• Whats your Zombie Survival Plan?
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Suicide. Seriously.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;21869115]Dude, Breen is right outside. [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2hxaf6r.jpg[/IMG] Go kick his ass before he gets away![/QUOTE] wtf I killed him h4x
[QUOTE=Church3392;21868786]im new to this!!!!! at least i am trying!!!!!!!![/QUOTE] It's good you're trying but [B][U]TRY [I]HARDER[/I][/U][/B]
1. Grab shotgun, 2. Turn flashlight with unlimited battery on, 3. Sit beside a huge stack of ammo, 4. Throw 360 controller at Zombie when I die.
[QUOTE=Church3392;21869056]im actually 18. and my computer cant run any games because it sux[/QUOTE] 12 years old thinks cool by saying he's 18 isn't 18
[QUOTE=Saza;21869190]12 years old thinks cool by saying he's 18 isn't 18[/QUOTE] dude seriously?
[QUOTE=Church3392;21869248]dude seriously?[/QUOTE] Type like you have an education beyond an internet chatroom, and you'll get respect on FP. Otherwise, go to the OIFY. Don't worry. You'll find it out.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;21869268]Type like you have an education beyond an internet chatroom, and you'll get respect on FP. Otherwise, go to the OIFY. Don't worry. You'll find it out.[/QUOTE] okay thanks
Find this guy [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images//5/58/Francis.jpg[/img] Im good for generations.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;21869324]Find this guy [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images//5/58/Francis.jpg[/img] Im good for generations.[/QUOTE] lol nice
[QUOTE=Church3392;21868644]can anyone be serious in this thread???????????????????????/[/QUOTE] does using more question marks make my question more important??????????????????????????
For some reason, I think the OP is a troll. A shitty one, but a troll. Then again he seems to like Red vs Blue and even though I love the show, the fanbase is fucking retarded to the point where a comic even shittier than Ctrl Alt Delete is considered a good addition to the site by a majority of the users. Also, zombies are a very unlikely situation so any plans to fight them off would probably be taken care of by the government.
[QUOTE=quinaking;21869606]For some reason, I think the OP is a troll. A shitty one, but a troll. Then again he seems to like Red vs Blue and even though I love the show, the fanbase is fucking retarded to the point where a comic even shittier than Ctrl Alt Delete is considered a good addition to the site by a majority of the users. Also, zombies are a very unlikely situation so any plans to fight them off would probably be taken care of by the government.[/QUOTE] ok i like RvB too but church is my last name and 3392 is my birthday. i just like to keep things simple.
Does not explain why your Xbox bio has a quote from the character in it, an incredibly emo one at that. According to that thing, you're a vampire so you can't turn into a zombie. You're already dead!
:frog:
simple, well not really but still get the guns, get the fuck out of the neighborhood and out into some place that has a blimp or hotair balloon, fly it out to a military base with an aircraft carrier provided the military is still alive, seek refuge, if not board the aircraft carrier while fighting off the infected militants, take off with the aircraft carrier, and live out at sea will all the food stocked up on the carrier which will last until I die
I'd stock up on RPGs and m16a3 machine guns and go zombie hunting.
Depends on the type of zombie, and circumstances like how far spread the infection is, and how well the military / law enforcement has reacted. As well, how well the local populace are taking the threat. [editline]01:57AM[/editline] Wait, that was on topic. [editline]01:57AM[/editline] Try harder OP.
So much fail with OP. :sigh:
Go to the op's house and teach him some grammar.
How is this thread still alive?
Goddamn shut the fuck up OP
Soda.
Kill all quilsings. WWZ reference.
[QUOTE=Oecleus;21868740]Zombies cannot exist.[/QUOTE] Actually zombies are verry plausable , in the event of an outbreak of lets say a bio weapon that messes with peoples brains and makes them go insane , its gona be something like rabie only more violent and people wont think they will be inraged mindless animals that attack anyone (probably even other zombies but i think that they wont attack something that is/more Ragi'n than them) i also think that their body will get reall fragile and it wouldnt take much to kill zombies and fastest way will be to hit em on the head or decapitate them , but they will still be able to die from massive bleeding , and they wont be slow like in the first nigh of the living dead or start dashin like in left 4 dead 2 they will most probably be running at the same speed as a steady jog. if that does happeni will most probably take the first long and /sharp/blunt melee weapon that i can find and try to get to one of the supermarkets (yes i know that there is going to be lots of zombies there , still i can stock up on consoles and video games :fuckyou:) but there is most probably going to be one supermarket that is an shelter made by normal people as me and you and there will probably be guns and ammo in there and food and beer and cigarz and shizz
Fatman, PLEASE! This is getting awkward! :psyduck:
Raid the supermarket then come back to my house and play L4D 1 and 2, pretending it's real life. Screw playing L4D in real life. It's too buggy. It's stuck on the 1 level until every human being is in the 1 safe room. Do you know how many people would need to fit into a tiny Safe Room?! And if you die, you'll be stuck in that Closet. There are sooo many closets in Real Life. (Or so I hear) Plus, the fag admins made you infectable.
Get as many people as possible to go into the restroom. That always works in Zombie Survival, right? Right!?
Gun + head = boom
Zombie PLAN? Try zombie PLANS. I have MULTIPLE plans in case anything remotely like a zombie apocalypse happens, or any number of other kind of bad scenarios happens. All depends on time of day that it happens, where I am when it happens, where it initially happens, hell, even weather conditions!
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