I've had hemmorhoids before and believe me its awful.
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;18650867]Wow OP you pussy, real men can take something up there ass and still kickass.[/QUOTE]
Okay fine since this seems to be the general consensus and no one is actually offering an alternative...
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18650951]Okay fine since this seems to be the general consensus and no one is actually offering an alternative...[/QUOTE]
The alternative is living with the pain forever, can you guess which of the options is the smart one?
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18650951]Okay fine since this seems to be the general consensus and no one is actually offering an alternative...[/QUOTE]
There is no alternative, no workaround, one way or another you WILL open your asscrack and rub stuff up your ass
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;18650930]I've had hemmorhoids before and believe me its awful.[/QUOTE]
So is the only solution having something up my ass?
I am not feeling like it today, because it is in intense pain right now. I hadn't taken a shit for 5 days because the pain was too bad, and it had stopped hurting, should I wait for it to hurt less before going through with this procedure?
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18651076]So is the only solution having something up my ass?
I am not feeling like it today, because it is in intense pain right now. I hadn't taken a shit for 5 days because the pain was too bad, and it had stopped hurting, should I wait for it to hurt less before going through with this procedure?[/QUOTE]
Well, OP, it's pretty simple actually...
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18650760][media]http://www.hemorrhoidsinplainenglish.com/images/hemorrhoid-pic.jpg[/media]
That could happen :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Take a good look at that pic...
I did take a look at that picture.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18651174]I did take a look at that picture.[/QUOTE]
That's how your ass is going to look if you don't rub that lube up your arse _Right now_...
It probably already looks like that.
Honestly, I didn't do anything and mine went away. Although the shitting blood for about a week was uncomfortable, I didn't shove anything up my ass. Try stool softeners, they make it hurt less.
you seem like the type of guy who'd love to shove things up your ass.
Pain lets you know you're still alive
especially a stabbing anus pain
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18650701]I can't imagine any fate that would be worse than shoving something up my ass.[/QUOTE]
I can think of one; keeping the hemorrhoids. Just do it, stop being a baby
Well thank you Facepunch, my mom got me some medicine and in my infinite quest to appease you, I am going to do it. After I take my warm bath
Farewell.
And post pics.
I had stage 1 hemorrhoids and they just go away, they didn't hurt THAT bad though they were just slightly uncomfortable.
Took the bath, have to wait for it to dry before I can apply cream.
Can't post pics because I'm 17 :/
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18652263]Took the bath, have to wait for it to dry before I can apply cream.[/QUOTE]
That's the spirit, son :clint:
Thank you for forcibly convincing me to take it. Of course I don't have to put things IN my ass, just on the outside, so that's a bit better than I thought.
Fuck just did it, hurt like fuck to put it on and it doesn't feel any better despite the instant relief label on the tube.
id do it before it gets worse, ive had them since i was 5
Drink water, eat fruit and don't shit as hard as you would usually do or don't dig your nails into your ass hole
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18652403]Thank you for forcibly convincing me to take it. Of course I don't have to put things IN my ass, just on the outside, so that's a bit better than I thought.
Fuck just did it, hurt like fuck to put it on and it doesn't feel any better despite the instant relief label on the tube.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry broski, you'll feel better soon.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18650760][media]http://www.hemorrhoidsinplainenglish.com/images/hemorrhoid-pic.jpg[/media]
That could happen :ohdear:
WARNING DON'T CLICK IF YOU ARE A SISSY[/QUOTE]
I didn't even react to this.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;18652589]Drink water, eat fruit and don't shit as hard as you would usually do or don't dig your nails into your ass hole[/QUOTE]
Dude that's the best part though
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;18652589]Drink water, eat fruit and don't shit as hard as you would usually do or don't dig your nails into your ass hole[/QUOTE]
Yeah I think I tried too hard to shit the other day, which caused it. And I haven't eaten much fruit recently so I will do that more.
After what happened last Saturday, you should be used to shoving things up there :smug:
Gay people with sex lives don't seem phased by having something stuck in their ass.
Perfectly straight people voluntarily go and have 'colonic hydrotherapy': basically they stick a tube about as thick as a biro up your ass and pump you full of water. Apparently quite relaxing and cleans out weird shit in your rectum.
I don't know, I just saw an article about it on my MSN today thing.
[QUOTE=Slacker996;18653126]After what happened last Saturday, you should be used to shoving things up there :smug:[/QUOTE]
What DID happpen?
No seriously, what happened?
Was he that guy who made that "I Had My First Homosexual Experience Today" thread?
Just do it it only hurts the first time you put something up your
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nevermind
I had those, just do the cream they'll go away
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