Turbo, a new film by Dreamworks. AKA Ratatouille but with snails and illegal street racing
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you can almost imagine the board meeting for this
"someone think of two things that don't go together"
".... snails going fast?"
"congratulations here is your 50 million dollars. see you in 2 years"
wait wouldn't the nos lit up if the racer pushed the nos button?
Thank goodness Despicable Me 2 will be out before then.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41162637]This film is gonna cause some kid to drink nitrous oxide thinking he'll go fast.
That is both saddening and hilarious.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=EcksDee;41163695]But but but
how to train your dragon[/QUOTE]
That's a exception
Wasn't this an app?
This movie is so fucking generic, I'm pretty sure I've seen this exact story before, multiple times
The main character is boring as shit too, he is just the base framework of generic kids film protag that they never built on
I wonder what PIXAR is doing right now
Deviantart car transformation.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;41161243]Poor Dreamworks. It must suck being the second best at animation movies. Always in Pixars shadow.[/QUOTE]
They deserve it. That's what you get if you release 2-3 films a year instead of taking time for a single one.
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Can anyone else look at what horrors have been done to that Ferrari?
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[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Turbo_%28film%29_poster.jpg[/img]
Literally everyone in this poster is making the face. What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Swiket;41167598][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Turbo_%28film%29_poster.jpg[/img]
Literally everyone in this poster is making the face. What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
Thats fucking hilarious.
anyone care to guess how much cocaine the guys at dreamworks were on when they thought of this?
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;41167980]anyone care to guess how much cocaine the guys at dreamworks were on when they thought of this?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Joazzz;41163860]oi, why doesn't da git just paint 'iz shell red if 'e wantsta go fasta[/QUOTE]
Ya, or 'e cuud paint 'imself bloo and steel some git's wagin, den 'eed go supah fast.
[editline]24th June 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=EcksDee;41163695]But but but
how to train your dragon[/QUOTE]
That was a book first. Doesn't count.
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;41161220]Not as bad as Rise of the Guardians though[/QUOTE]
That was bad? I honestly found it way better than something shit like The Polar Express for sure.
It's strange how dreamworks' movies are always fairly average but then How To Train Your Dragon is fucking brilliant. I wonder why that is.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41171517]Ya, or 'e cuud paint 'imself bloo and steel some git's wagin, den 'eed go supah fast.
[editline]24th June 2013[/editline]
That was a book first. Doesn't count.[/QUOTE]
Shrek was a book.
HTTYD is in my opinion better than most Pixar movies.
I love how Pixar uses completely unknown actors and manage to created absolute masterpieces with story and voices.......yet here we have pixar throwing dosh at famous names who could use the extra bit of dosh on the side and create utter shit.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;41161956]so a snail gets knocked onto a highway, sucked into a street racer's air intake, somehow [I]survives,[/I] and is transformed into a car-snail by the somehow totally liquid N2O present in the engine.
Yeah, no thank you.[/QUOTE]
...you could say something like that for pretty much ANY animated film
so a bunch of toys can actually move around on their own (yeah like that'd ever happen) and get kidnapped by a creepy kid who uses different parts of toys to create living monsters (seriously?)
so an old man attaches a load of balloons to his house and flies to south america where he meets a dog with collar that lets him [I]speak[/I] and evil dogs that can fly planes
[QUOTE=Source;41172898]I love how Pixar uses completely unknown actors and manage to created absolute masterpieces with story and voices.......yet here we have pixar throwing dosh at famous names who could use the extra bit of dosh on the side and create utter shit.[/QUOTE]
How does Pixar use unknown actors?
they pretty much just took a joke from a spongebob episode, stretched it out to an hour and a half long, and added a touch of fast and furious
how do these people get screenwriting jobs and be successful, what the fuck
so he was sucked through a supercharger, and he names himself turbo???
[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]
although snails do look like turbos
[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]
it would have made more sense if he was sucked through a turbo
I just cant stop thinking about this.
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Dreamworks productions seem to be following a variant of Microsofts Windows model, where every other X is shit and every other Y is good.
[B]Antz[/B], pretty good.
[B]Prince of Egypt[/B], eh.
[B]Road to El Dorado[/B], awesome.
[B]Chicken run[/B], meh.
[B]Shrek[/B], hilarious.
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;41176494]Dreamworks productions seem to be following a variant of Microsofts Windows model, where every other X is shit and every other Y is good.
[B]Antz[/B], pretty good.
[B]Prince of Egypt[/B], eh.
[B]Road to El Dorado[/B], awesome.
[B]Chicken run[/B], meh.
[B]Shrek[/B], hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Chicken Run was only distributed by Dream Works in the US, It was made by Aardman and distributed by Pathé in the UK and elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;41176494]
[B]Antz[/B], pretty good.[/QUOTE]
Fuck I still can't believe I knew the Director of Antz' son and went to their house.
Their dog didn't like me :(
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;41176494][B]Chicken run[/B], meh.[/QUOTE]
No sir.
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