My cunt is spurting like a slit throat. - General

[QUOTE=Mexican;22172232]shamwow[/QUOTE]

i just read a story of a guy whose cock started shooting blood. i don't think i'm going to be able to eat tonight

[QUOTE=Fourfingers;22174898]i just read a story of a guy whose cock started shooting blood. i don't think i'm going to be able to eat tonight[/QUOTE] More for me! Food that is... more food.

[QUOTE=0v3rkill2;22174913]More for me! Food that is... more food.[/QUOTE] Hotdogs, right? With ketchup all over?

So that's where I put my knife.

[QUOTE=40kplayer;22174990]So that's where I put my knife.[/QUOTE] :ese:

I just created this screen name just because of this thread. *Bows* By the way...I'm on my period as well. GUSH POWER!!!

I'm in the mood for pizza.

[QUOTE=Fourfingers;22174898]i just read a story of a guy whose cock started shooting blood. i don't think i'm going to be able to eat tonight[/QUOTE] that was me

[QUOTE=FoxwolfJackson;22175030]I'm in the mood for pizza.[/QUOTE] :jerkbag:

I'm in the mood for some Gushers.

I'm in the mood for some bloody vagina. Sorry, bad at puns.

Do you have any wine bottles around? You could use a cork. (almost did a typo..."cock" instead of cork)

Cock your guns, people, we have a vampire on the loose!

FoxwolfJackson Joke FoxwolfJackson Joke. ;)

:shlick:

This thread's pretty hot.

OOOOOh We need to do a slip and slide girlie! Where do you live? ha ha ha

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22175346]:shlick:[/QUOTE] Thanks for informing me that existed.

[QUOTE=person11;22175401]Thanks for informing me that existed.[/QUOTE] No prob :cheers:

There's plenty of reasons why I'd never stick my dick in one of those things. I have a list, actually, and you have demonstrated number 2 on the list: never fuck something that is or will be bleeding in the foreseeable future. If you were wondering, number 1 is the thing it's attached to.

Squat over some sketchpad paper and make some art. Try to sneeze if you need a spurt. Show us pics when you are done.

Om nom nom :moustache:

I got tampons now!!!

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22175475]I got tampons now!!![/QUOTE] :saddowns:

NO fun. I was really excited for that slip and slide.

[QUOTE=MonthlyBleeder;22175503]NO fun. I was really excited for that slip and slide.[/QUOTE] Seek help

Oh sometimes it gets heavy enough that we girls might as well have a slip and slide. It'd be more fun...not to mention we'd get some exercise. It's been proven that exercise relieves cramps.

I heard that, if a girl's cycle syncs perfectly with the moon cycle so that the girl has a period with every full moon, she becomes a werewolf. [editline]10:00PM[/editline] Check the moon!

This is a kinky thread.