My cunt is spurting like a slit throat.

[Drasnus]

Paint with it.

[scorpion8754]

Try to capture the period blood in a jar and throw it at your enemies

[MR-X]

You need to cauterize the wound to make it stop.

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=Predat0r;22172526]Wow honestly who ever believed this has been trolled. HARD.
If you've ever talked to a girl you would know they are not comfortable talking about their period with a guy. Let alone going on a forum and graphically making up a story about it.
Don't make stories up for attention.[/QUOTE]

whether or not op is a dude this is fucking stupid are you 12?

"omg ewww girls periods ewww"

most girls get over being shy about it when they're like 15.

[Shoupie]

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22172448]fuck you.[/QUOTE]

You're obviously on your period, yeah.

You seem sweet. :buddy:

[PivotDJ]

sit on a wall so the blood lands on your face

[Biotoxsin]

Ask facepunch :downs:

[dryer-lint]

[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;22172287]golf ball(s?) + dryer lint + tape/wood glue = MacGyver Tampon.[/QUOTE]

wot

[NickFury666]

2010 Thread of the Year.

[Siminov]

[QUOTE=NickFury666;22173543]2010 Thread of the Year.[/QUOTE]

Second this.

[Stus67]

Oh god I fucking lol'd.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Siminov;22173557]Second this.[/QUOTE]

Third!

[Rediscover]

This thread is legendary.

[NickFury666]

I wish my cunt could gush gallons of blood.

On command.

[Stus67]

jesus christ I can't stop laughing

[Archangel125]

Thanks for sharing.

Did you really expect to find help here? The majority of this forum consists of prepubescent boys with little else to do with their lives. What were you even thinking posting about it here?

Or did you actually wound yourself somehow and is the blood loss serious?

[Stus67]

[QUOTE=archangel125;22173613]Thanks for sharing.

Did you really expect to find help here? The majority of this forum consists of prepubescent boys with little else to do with their lives. What were you even thinking posting about it here?

Or did you actually wound yourself somehow and is the blood loss serious?[/QUOTE]

Oh god this made it worse now I really can't stop laughing

[OutOfPop]

Sooo are you a lesbian?

[QUOTE=Valkyre;21581154]I have Koss UR-20's that I stole from my ex-girlfriend :D

I have them run through a stereo equalizer, and a 5.1 receiver. AWESOME BASS[/QUOTE]

Troll.

[Siminov]

[QUOTE=OutOfPop;22173629]Sooo are you a lesbian?
[/QUOTE]

She might be one...

[QUOTE=NickFury666;22173595]I wish my cunt could gush gallons of blood.
On command.[/QUOTE]

Last time I knew you were a guy.

[Valkyre]

[QUOTE=OutOfPop;22173629]Sooo are you a lesbian?

Troll.[/QUOTE]

Bi.. faggot.

[Triumph Forks]

[QUOTE=dryer-lint;22173515]wot[/QUOTE]

Don't mind him, he works for BP

[TEH_TPMASTER]

Try looking for your mom's stash.

[person12]

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22173652]Bi.. faggot.[/QUOTE]

Something that I ave noticed is that most girls on the Internet identify themselves as bi. So much so that I automatically assume girls are bi on the Internet leading to awkward moments.

[Kymandu]

Ultimate teabag.

[justin1992]

[QUOTE=Kymandu;22173739]Ultimate teabag.[/QUOTE]

Yumm...Torture device anyone?

[Archangel125]

Most people, if honest with themselves, are mildly bicurious at least.

What was the conversation about again?

[Astanovka]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;22173433]whether or not op is a dude this is fucking stupid are you 12?

"omg ewww girls periods ewww"

most girls get over being shy about it when they're like 15.[/QUOTE]

It's not about being shy, it's more of a social taboo. No one wants to hear about your period.

[Kymandu]

[QUOTE=justin1992;22173770]Yumm...Torture device anyone?[/QUOTE]

Chinese....period...torture.

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=archangel125;22173773]Most people, if honest with themselves, are mildly bicurious at least.

What was the conversation about again?[/QUOTE]

it was about some fake girl on the internet having a fake period and somehow actually trolling fp into believing it

[FunkyDisko77]

Thread of the year. No doubt.