Call the neighbors? I'm sure they owe you for borrowing a cup of sugar or something.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;22172184]I just shit myself laughing
You, ma'am, are having a period[/QUOTE]
No shit.
It soaks through toilet paper. I've done it. It's just a temporary fix. I need something that would last like 4 hours.
Post pics, I'll diagnose it, I'm a doctor.
I think it should be noted that for this to happen you have to have been doing it very VERY wrong.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;22172246]put it in a cup and put it in the fridge and label it as "DON'T TOUCH MY STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE"[/QUOTE]
Open refrigerator next morning.
Find cup empty.
Post pics or you're trolling
Bottle it and sell it.
Stick it in your pooper. Heard that fixes a leaky vag.
[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172254]No shit.
It soaks through toilet paper. I've done it. It's just a temporary fix. I need something that would last like 4 hours.[/QUOTE]
Drink it to regain lost nutrition. It's kind of like eating the placenta.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;22172268]Open refrigerator next morning.
Find cup empty.[/QUOTE]
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Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you :geno:
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;22172268]Open refrigerator next morning.
Find cup empty.[/QUOTE]
Mission accomplished
I have the same folder as OP.
And this is going in it.
[QUOTE=Relys;22172251]Call the neighbors? I'm sure they owe you for borrowing a cup of sugar or something.[/QUOTE]
they are not home...
Aim it at someone you dislike.
[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172296]they are not home...[/QUOTE]
Do this on their doorstep
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[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172254]No shit.
It soaks through toilet paper. I've done it. It's just a temporary fix. I need something that would last like 4 hours.[/QUOTE]
I'm no woman, but a cotton cloth sounds like your best bet. It works wonders for wounds, but I'm not sure how long it'll last under a period.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;22172328]I'm no woman, but a cotton cloth sounds like your best bet. It works wonders for wounds, but I'm not sure how long it'll last under a period.[/QUOTE]
I'm looking for that as I refresh this page to see the guys flip out. I don't know where they could be. I tore apart the kitchen looking for some.
[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172358]I'm looking for that as I refresh this page to see the guys flip out. I don't know where they could be. I tore apart the kitchen looking for some.[/QUOTE]
you could like duct tape a hundred q-tips together.
[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172358]I'm looking for that as I refresh this page to see the guys flip out. I don't know where they could be. I tore apart the kitchen looking for some.[/QUOTE]
He means a shirt. Or something of the sort.
Well, I splat cum over your face.
find an unused t-shirt
Tips:
Pinch your nose and tilt your head forward.
[QUOTE=FoxwolfJackson;22172402]Tips:
Pinch your nose and tilt your head forward.[/QUOTE]
Pinch your clit and tilt your pelvis forward.
[B]Worst cry for attention. EVER.[/B]
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[QUOTE=FoxwolfJackson;22172402]Tips:
Pinch your nose and tilt your head forward.[/QUOTE]
this guy knows what he's talking about listen to him
Why are you asking on a forum full of guys?
[QUOTE=benos;22172379]Well, I splat cum over your face.[/QUOTE]
fuck you.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;22172445]Why are you asking on a forum full of guys?[/QUOTE]
there's no forum full of girls
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