[QUOTE=Stupideye;26210649]michael cera[/QUOTE]
what are you, a baby face?
Codemonkey is lol
well hes modeconkey
[QUOTE=Stupideye;26210649]michael cera[/QUOTE]
They're trying to subliminally hint to you to defeat their seven ex-boyfriends.
Alright guys, I'm stuck. I got a Deadmau5 shirt the other day, and forgot to take into account that it would shrink like hell due to 100% cotton. So, does anyone have a method of stretching it out by tomorrow?
EDIT: Never mind, I got it taken care of.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;26210960]Alright guys, I'm stuck. I got a Deadmau5 shirt the other day, and forgot to take into account that it would shrink like hell due to 100% cotton. So, does anyone have a method of stretching it out by tomorrow?
EDIT: Never mind, I got it taken care of.[/QUOTE]
I want a Deadmau5 shirt...
[editline]21st November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Identity;26207014]I shoot black. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Nigger cum?
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;26210234]Tight it
[editline]21st November 2010[/editline]
I find things like that funny, you just gotta know how to translate it to other people. Think like a comedian[/QUOTE]
So I guess I need to stop doing it with a straight face then and only keep those jokes with my friends. Th way it is now, most girls in my school are probably really creeped out by me.
Also got my monthly haircut today and now I look less ugly. I just get my hair shaved really short though.
there was a mouse in my kitchen and i couldn't smack it with the shovel i had because it was under a ledge so i used mace and fucking sprayed it and now my eyes are burning and watering my nose burns oh god whats happening
At the store I got my BDU from, they had pepper spray.
The packaging had a picture of how it looked sprayed on someone.
I thought they were comparing it to having shit thrown in your face at first.
im serious my eyes are tearing and it hurts jesus christ why
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;26214430]im serious my eyes are tearing and it hurts jesus christ why[/QUOTE]
That kids, is why you don't mace yourself.
I didn't, I maced the mouse but apparently Mace is like a vapor too. I thought it was a directional and a contact irritant.
atleast it wasn't shi- er pepper spray
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;26214980]I didn't, I maced the mouse but apparently Mace is like a vapor too. I thought it was a directional and a contact irritant.[/QUOTE]
This is why I'm glad I have a cat. It kills mice.
My cat doesn't kill them, it plays with them and lets them go. So we have to kill them.
Also Mace is worse then pepper spray.
Ahahahahaha oh god second entry
[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iron%20horse[/url]
Oh my god lol the mental images
You know, I've always wondered if the kind of girl I would find most attractive is unreasonable to look for so I'll just post a list of qualities I would find attractive, both appearance and otherwise and you guys can tell me if they're unreasonable or not.
Pale skin
Long black hair(like mid back length or longer), also having some blue, purple or pink in there would be a nice plus
Blue eyes
Not super skinny but not fat either
Not fucking obsessed with playing volleyball and/or basketball like every fucking girl I know
Intelligent
Not a slut
Atheist or at least agnostic
Has a similar taste in music to me
They don't have to play video games or airsoft because that would probably be asking way too much but they should at least respect that those are my hobbies
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;26215376]You know, I've always wondered if the kind of girl I would find most attractive is unreasonable to look for so I'll just post a list of qualities I would find attractive, both appearance and otherwise and you guys can tell me if they're unreasonable or not.
Pale skin
Long black hair(like mid back length or longer), also having some blue, purple or pink in there would be a nice plus
Blue eyes
Not super skinny but not fat either
Not fucking obsessed with playing volleyball and/or basketball like every fucking girl I know
Intelligent
Not a slut
Atheist or at least agnostic
Has a similar taste in music to me
They don't have to play video games or airsoft because that would probably be asking way too much but they should at least respect that those are my hobbies[/QUOTE]
FUCK UP in their ASS BED to let loose on the DESTRUCTIVE IRONY LET THE FEELERS BANQUET
Also forgot that I prefer white girls, followed by Asians, then Arabs. Every other race is completely out of the question for me as I find them completely unattractive. Especially black girls.
Whites, and Mexicans.
maybe some asians
yea yea yea
[QUOTE=W0w00t;26215526]Whites, and Mexicans.
maybe some asians
yea yea yea[/QUOTE]
I also don't mind white Latin American chicks. Thanks for reminding me. How could I forget about that when there's a hot Brazilian chick in my history class?
white wimmins still best wimmins
I also forgot about the hot Colombian chick that sits behind me in my history class. She's brown but not super brown so she basically just looks like a white person with a tan so that's not horrible.
tit fuck em all ?
Anyone else see the survivor camp turn to utter shit on The Walking Dead tonight?
[editline]21st November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;26214980]I didn't, I maced the mouse but apparently Mace is like a vapor too. I thought it was a directional and a contact irritant.[/QUOTE]
Learned something there, didn't ya?
Sweetie, I think your avatar suits you well. For some reason I imagine you having the exact same personality as Marceline.
Hey KMan, happy birthday. Mine was pretty recent too, on the 16th.
STUCK UP THE ASS OF THEY CUNT
you fuckers REPEAL the truth of this meaning but for the worthyness of one, its a SODOMY ALCHEMY ACADEMY and that means its not a great way to be FLOORING the steering of your submissions.
if this FEAR DONT REPELL to the glenn beck of the western world, you HAVE to face the eastern shores worst night watch for the luster of that magnum is the last malleable thing on the starboard port of that place.
this doesnt mean you should be able to fleece the lease because that would result in large spread catastrophe all over the world and require a large haitian aid summit to climb up that admission.
the last objective for one on the road would be to speak the delegates catwalk and NOT forget the levied acts of eleventeen twelve in northern norse.
Fuck I went offline and now I'm too late to wish Kman a happy birthday. Damn shame, was gonna sing "hoch soll Er leben" to him.
Also HAHA at Monkey's adventures with mace. Once got maced (is that a verb? If not them I'm patenting it) by the coppers, horrible ordeal that was.
dont suck on that copper goblet of your tarnished lady.
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