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[i]Suddenly a great idea pops into your head! You grab the woman and shove your dick far into her skull through her eye. The whole table jumps up with high-powered rifles. Might be good to run...?[/i]
Do a backflip, cockslap one of them and grab their rifle then run for the hills.
Sorry I can't stop laughing. Run like hell and don't look back. Look for that dude that gave you beer and a boat ride.
Running won't help, let's use our friend[sp]victim[/sp] as a shield and rush them.
FOR HONOUR
AND RAPEEEEE
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;24733937]You grab the woman and shove your dick far into her skull through her eye.[/QUOTE]
[I]What a mindfuck![/I]
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Hahahha what? You manage to stick your cock through her fucking eye and everyone just stands there casually aiming a rifle at you not doing anything? Whatever.
My advice is to skullfuck them all. If it all goes to plan, they will each take it in turns to aim a rifle at you and not shoot.
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[i]You pull your dick out of her eye, fluid and brain bits onto it. You drag her body along as a shield - soaking up the bullets. They won't be firing again some time, fucking reload times...[/i]
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[i]You drag her across the street. The guards chuckle, thinking it's a [b]BLU[/b] army member. There is a heavy boat at the docks, although it is very small...[/i]
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[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24739554]Hahahha what? You manage to stick your cock through her fucking eye and everyone just stands there casually aiming a rifle at you not doing anything? Whatever.
My advice is to skullfuck them all. If it all goes to plan, they will each take it in turns to aim a rifle at you and not shoot.[/QUOTE]
because itd totally be fun if he died. :downs:
Huh? He [B]wouldn't[/B] die because they [B]wouldn't[/B] shoot him because they're moronic.
oh i thought you were being hostile - nevermind. :buddy:
New interactives should take some notice to how our comrade Ragamuffin.. is putting effort into his drawings.
They may not be the most technically advanced drawings seen on this forum, but you can tell that Ragamuffin is putting through a lot of effort and love into this, and even though I sound sarcastic even though I'm not and I guess what I'm trying to do is to compliment you on what you're doing so far, keep up the good work.
I think we should join the heavy ship, it's a definite upgrade over our last boat and we should've proven ourselves worthy of being the captain considering that we're walking around with a dead body that we raped.
lol fucking laughed for 15 minutes ... dick in head xDD
you are a pirate YARR be needin a water vessel take the biggest one ye can find and steal all the booze ALL OF IT
Summon up an inspiring speech and deliver it to the RED guards, together with them you shall commandeer the ship and go forth to wage war upon the BLU faction. Whilst at sea make one of the RED guards have an unfortunate mishap, and obtain his weapon.
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