I have never seen someone try to soak up the grease on a pepperoni pizza, no one fucking does that.
Four chesse pizza is awesome.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;41984650]Pepperoni+Sausage pizza is the best kind of pizza possible, fact[/QUOTE]
don't forget bacon bits :o
[QUOTE=16bit;41989390]I have never seen someone try to soak up the grease on a pepperoni pizza, no one fucking does that.[/QUOTE]
the pizza shop by my college used to have the greasiest fucking pizza on the planet, it was almost mandatory to soak it up because otherwise you'd be covered in grease within ten minutes
it was still fucking delicious
[QUOTE=16bit;41989390]I have never seen someone try to soak up the grease on a pepperoni pizza, no one fucking does that.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKilm79bNAU[/media]
no one likes shrimp pizza so i usually go with chicken or chorizo
[QUOTE=Wii60;41987468]mushrooms/onions/green peppers/sausage master race[/QUOTE]
where da pineapples nikka??
i agree with this dude
pepperoni fucking sucks
its just drenched in oil and yet it feels dry and tasteless
and in america it was like the ONLY pizza i ever saw anyone order because of the reasons in the video
[editline]28th August 2013[/editline]
actually all american pizza kinda sucks
Fuck this thread just made me so hungry
kebab pizza with fries on top
[t]http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20090623-French_Fry_Kabob_Pizza_2.jpg[/t]
god
damn
yes
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41984768]I'm...pretty sure this is the reaction he was hoping for.[/QUOTE]
No usually he gets dozens of all-capital "fan" emails which he publishes.
I can't be held accountable if he buys crappy shit.
[URL="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=pepperoni"]Although in the text version of his video he said this[/URL]:
[QUOTE]Despite the impression you might have to this point, I've actually had some "pepperoni" that didn't suck dick full time. It was home-made and cured without sodium nitrite, and brined in Tabasco. So basically, it wasn't pepperoni. And not-pepperoni is the best kind of pepperoni.[/QUOTE]
So he does actually make an exception for non-shit meat; I mean on his website he has gone out of his way to talk shit about lots of fast food places (i.e. McDonalds, TGI Fridays and whatnot) on the basis that they are poor quality food etc etc etc. So making a video saying that certain toppings at a shitty pizza place are bad is kind of redundant--if they use cheap, shitty pepperoni or sausage/meat then chances are the rest of the menu is going to be just as bad.
I'm sure if you go have pizza made with extremely good ingredients you will get amazing tasting margarita pizza. I don't know if he considered margarita pizza that has garlic or chilli oil on it, because those are pretty damn tasty IMHO.
Chicken//bacon/mushroom pizza 4 lyfe.
I see that Facepunch is full of meat lovers. Coincidence? I think not.
White pizza anyone?
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;41991130]White pizza anyone?[/QUOTE]
Racist.
[QUOTE=nigerianprince;41990762]No usually he gets dozens of all-capital "fan" emails which he publishes.
I can't be held accountable if he buys crappy shit.
[URL="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=pepperoni"]Although in the text version of his video he said this[/URL]:
So he does actually make an exception for non-shit meat; I mean on his website he has gone out of his way to talk shit about lots of fast food places (i.e. McDonalds, TGI Fridays and whatnot) on the basis that they are poor quality food etc etc etc. So making a video saying that certain toppings at a shitty pizza place are bad is kind of redundant--if they use cheap, shitty pepperoni or sausage/meat then chances are the rest of the menu is going to be just as bad.
I'm sure if you go have pizza made with extremely good ingredients you will get amazing tasting margarita pizza. I don't know if he considered margarita pizza that has garlic or chilli oil on it, because those are pretty damn tasty IMHO.[/QUOTE]
That's understandable. But still, you're thinking way too much into this. It's fucking Maddox.
everything he said was 100% correct
when i said cheese pizza sucks dicks on this website someone responded to me with
"It's called a MARGHERITA you ignorant BUFFOON"
what a massive tool that was
[editline]27th August 2013[/editline]
sure let me order a margherita pizza in some vanilla midwest suburb
that totally happens
got pizza today, actually.
It had peppers and chicken and some other shit and it was fuckin delicious.
Still, but the best pizza I had was in Tucson, Arizona. It was freshly made. Cheese, straight from the cow. Tomatoes, freshly picked. Spinach, smooth and fresh. And, to boot, one of the most amazingly done bread that could ever grace the ever knowing earth. Freshly made, thin crust, flavor which was very noticeable and helped glide the ever flowing tastes of everything natural into my ever growing mouth.
You have no idea how badly I want for that pizza to get it here in Virginia.
Mushrooms all day, every day, for life
My local pizza restaurant knows me by name, so they know to leave no mushroom behind
Am I the only one who thinks he's extremely annoying? He should make a video about the annoying guy that over analyzes things and comes off as a cunt bag, because he would just be making a video about himself. His videos are about topics that are so irrelevant it's retarded.
[editline]27th August 2013[/editline]
One of his older videos weren't bad, I'll admit.
[QUOTE=Zombie man70;41991690]Am I the only one who thinks he's extremely annoying? He should make a video about the annoying guy that over analyzes things and comes off as a cunt bag, because he would just be making a video about himself. His videos are about topics that are so irrelevant it's retarded.
[editline]27th August 2013[/editline]
Some of his older videos weren't bad, I'll admit.[/QUOTE]
He's an idiot from the videos I've seen, but I think that's the point.
[QUOTE=Polonium9;41991621]Cheese, straight from the cow. [/QUOTE]
This sentence perplexes me.
Tim and Eric are really great at being unfunny gotta hand it to em
This guy is spot on with this video. Every time I go out with friends, and they say "pepperoni, please" I look at the in complete disgust. The guy behind the counter just looks really depressed that he has to make another one of those complete piece of shit deals. They get all defensive about how it's "their preference," but they don't realize that they're just fucking morons. If I'm going out with a friend who I [I]know[/I] will order pepperoni, I don't even bring my wallet, because they deserve to pay to make up for being a complete tool and ordering pepperoni. Dipshit.
[sp]I thought it was obviously satire, but apparently some people thought I was being sincere with that post. Absolutely not, this post was satire, so please treat it as such.[/sp]
grr stop liking what I don't like
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;41991988]This guy is spot on with this video. Every time I go out with friends, and they say "pepperoni, please" I look at the in complete disgust. The guy behind the counter just looks really depressed that he has to make another one of those complete piece of shit deals. They get all defensive about how it's "their preference," but they don't realize that they're just fucking morons. If I'm going out with a friend who I [I]know[/I] will order pepperoni, I don't even bring my wallet, because they deserve to pay to make up for being a complete tool and ordering pepperoni. Dipshit.[/QUOTE]
How are they morons for liking a particular pizza?
I've eaten lots of different pizzas, pepperoni based happens to be my favourite, am I a moron?
I just don't understand why you're so upset
I cannot fathom your fury on the subject
It's pizza
Who gives a shit
Had pepperoni pizza a few hours ago from Pizza Hut and I'm about to go shit for the second time since I got home. I can already tell it's going to be a doozy.
Mac n Cheese pizza anyone?
[IMG]http://www.toppers.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/Pizza_Large_MacnCheese.png[/IMG]
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