My cunt is spurting like a slit throat.

[LineArc]

are you shitting me, where did you come up with your name? That the same one i use, its just i made this as a way of coming up with a name for Valkyre, Val(on) Kyre. Nice to see someone i can share names with i guess.

[PenguinKris]

[QUOTE=scorpion8754;22173376]Try to capture the period blood in a jar and throw it at your enemies[/QUOTE]

Periodate? Wow that was fucking lame.

EDIT: I come back and I don't even get it.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=The GeneralSYD;22175572]This is a kinky thread.[/QUOTE]

:gizz:

[Valkyre]

[QUOTE=Valon Kyre;22175596]are you shitting me, where did you come up with your name? That the same one i use, its just i made this as a way of coming up with a name for Valkyre, Val(on) Kyre. Nice to see someone i can share names with i guess.[/QUOTE]

I forgot the i mine...

[Moja]

[img]http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/omfg.jpeg[/img]

[Nullianac]

What the fuck is going on in this thread

[God's Pimp Hand]

Assuming you live in a rural area, go to your nearest Cherokee Indian reservation and snip off some of their hair when they're sleeping. I hear it's quite absorbant.

[Zoo]

Some caulk will do.

[FoxwolfJackson]

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;22175916]What the fuck is going on in this thread[/QUOTE]

Guro. And those with a guro fetish.

[Second-gear-of-]

[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;22176067]Assuming you live in a rural area, go to your nearest Cherokee Indian reservation and snip off some of their hair when they're sleeping. I hear it's quite absorbant.[/QUOTE]

Cherokee hair tampon!

[Jorma Kay]

Keep shlicking and see what happens. :smug:

[Stus67]

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22175475]I got tampons now!!![/QUOTE]

Going to be pretty hard sticking them down your urethra.

[Shoupie]

[QUOTE=Hostel;22175464]Squat over some sketchpad paper and make some art. Try to sneeze if you need a spurt. Show us pics when you are done.[/QUOTE]

This is why I love facepunch.

[JaffaOrange]

Band aids fix everything.

[Col. Buggernuts]

whoops, rather late I am

[Zeke129]

How did I miss such a crucial moment in General Discussion

[Raiskauskone]

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22175475]I got tampons now!!![/QUOTE]

[img]http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3747/bloghighfive.jpg[/img]

[sltungle]

[QUOTE=Mexican;22172374]you could like duct tape a hundred q-tips together.[/QUOTE]

Or she could just duct tape her vagina shut.

[benos]

Tell complete strangers on the internet, get hilarious/stupid results.

[Cluckyx]

I was off in dreamland while this thread occured. I feel like I missed something amazing.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

You should of used a sock.

[BmB]

Wow I haven't had a use for these words for a while, which is entirely to the credit of Facepunch, but it seems their time has come once again.

Masssive trollfest yo.

[benos]

Why she make a new thread?

[Octo pie]

get a cement truck too.

[Eluveitie]

:psyboom:

[Thundermanz]

It's been confirmed that OP is guy,so stop [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/psyboom.gif[/IMG]-ing.