My cunt is spurting like a slit throat. - General

Apply pressure to stop the bleeding.

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;22173819]Apply pressure to stop the bleeding.[/QUOTE] I've got my degree in that :smug:

[QUOTE=Kymandu;22173832]I've got my degree in that :smug:[/QUOTE] Hahaha

It's threads like these that I wish there was a "Facepunch Hall of Fame" section. You can't start a thread in it, but threads will be moved there pending legendary status.

OP died, guys.

[QUOTE=tomoom165;22173967]OP died, guys.[/QUOTE] you just missed a post from op like two above yours

Apply pressure and ice to the wound, Call 911

[QUOTE=Ass Man;22174000]Apply pressure and ice to the wound, Call 911[/QUOTE] Are you kidding me?

[QUOTE=Ass Man;22174000]Apply pressure and ice to the wound, Call 911[/QUOTE] You would reply with that. Did you even read the title let alone the topic?

Another golden thread from FP.

[QUOTE=TAU!;22174049]Another golden thread from FP.[/QUOTE] Who is she supposed to ask... a doctor or parent?!!?!?!? :hurr:

I'm sorry, I don't believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22173652]Bi.. faggot.[/QUOTE] Is your vagina prone to getting erect? [QUOTE=Valkyre;21702296]I don't know why, but that one to the right gave me a largy erection.[/QUOTE]

Hey, OP, it's okay. I'm on my period too. OMG, WE'RE CYCLING TOGETHER. WE CAN BE PERIOD BUDDIES.

[QUOTE=Kymandu;22174062]Who is she supposed to ask... a doctor or parent?!!?!?!? :hurr:[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=Kymandu;22173785]Chinese....period...torture.[/QUOTE] I would talk right away

[QUOTE=Predat0r;22172437][B]Worst cry for attention. EVER.[/B] [IMG]http://classictvhistory.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/192280-comic_book_guy_13018_large1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] What he said. Obvious troll is obvious [editline]12:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=mr apple;22174080]I'm sorry, I don't believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:

Can I fuck your bloody slit?

tampon

[QUOTE=Siminov;22173642]She might be one... Last time I knew you were a guy.[/QUOTE] so?

[QUOTE=Ass Man;22174000]Apply pressure and ice to the wound, Call 911[/QUOTE] Oh christ I'm dying [editline]11:22PM[/editline] Also OP is a guy, but this is easily thread of the year.

Sew it shut.

lol'd hard at the topic title

Free lube.

[QUOTE=mr apple;22174080]I'm sorry, I don't believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=207512&dateline=1272578282[/img]

:fappery:

[QUOTE=Predat0r;22172526]Wow honestly who ever believed this has been trolled. HARD. If you've ever talked to a girl you would know they are not comfortable talking about their period with a guy. Let alone going on a forum and graphically making up a story about it. Don't make stories up for attention.[/QUOTE] This is the internet. [b]ANYTHING[/b] can happen.

[QUOTE=winsanity;22174766]This is the internet. [b]ANYTHING[/b] can happen.[/QUOTE] Psh, not really! You'll NEVER see a thread on a message board about someone having their period and not knowing what to do.

[QUOTE=kevn150;22172174]Holy shit since this is a girl I can't tell them to severe their penis....err what do I do?[/QUOTE] OP cut your vag off

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