my high school Badminton team's coach.[/QUOTE]
I'll be his friend for you.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1045002-Axe-Cop-A-Comic-Written-by-a-5-Year-Old-Illustrated-by-his-29-Year-Old-Brother[/url]
for anyone that hasn't read this
go read it
I found out more what happened to my friend, half of his ear ripped from the side of his head and his chin landed on a rock and took out a little chunk out of it. His ear was stuck back to his head with medical glue. Also the reason why he was up a tree with his friend dressed as a ninja because he was pretending he was Ezio from Assasins Creed 2. Also it hurts when it farts apparently.
His ear farts?
I didn't go to school today because my bus didn't come and I had no other way to get to school.
No, when he has an anus fart it hurts because of his pelvis.
Update on ze Glock:
Detailed Results:
Inbound Out of Customs, January 10, 2011, 11:37 am
Inbound Into Customs
Inbound International Arrival, January 09, 2011, 9:26 am, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS)
Foreign International Dispatch, January 08, 2011, 10:03 am, HONG KONG AIR MAIL CENTRE, HONG KONG
Foreign Acceptance, January 07, 2011, 7:07 pm, HONG KONG
Origin Post is Preparing Shipment
Today was odd. Since I started going to this school there has always been this chick who whenever I talked to would tell me to die or some other threat. So today I see her and try once again to start conversation, and oddly enough she actually talks in a non-threatening manner. We had a conversation about the color neon black. Why do people have to wait until the New Year to notice their being assholes?
I fucking hate school so much. It just sucks in general, why must we waste so much of our lives with such an inefficient institution? I'll bet I could learn more on the internet by myself and I'm not even exaggerating.
Because nobody wants to hire a bum with no official credentials. For most people school is basically a formality.
I didn't go to school today. I woke up and I decided "Yo, fuck that shit son. Schools for fools."
Then I went back to bed.
Help me think of some excuse as to why I didn't go.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;27332751]Today was odd. Since I started going to this school there has always been this chick who whenever I talked to would tell me to die or some other threat. So today I see her and try once again to start conversation, and oddly enough she actually talks in a non-threatening manner. We had a conversation about the color neon black. Why do people have to wait until the New Year to notice their being assholes?[/QUOTE]
Because people who enter the New Year alone, usually reflect upon themselves. And it really hits them when they wake up alone in the morning, and they go through the process of wondering why.
That's why I try not to generalize a person. And yes Taep, I'm looking at you.
Good luck Kawaii. Hopefully you'll find somebody new.
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;27334350]I didn't go to school today. I woke up and I decided "Yo, fuck that shit son. Schools for fools."
Then I went back to bed.
Help me think of some excuse as to why I didn't go.[/QUOTE]
The flu or stomach virus would be your best bet.
[QUOTE=Identity;27334375]
The flu or stomach virus would be your best bet.[/QUOTE]
Gottcha.
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Identity;27334375]Because people who enter the New Year alone, usually reflect upon themselves. And it really hits them when they wake up alone in the morning, and they go through the process of wondering why.
[/QUOTE]
I went through New Years alone, although I hung out with my family because that's the kind of guy I am. :buddy:
I think you know where I stand on my New Years resolution.
Started learning about Darwin today in biology. Creationists were foaming at the mouth.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;27334521]Started learning about Darwin today in biology. Creationists were foaming at the mouth.[/QUOTE]
A girl who was in my biology class still doesn't believe in dinosaurs :geno:
I can see how evolution might be contended, but...dinosaurs? Does she think museums and archaeologists are just making them up?
[QUOTE=Identity;27330828]Update on ze Glock:
Detailed Results:
Inbound Out of Customs, January 10, 2011, 11:37 am
Inbound Into Customs
Inbound International Arrival, January 09, 2011, 9:26 am, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS)
Foreign International Dispatch, January 08, 2011, 10:03 am, HONG KONG AIR MAIL CENTRE, HONG KONG
Foreign Acceptance, January 07, 2011, 7:07 pm, HONG KONG
Origin Post is Preparing Shipment[/QUOTE]
Hey, where did you find a glock overseas? Would you mind posting a link?
[QUOTE=smallfry;27334622]A girl who was in my biology class still doesn't believe in dinosaurs :geno:
I can see how evolution might be contended, but...dinosaurs? Does she think museums and archaeologists are just making them up?[/QUOTE]
its the government maaaan
I'm happy I live in a very liberal town where people are more or less accepting.
Ya'll should come live with me!
We can go to Improv club and eat candy and get headaches in my basement!
[QUOTE=Identity;27334375]Because people who enter the New Year alone, usually reflect upon themselves. And it really hits them when they wake up alone in the morning, and they go through the process of wondering why.
That's why I try not to generalize a person. And yes Taep, I'm looking at you.
Good luck Kawaii. Hopefully you'll find somebody new.
[/QUOTE]
I've reflected on why I'm alone and I've come to the conclusion that there's nobody around where I live that seems very interesting. I'm just going to leave it at that and I expect everyone else to do the same instead of going on a rant about how I should stop generalizing everyone as uninteresting.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;27336465]Too high profile. It'd be dangerous [I]to[/I] try to kill off Jesse Ventura.
Keeping him alive is smarter. Not doing so would draw even more attention and probably spark a gigantic revolt or something. Martyrdom is not always great.
The fact the government had this pulled just screams "Yeah, we're up to something, but don't mind us!" If any of you questioning this [I]actually[/I] watched the whole episode like I did, you would believe this too. The whole thing is, at the very least, overwhelmingly suspicious.[/QUOTE]
In response to this:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1047648-Government-forces-TruTV-to-not-air-that-conspiracy-show-ran-by-Jesse-Ventura[/url]
Part 1
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHb83VNijBM&feature=player_embedded[/media]
Part 2
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jruJ40xT8kQ&feature=related[/media]
Part 3
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTkHP5Q3n8g&feature=related[/media]
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. Jenkem believes that FEMA is going to haul you onto trains, bring you to their prison camps and ultimately bury you in a plastic coffin all because the United States is evil.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;27335242]I've reflected on why I'm alone and I've come to the conclusion that there's nobody around where I live that seems very interesting. I'm just going to leave it at that and I expect everyone else to do the same instead of going on a rant about how I should stop generalizing everyone as uninteresting.[/QUOTE]
No, no. I'm saying go for something outside your element. I know you've been reflecting. You have something to offer. You just don't know it yet.
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=smallfry;27334622]A girl who was in my biology class still doesn't believe in dinosaurs :geno:
I can see how evolution might be contended, but...dinosaurs? Does she think museums and archaeologists are just making them up?
Hey, where did you find a glock overseas? Would you mind posting a link?[/QUOTE]
No problem.
Here you are. [url]http://www.ebairsoft.com/army-blowback-metal-slide-glock-version-p-2032.html[/url]
There's also one on Ehobbyasia if you prefer them. It comes in dual tone and black. Also compatible with TM products.
Missed like the first period today at school because I skipped up on my wake up time. Had to walk at school because I didn't want to miss a whole day now...
[QUOTE=Identity;27334375]Because people who enter the New Year alone, usually reflect upon themselves. And it really hits them when they wake up alone in the morning, and they go through the process of wondering why.
That's why I try not to generalize a person. And yes Taep, I'm looking at you.
Good luck Kawaii. Hopefully you'll find somebody new.[/QUOTE]
Identity, how come you always make sense and say it so poetically? Also, thanks for wishing me luck.
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