My cunt is spurting like a slit throat.

[FoxwolfJackson]

Guys, i think my penis is spurting milk! Do I have cow genes in me?

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=FoxwolfJackson;22172711]Guys, i think my penis is spurting milk! Do I have cow genes in me?[/QUOTE]

no it's like when you hear something funny and milk comes out your nose except you're too congested for it to come out that way

[Valkyre]

[QUOTE=Predat0r;22172437][B]Worst cry for attention. EVER.[/B]
[IMG]http://classictvhistory.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/192280-comic_book_guy_13018_large1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

$50 thats you IRL

[berryman13]

Stick your hand up there and grasp whatever you can get a hold on, then swiftly tear your hand out.

[Predat0r]

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172727]$50 thats you IRL[/QUOTE]

Wow you're clever...

[Olinaj]

Drive to store with pillow sheet in panties
Buy tampons
-or-
Ask mom to buy you tampons

[wonkadonk]

if i slit the op's throat, his throat will spurt like a slit throat

[FoxwolfJackson]

[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22172793]if i slit the op's throat, [b]his throat[/b] will spurt like a slit throat[/QUOTE]

Wait, guys have vaginas now?

[IamTehKings]

Put toilet paper in it or a towel it is towel day

[FoxwolfJackson]

[IMG]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/Rykua/Useless%20Pictures/cannotfaptothis.jpg[/IMG]

[salty peanut]

Best thread ever. :v:

[Itachi_Crow]

Zorbeez that motherfucker

But first, stick your fingers up there and draw cute drawings on the walls with your impromptu fingerpaint

I'm sure your parents will love it

[CobraUnit]

This thread is excellent.

[Fire Kracker]

That's hot

[K2cougar]

[img]http://icantfindajob.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/vincefromshamwow.jpg[/img]

[Mister B]

This is [B][I][U]THE [/U][/I][/B]best thread.

[30021190]

awesome thread!

just lie naked on some old towels, its settles down eventually.

oh and it deffo aint like a slit throat, only looks like it.

[CMasta]

This is to good to be true.

[Master Jaman]

wow...

[MadCatMkII]

Sure is troll in here

[FoxwolfJackson]

[QUOTE=Master Jaman;22173120]umm, wtf are you talking about? is this something from England cause im American and this makes no sense. Isn't a cunt an asshole?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/Rykua/Useless%20Pictures/1263.jpg[/IMG]

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Master Jaman;22173120]umm, wtf are you talking about? is this something from England cause im American and this makes no sense. Isn't a cunt an asshole?[/QUOTE]

:geno:

:suicide:

[Acesarge]

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;22172157]holy shit same here except it was pop and out my nose,
uhm, call an ambulance? Quick?[/QUOTE]

If you called an ambulance because you where on your period and didn't have any pads the call would probably end up here.

[url]http://youcalled911forwhat.blogspot.com/[/url]

[TheTalon]

I want pictures!

[Lite :3]

Eat it. :smug:

Or fill it into a balloon and stick it in the freezer.

[DemonDog2]

[QUOTE=Predat0r;22172526]Wow honestly who ever believed this has been trolled. HARD.
If you've ever talked to a girl you would know they are not comfortable talking about their period with a guy. Let alone going on a forum and graphically making up a story about it.
Don't make stories up for attention.[/QUOTE]

Both of my girl friends talk about it openly to pretty much everyone.

[person12]

This is hilarious

[yellowoboe]

When in doubt.
Use a pelican.

[thedude13]

wait what is your PUSSSY LOL spurting.

[Astanovka]

[QUOTE=DemonDog2;22173296]Both of my girl friends talk about it openly to pretty much everyone.[/QUOTE]
That's gross, why would anyone want to listen to that.
Hey, wanna hear about the shit I took this morning?