Someone kept trashing my front garden once, so I got on the roof with an airsoft gun and sat there all night. Nobody came. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26766897]Get one of these.
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That or a hunting rifle.
Go all GTA San Andreas on their ass and beat them with dildos.
Project a holographic image of your house on a giant sideways trampoline.
Buy a security camera. Night vision.
either put a camera out and press charges of vandalism
or take a BB gun/paintball gun and shoot the shit out of them
Get ghillie suit, hide in nearest bush, have paintball gun, shoot eggers,
Sit on the porch with a shotgun. You know what to do.
[QUOTE=manman;26777412]buy gillie suit and buy
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The AWM isn't even that bad about this post. What is bad, is that you searched for an AWP, which is the Police version.
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Built mine last week. Keeps the coons away.
Prepare your sniper, wait outside at around 1-3 AM, Shoot near the basterds to scare them off, ?????? , Profit
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These are what you need to stop them.
Cameras, a land mine... and a fat man with a moustache?
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[B]brilliant[/B]
Stay in front room, pop out the screen, turn out the lights at night, stock up on energy drinks (or meth, speed, and/or cocaine if you're into that), and grab a BB or a paintball gun. I think you see where I am going with this.
Depending on where you live and how hardcore you are about this, if they set foot on your property, you can draw a real firearm on them. No, don't actually shoot them, but carry out your grandpappy's Winchester shotgun and rack it. I guarantee they will leave a trail of piss which will allow you to locate them easily.
In both situations, worst case scenario is that they contact the police. Unless you live in the UK, you can say that they stepped foot on your property and attempted to vandilize it, whereupon you drew and possibly fired upon them (in the event you used a BB gun or something) to protect yourself.
do an old fashion stake out with coffee and donuts in a rental van
I had this problem before, except other then the vandalizing, they were also smoking weed and crack on my property, so I staked out one night with my shotgun and some beanbag rounds and some home made tear gas I then attacked them buy first shooting the bean bag rounds at them and when then failed to disperse and attempted to attack me I used the tear gas and began shotting more beanbag rounds at them after that I never saw them again.
You said when you went out to have a look all you found was other egged houses, how about you go out early in the morning and knock on the doors of the houses that haven't been egged, no fucktarded kids are going to egg there own house.
Wait by the window and prepare a few boxes of eggs.
As soon as they show up, open fire.
The trick is to get them before they get you!
Make sure your eggs are rotten too.
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On a serious note,
The easiest way, btw, is just to tape them down.
It can be easily taken as a hatred crime.
[img]http://earth911.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/single-brick.jpg[/img] throw those back at the kids that are doing it.
You guys are really unfunny
Have your dad sit outside on the front porch with a cigar in his mouth, an eye patch over his eye and a shotgun in his hands with his feet up and a warm cup of coffee next to him.
Well, I sat under a tree for two hours after piling on layers of clothing and making sure I was completely invisible to anyone approaching my yard. They decided to not show up tonight. I heard them egg someone's house, but that was farther away, probably around the corner. I heard two loud thumps and some yelling housewife. All my efforts were ultimately useless.
[QUOTE=Xeloras;26792796]Well, I sat under a tree for two hours after piling on layers of clothing and making sure I was completely invisible to anyone approaching my yard. They decided to not show up tonight. I heard them egg someone's house, but that was farther away, probably around the corner. I heard two loud thumps and some yelling housewife. All my efforts were ultimately useless.[/QUOTE]
Do it again until they show up.
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Then you rape them.
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In the butt
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With a dildo of course.
Talk to that household, and the community will take actions if more victims stand up.
Unless you like in a ghetto neighborhood.
In that case,
- Get in contact with the other victim
- Dug up bunkers around your houses
- Buy year-long of food
- Prepare for war
and don't forget to stack up toilet papers.
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Wait in the bushes and then unleash plastic 6mm ball hell on their asses
You can slam ice cubes/blocks at them btw.
Ice doesn't leave much trace behind after it melts.
They egg you, you ice them!
[sp]Don't kill them, however lol[/sp]
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I didn't upload that to a hosting site, the internet police will smite me.[/QUOTE]
That website is the best.
A cheap lever BB gun should work
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holy shit it's not that hard
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