• I have hemorrhoids
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:raise: [editline]12:52AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Javascript;18653211]I had those, just do the cream they'll go away[/QUOTE] heh
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18650760][media]http://www.hemorrhoidsinplainenglish.com/images/hemorrhoid-pic.jpg[/media] That could happen :ohdear: WARNING DON'T CLICK IF YOU ARE A SISSY[/QUOTE] Fuck, there goes the delicious ramen I was eating. :frown:
If you wont put a bit of cream up your ass (itl feel good trust me) the have fun with ur butt pimples.
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;18653237]If you wont put a bit of cream up your ass ([b]itl feel good trust me[/b]) the have fun with ur butt pimples.[/QUOTE] whut
:20bux: says the OP enjoyed the experience.
Quit being a faggot and shove that tube up your ass.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18653155]What DID happpen? No seriously, what happened? Was he that guy who made that "I Had My First Homosexual Experience Today" thread?[/QUOTE] No, I didn't post anything of the sort. Last Saturday I stayed home all day lol. I made a thread about having testicular cancer though
Get your mind out of the gutter. Just put the tube in your butt. You want the pain to stop don't you?
[QUOTE=leet;18653216]Fuck, there goes the delicious ramen I was eating. :frown:[/QUOTE] It doesn't help to imagine Trogdon's hemorrhoid laden asshole shitting bloody shit pulp in your ramen does it?
Eat more fiber?
putting stuff up your ass doesnt hurt so either you're incredibly insecure or stupid
[QUOTE=Shoe Phone;18653902]It doesn't help to imagine Trogdon's hemorrhoid laden asshole shitting bloody shit pulp in your ramen does it?[/QUOTE]Uh, actually... :fappery:
Just quit bitching and shove it up your ass. I had Ulcerative Colitis and I had to do anal irrigations after my first surgery for 4 months, and now I have to shove a 15,16,17,then 18mm dialator (basically a dildo) up my ass for 15 seconds each until my asshole is dialated enough to ensure i don't get pouchitis. Do it.
[QUOTE=Kilgannon;18653975]putting stuff up your ass doesnt hurt so either you're incredibly insecure or stupid[/QUOTE] Prolly the first, and I'm afraid.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18654112]Prolly the first, and I'm afraid.[/QUOTE] Yeah it feels weird, but you do it and it's done, better than shitting out a bunch of blood and eventually becoming anemic. Shit is not fun.
OP probably wants another hemorrhoid so he can do it again
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