• Pepperoni is for assholes and idiots
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[video=youtube;rK6MEXMFFPg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK6MEXMFFPg[/video] Toppings does not great pizza make.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;41991988]This guy is spot on with this video. Every time I go out with friends, and they say "pepperoni, please" I look at the in complete disgust. The guy behind the counter just looks really depressed that he has to make another one of those complete piece of shit deals. They get all defensive about how it's "their preference," but they don't realize that they're just fucking morons. If I'm going out with a friend who I [I]know[/I] will order pepperoni, I don't even bring my wallet, because they deserve to pay to make up for being a complete tool and ordering pepperoni. Dipshit.[/QUOTE] I know that feel, people who order pepperoni are literally worse than hitler. I can't even hear the word without launching into a delicious and furious spinach-mushroom-pizza rage.
I think Pepperoni pizza is pretty damn delicious regardless of this guy's opinion. Still prefer sausage and pepperoni pizza to just pepperoni.
This guy is a master tier shit disturber. Like legitimately, he picks completely asinine topics and makes you angry in one way or the other. Brilliant.
[QUOTE=Beaverlake;41986250]American pizza seems so boring, where's the kebab? Where's the fries? Where's the lettuce and red onions?[/QUOTE] [img]https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/207752_456308854417945_978441927_n.jpg[/img] WHAT? I couldn't hear you over the stuffed mushrooms, fried rice, dumplings, jalepeños, and lemons on my pizza.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;41991988]This guy is spot on with this video. Every time I go out with friends, and they say "pepperoni, please" I look at the in complete disgust. The guy behind the counter just looks really depressed that he has to make another one of those complete piece of shit deals. They get all defensive about how it's "their preference," but they don't realize that they're just fucking morons. If I'm going out with a friend who I [I]know[/I] will order pepperoni, I don't even bring my wallet, because they deserve to pay to make up for being a complete tool and ordering pepperoni. Dipshit.[/QUOTE] i'm guessing you don't have any friends
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;41991988]This guy is spot on with this video. Every time I go out with friends, and they say "pepperoni, please" I look at the in complete disgust. The guy behind the counter just looks really depressed that he has to make another one of those complete piece of shit deals. They get all defensive about how it's "their preference," but they don't realize that they're just fucking morons. If I'm going out with a friend who I [I]know[/I] will order pepperoni, I don't even bring my wallet, because they deserve to pay to make up for being a complete tool and ordering pepperoni. Dipshit.[/QUOTE] Kill yourself.
European who just woke up here. What the fuck are you guys doing to pizzas?
maddox sure is stale here in 2013
[QUOTE=FPChris;41985803]And stop calling capsicums "Peppers", stupid shit made up by Christopher Columbus.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but I actually work in a high end restaurant and I don't get told to slice a nine pan full of Jalapeno "capsicums". I also don't go around calling cilantro by it's actual name (coriander) nor do I call coriander by its actual name (cilantro).
[QUOTE=Trumple;41992114]How are they morons for liking a particular pizza? I've eaten lots of different pizzas, pepperoni based happens to be my favourite, am I a moron? I just don't understand why you're so upset I cannot fathom your fury on the subject It's pizza Who gives a shit[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Soleeedus;41992660]i'm guessing you don't have any friends[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=based snack;41992754]Kill yourself.[/QUOTE] Yikes, was it that convincing? I tried to make my post seem balls-the-the-walls extreme and over the top so it'd be obvious that it was a joke. I'm sorry if thought I was serious, but, I wasn't. I was just going along with the satirical, ridiculous nit-picking of the video. No one thinks you're an asshole/moron for liking pepperoni/cheese. That's silly.
I load my shit with sausage, jalapenos, and banana peppers. Its fucking rad.
pepperoni and catalina
If I'm lucky enough to be part of a group of people and we're all stating our desired pizza toppings, I'm gonna order "chicken hearts" on mine and try very hard to be the last person to break a straight face.
[QUOTE=Grasp;41992475][img]https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/207752_456308854417945_978441927_n.jpg[/img] WHAT? I couldn't hear you over the stuffed mushrooms, fried rice, dumplings, jalepeños, and lemons on my pizza.[/QUOTE] lemons dumplinggnns sorry i just puked a little
[QUOTE=Grasp;41992475][img]https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/207752_456308854417945_978441927_n.jpg[/img] WHAT? I couldn't hear you over the stuffed mushrooms, fried rice, dumplings, jalepeños, and lemons on my pizza.[/QUOTE] what the hell are you doing are you trying to get us all killed
[QUOTE=Adidos;41990238]where da pineapples nikka??[/QUOTE] i never had pineapple pizza i want to try shrimp on pizza but apparently florida doesnt have that despite being a seafood state.
brooklyn style master race nothing beats folding up a nice slice
i've never had a pizza that wasn't at least "ok". although regular bacon plus pineapple and salami is very good, holy shit go eat some now.
You guys can call me crazy but I don't like bacon, and I think that bacon at its worst is on a pizza from Pizza Hut. It's always dry, greasy, and... it's just terrible. It's the worst bacon I've had, and it ruins the pizza. I usually get Supreme pizza, aka mushrooms, peppers, olives, and whatever vegetables I get. I don't eat from good pizza places, though - my family always orders from major chains. I've eaten at a local pizza place and it was amazing, but my friends got pepperoni and jalepenos on the group pizza.
I love onions, chicken hearts, and whiskey.
This is a rant about freaking pepperoni. Please, tell me this is satire. Are you guys seriously discussing your different preferences in pizza toppings, like it's serious business?
Maddox is an angry guy that presents a lot of things in a very satirical way. Yeah, he's generally serious about the core topic and very specific points - i.e. he hates pepperoni - but he usually takes it way farther than that for entertainment purposes. I think this turned into a "What's your favorite pizza" thread.
My favourite local pizza place does a duck pizza which has shredded bits of crispy duck, bacon, spring onions and bbq sauce and it's fucking delicious. They also do calzones completely different to any other place, instead of just being a pizza folded in half, it's folded in an intricate pattern with different layers of fillings.
bean sprouts/chocolate chips/croutons/mustard/maraschino cherries master race [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] pls apply urselves in the kitchen
maddox is a cool guy that's usually right. but in this vid he's just too wrong. pepperoni's good. one of my favorite toppings. at all the pizza places I've been to, pepperoni is the best sausage you can have on your pizza because no pizzerias outside of italy got any high-quality sausages. it's either a) pepperoni or b) salami. but the salami is always so mild and thinly sliced, which sucks. btw, who ever dabs the grease off their pizza???? he should have ranted about the terrible thick plastic "ham" that all pizzerias outside italy and spain put on their pizzas. [IMG]http://a3.urbancdn.com/w/s/8T/NLQtZ5dtvmujLT-640m.jpg[/IMG] ^ insult to meat. im throwing up
I love pepperoni. But I can't stand pizza from Dominoes or Pizza Hut. It's so boring and tasteless. I like to get my pizza from local kebab shops, they just do it so well. And my idea pizza is donner meat, onions, pepperoni and jalapeños.
I like the vegetarian pizzas.
I always wondered why you guys call salami pepperoni.
I love pepperoni and beef chunks with BBQ sauce. And I have never taken the grease off, I kind of enjoy it as it is. Also I always go with thin crust for some reason.
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