We had some asshole(s) egg our house on Halloween two years in a row. This year I left the sprinklers on for a few hours over night, since the house is far enough back from the street that they had to walk into the yard to get close enough to hit. No eggs this time. However, I'm sure it would be murder on your water consumption doing this every night.
What others have suggested would probably be helpful. Cameras, hiding in wait, motion-controlled lights, etc. might be your best bet for catching the little brats.
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;26770324]Some cunt threw a brick threw my window, i set up cameras after it was fixed and caught the bastard, now i'm pressing charges. :buddy::buddy::buddy:[/QUOTE]
Okay and?
You + dark cloaths + roof + paintball gun + night = great success
Rig the front yard with land mines.
Or some tin cans, those would work too, I guess.
throw eggs at them
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;26770880]You + DARK BLUE cloaths + BUSHES + paintball gun + night = great success[/QUOTE]
Fixed
Hide in the bushes with one of these.
[img]http://www.epicycle.org.uk/images/minigun1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hazard;26771826]Hide in the bushes with one of these.
[img_thumb]http://www.epicycle.org.uk/images/minigun1.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Don't those cost like $5000 to shoot for like 4 seconds or something?
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26771934]Don't those cost like $5000 to shoot for like 4 seconds or something?[/QUOTE]
Your point?
But yes they do.
[QUOTE=Hazard;26771826]Hide in the bushes with one of these.
[img_thumb]http://www.epicycle.org.uk/images/minigun1.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
How are you supposed to hide with that huge thing? You should just use a kitchen knife an kill one, the other wont ever come back again.
[QUOTE=Xeloras;26766853]Facepunch, I'm afraid I suffer from a condition called, "Neighbor Prickishness," every weekend for the past few weeks, my house keeps getting pelted by eggs by two kids, but we don't know who. Two eggs are thrown every time, so we can at least determine how many there are. My family has installed something that will alert us when somebody comes near our house, but it usually goes off a little too late. We've tried finding the parents of the perpetrators, and calling the police. But we haven't been able to find anything but other houses egged, and without a local police department, it takes too much time and effort to get someone to patrol our neighborhood.
We're pretty sure there's some connection to this and some kids that despise my younger brother, but we don't have any proof of anything. The eggs are starting to get harder to clean too, they start freezing overnight and become a tiresome chore to clean up. Our windows, roof, and doors keep getting pelted and nobody in the family has any idea how to catch them without buying equipment. We don't want to have to buy a security system we're going to use once for two kids. They come out when it's dark though, so we can't see where they run and catch them. While patrolling the neighborhood we saw one kid, I ran through three of my neighbor's yards chasing after him in my socks, he ended up getting away in the darkness and I got to pull splinters from my feet for the rest of the night.
I'm really getting sick of this, and I'm out of ideas that don't involve me sitting outside in the below freezing weather, what have you got up your sleeves Facepunch[/QUOTE]
Install cameras, and when you regonize the person youll wait till you meet him/her and egg his face.
If fight occurs from this then youll fight, and egg his face a bit more.
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[QUOTE=srag;26770296]Buy a ghillie suit, stand in a bush with a paintball gun/airsoft whatever is around. Then, shoot them. Aim for the body, you don't want to take out any eyes.[/QUOTE]
Why not? Even if you would take out only 1 eye of the egger he still wouldn't be able to estimate the throwing distance ever again.
Besides you were sleepping, right?
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;26771946]Your point?
But yes they do.[/QUOTE]
My point is that I don't think OP is going waste that much money on a overall stupid suggestion.
[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Generic User;26771962]How are you supposed to hide with that huge thing? You should just use a kitchen knife an kill one, the other wont ever come back again.[/QUOTE]
Stupid suggestion ignore this idiot.
Okay well if you really want be a techfag about solving this problem, You might aswell buy / make a turrent, and mount a weapon of choice on it. Then simply put it on the roof and poof, problem solved. But it might not be a good idea to put an UMP up there.
[QUOTE=alt-papu2;26772259]Okay well if you really want be a techfag about solving this problem, You might aswell buy / make a turrent, and mount a weapon of choice on it. Then simply put it on the roof and poof, problem solved. But it might not be a good idea to put an UMP up there.[/QUOTE]
What if the kids create a machine that throws eggs?
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26772270]What if the kids create a machine that throws eggs?[/QUOTE]
I don't see a problem with that considering that the kids would have to enter the "death zone" inorder for them to maintance their machine or even set it in the useful range.
Go burn your Neighbors house down.
Wait for them to come to your house, while hiding in a bush or something, then run up to them and throw eggs at their faces.
Put transparent plastic film(the stuff you use for food) over the windows tightly. Easy to clean and hard to spot from a distance, especially at night.
get a tazer or some pepper spray, wait for them to do it. pepper spray and tazer them both, while they're both down drag them into your basement and tie them to chairs. then buy one of those things that shoot tennis balls but replace with eggs, turn on and leave for eternity.
[QUOTE=alt-papu2;26772376]I don't see a problem with that considering that the kids would have to enter the "death zone" inorder for them to maintance their machine or even set it in the useful range.[/QUOTE]
It's a long range egg thrower, don't you know anything gheesh.
If it gets really warm, you can eat fried eggs
buy gillie suit and buy
[img]http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/8a78495026d410a7409ed006026678921437/awp[/img]
Landmines.
[QUOTE=manman;26777412]buy gillie suit and buy
[img_thumb]http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/8a78495026d410a7409ed006026678921437/awp[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This isn't call of duty.
Turn your windows into rubber, it'll shoot it right back at them.
Thanks a bunch for all the suggestions guys, I'm going to try staking out under one of the pine trees in my front yard tonight. I'll try and catch them so I can end this.
i'm p. sure we're all settled on a paintball gun here
[QUOTE=hacksore;26769867]-snip-
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I didn't upload that to a hosting site, the internet police will smite me.[/QUOTE]
Is there some of thoes for a 20 gauge? and is it a pain in the ass to get them out of your gun?
[QUOTE=Xeloras;26778011]Thanks a bunch for all the suggestions guys, I'm going to try staking out under one of the pine trees in my front yard tonight. I'll try and catch them so I can end this.[/QUOTE]
If you need some supplies of Chloroform, visit your local school.
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