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[QUOTE=matt.ant;50914892][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/19/11/376488D800000578-3748624-image-a-1_1471602116738.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] For those that might not get it. [sp]Johnnys=condoms like Durex Duracel = batteries [/sp]

but why does he have a bird in the car

[QUOTE=Max;50914952]but why does he have a bird in the car[/QUOTE] Attractive women are hard to come by here in the UK, so some men have taken to mating with birds. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8R0ixeg.gif[/IMG]

[vid]https://hugelolcdn.com/v/403584.mp4[/vid]

[QUOTE=Loadingue;50915037][vid]https://hugelolcdn.com/v/403584.mp4[/vid][/QUOTE] I honestly thought it would be the original advert. A fool I was.

[QUOTE=Wiggles;50914996]Attractive women are hard to come by here in the UK, so some men have taken to mating with birds. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8R0ixeg.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Full vid [url=http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsbavo_gaki-no-tsukai-822-2006-09-10-heipo-horror-shichihenge_fun]here.[/url] The guy is known for his cowardice, but it's extremely likely he just has panophobia, fear of everything. It's not an act, he's been like this for decades.

[QUOTE=Captain;50910371][img]http://i.imgur.com/me0KI.png[/img] This is the original one btw.[/QUOTE] this was the best achivement of my life :'(

[QUOTE=matt.ant;50914892][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/19/11/376488D800000578-3748624-image-a-1_1471602116738.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Someone fluent in British please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I may have successfully deciphered this image. This man's girlfriend was mad because she found a receipt for condoms in his car. However, the receipt was for batteries.

[QUOTE=CoalTen;50915149]Someone fluent in British please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I may have successfully deciphered this image. This man's girlfriend was mad because she found a receipt for condoms in his car. However, the receipt was for batteries.[/QUOTE] Oh, I thought an actual bird flew into his car and threw a receipt at him and then wondered why a bird was buying condoms.

[QUOTE=CoalTen;50915149]Someone fluent in British please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I may have successfully deciphered this image. This man's girlfriend was mad because she found a receipt for condoms in his car. However, the receipt was for batteries.[/QUOTE] I've been around Brits for so long and yet I imagined an actual bird flying around with a receipt.

[vid]http://i.imgur.com/2VO2bvh.mp4[/vid] [vid]http://i.imgur.com/giV26px.webm[/vid]

[IMG]https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNxcERhCAMAMBeKIAgKgZ_luH9GGTQGzVIci_H3s_97K1-dVejWkUKjwDLxpHqolmohpx0Jsp7CmVjHemAIBLieqRTGBrfWkR0Brse3WAMgm2c9c537-Z9sAh49X76zPpbsnr-ACYh7w.7RTf9F2pRezO_XTtUKR8G6aBZI0.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Captain;50910716][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/894/062/e09.png[/img][/QUOTE] Late, but here's a classic piece played by the ass band: [video=youtube;0kcF7E69C6Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q[/video]

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;50915165]Oh, I thought an actual bird flew into his car and threw a receipt at him and then wondered why a bird was buying condoms.[/QUOTE] I thought it was an actual bird, and I thought "johnny's" would be like a pizza place or some shit. But then it was duracell batteries and not pizza

[media]https://youtu.be/Bmy-CmuWgTA[/media]

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[vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/close-up-snake-on-board-in-swimming-pool-floats-past-camera-video-id142540484[/vid]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0aRmk08.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;50915378][IMG]https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNxcERhCAMAMBeKIAgKgZ_luH9GGTQGzVIci_H3s_97K1-dVejWkUKjwDLxpHqolmohpx0Jsp7CmVjHemAIBLieqRTGBrfWkR0Brse3WAMgm2c9c537-Z9sAh49X76zPpbsnr-ACYh7w.7RTf9F2pRezO_XTtUKR8G6aBZI0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] my multi-purpose cleaning fluids are too strong for you, traveler

[IMG]http://imgur.com/ifqY25T.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Povard;50915792][IMG]http://imgur.com/ifqY25T.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You've had your say, Mr Clean, but I'll have mine. You're a [I]rascal[/I]! You're a rascal with no respect for janitors! No respect for [I]anything[/I] except your multi-purpose cleaning fluids.

[QUOTE=matt.ant;50914892][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/19/11/376488D800000578-3748624-image-a-1_1471602116738.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] am I getting old or is whatsapp just a normal thing now

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50915833]You've had your say, Mr Clean, but I'll have mine. You're a [I]rascal[/I]! You're a rascal with no respect for janitors! No respect for [I]anything[/I] except your multi-purpose cleaning fluids.[/QUOTE] oc [img]https://scontent.fbrs1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/11668149_10206789376147630_555877485_n.jpg?oh=f0b954dca87f0db06f3d09cecb4abfbc&oe=57B8F263[/img]

[QUOTE=StrykerE;50914416][media]http://twitter.com/MENA_Wars/status/766680851413213184[/media][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BYzpr1W.png[/img] I like happy vehicles.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KufC2eI.jpg[/img]

[t]https://66.media.tumblr.com/e4757af11d4ebd68587fdf57e9a3778e/tumblr_obpfqz0N4u1te6l94o1_1280.jpg[/t]

[video=youtube;Jn5h4f7Ny08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5h4f7Ny08[/video] I'm sorry.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sZHqkru.jpg[/IMG]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/vipYmtl.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=MadBomber;50915649][vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/close-up-snake-on-board-in-swimming-pool-floats-past-camera-video-id142540484[/vid][/QUOTE] gettyimages has too many goofy animal videos [vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/medium-shot-baboon-pulling-laptop-closer-to-himself-pushing-it-off-video-id712-24[/vid] [vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/medium-shot-baboon-sitting-on-table-with-globe-pushing-globe-off-video-id712-42[/vid] [vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/medium-shot-baboon-sitting-at-desk-pounding-on-keys-of-calculator-video-id712-11[/vid] [vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/medium-shot-baboon-turning-around-in-office-chair-making-face-video-id712-1[/vid] [vid]http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/medium-shot-baboon-wearing-headset-and-pounding-on-computer-keyboard-video-id712-37[/vid]