Loot the pharmacy, barricade, get guns, loot the grocery store, kill zombies, live forever, loot houses, and did I mention that I'd loot?
I would log on facepunch and post about it.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;21869268]Type like you have an education beyond an internet chatroom, and you'll get respect on FP.
Otherwise, go to the OIFY.
Don't worry. You'll find it out.[/QUOTE]
Shut the fuck up, don't tell him anything about it.
Kill all sons of bitches.
That's my official instructions.
Chuck Norris
[QUOTE=martin518441;21873503]Actually zombies are verry plausable , in the event of an outbreak of lets say a bio weapon that messes with peoples brains and makes them go insane , its gona be something like rabie only more violent and people wont think they will be inraged mindless animals that attack anyone (probably even other zombies but i think that they wont attack something that is/more Ragi'n than them)
i also think that their body will get reall fragile and it wouldnt take much to kill zombies and fastest way will be to hit em on the head or decapitate them , but they will still be able to die from massive bleeding ,
and they wont be slow like in the first nigh of the living dead or start dashin like in left 4 dead 2 they will most probably be running at the same speed as a steady jog.
if that does happeni will most probably take the first long and /sharp/blunt melee weapon that i can find and try to get to one of the supermarkets (yes i know that there is going to be lots of zombies there , still i can stock up on consoles and video games :fuckyou:) but there is most probably going to be one supermarket that is an shelter made by normal people as me and you and there will probably be guns and ammo in there and food and beer and cigarz and shizz[/QUOTE]
I hope you're being sarcastic.
Rather than making a "whats your zombie survival plan"-thread, a better one might be "whats your nuclear war survival plan" or something like that.
I'd read this book and follow its instructions: [IMG]http://i6.ebayimg.com/04/c/000/77/87/af64_32.JPG[/IMG]
[QUOTE=martin518441;21873503]Actually zombies are verry plausable , in the event of an outbreak of lets say a bio weapon that messes with peoples brains and makes them go insane , its gona be something like rabie only more violent and people wont think they will be inraged mindless animals that attack anyone (probably even other zombies but i think that they wont attack something that is/more Ragi'n than them)
i also think that their body will get reall fragile and it wouldnt take much to kill zombies and fastest way will be to hit em on the head or decapitate them , but they will still be able to die from massive bleeding ,
and they wont be slow like in the first nigh of the living dead or start dashin like in left 4 dead 2 they will most probably be running at the same speed as a steady jog.[/QUOTE]
You do realize that they aren't zombies if they are just violent, right? Also it means that they would be injured just as easily as normal humans, so just a quick kick in the stomach would take them out at least until you can get away. You don't need fucking decapitation or anything with normal humans either, now do you?
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[QUOTE=Firefox42;21875025]I'd read this book and follow its instructions: [IMG]http://i6.ebayimg.com/04/c/000/77/87/af64_32.JPG[/IMG[/QUOTE]
I've read the e-book version of that. Its awesome. Also World War Z from Max Brooks is excellent too.
My plan remains the same with every major society ending disaster. There are three public bomb shelters within walking distance and nobody pretty much remembers they exist. At least two of them are never locked, and I think one is not even maintained...I'd grab a shotgun, water, food and seal myself inside...then wait a few days and probably blast my brains all over the walls realizing there's no point in living anymore.
Max Brooks has too exact of a zombie. I use it as a reference, but I don't follow the zombie description ver betum (correct usage?) I prefer to think of a zombie as something you need to shoot in the head before it bites you or your friend. Also, when a zombie apocalypse comes, zombies aren't your biggest fear. Water is. Food, water, and meds are vital to surviving.
[QUOTE=Church3392;21868786]im new to this!!!!! at least i am trying!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Dont , if you're going to try at least make the OP post a bit informative and with some content.
if this isn't a fucking troll then dear god, it's like watching a 3 year old type
Get a prick, a move chick, a war veteran, and a black dude too pussy to quit his job.
I reap profit.
[QUOTE=quinaking;21869606]For some reason, I think the OP is a troll. A shitty one, but a troll. Then again he seems to like Red vs Blue and even though I love the show, the fanbase is fucking retarded to the point where [B]a comic even shittier than Ctrl Alt Delete[/B] is considered a good addition to the site by a majority of the users. Also, zombies are a very unlikely situation so any plans to fight them off would probably be taken care of by the government.[/QUOTE]
I happen to like Ctrl Alt Del... What's wrong with it? I think it's hilarious. I'm also a 15 year old gamer nerd, so the humor is identical to mine...
Procure Ample provisions.
[QUOTE=KingFlynn910;21875346]I happen to like Ctrl Alt Del... What's wrong with it? I think it's hilarious. I'm also a 15 year old gamer nerd, so the humor is identical to mine...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/95/beztytuuzwm.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;21868785]1.Take car.
2.Go to mum's,
3.Kill Phil,
4.Grab Liz,
5.Go to the Winchester,
6.Have a nice cold pint,
7.And wait for all of this to blow over.[/QUOTE]
Nice Shaun of the Dead quote. It's my favourite movie of all time.
[QUOTE=Silly;21875392][IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/95/beztytuuzwm.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Yes, I know. I've read every one. The [B]humor[/B] is identical. That's not humor, friend. That's just sad. But when they are trying to be funny, I think it's funny.
Get to mall - avoid zombies - steal truckloads of supplies (or more like just "take" because it isn't stealing at that point) - go to nearby hill and break into the military bunker network in it.
Hide for years.
Reap the Earth for more supplies.
Kill bitches if needed to.
Fire a few innefectual shots (due to lack of arms training), trip over while moving backwards, have my body pulled into pieces systematically and then eaten.
Face it, this is what would happen to most people.
to suck dicks
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[QUOTE=robowurmz;21875651]Fire a few innefectual shots (due to lack of arms training), trip over while moving backwards, have my body pulled into pieces systematically and then eaten.
Face it, this is what would happen to most people.[/QUOTE]
No, most would be zombies.
[QUOTE=KingFlynn910;21875346]I happen to like Ctrl Alt Del... What's wrong with it? I think it's hilarious. I'm also a 15 year old gamer nerd, so the humor is identical to mine...[/QUOTE]
Tell joke, explain it in the next three panels, show penis to underage fans. Sounds like a pretty cool comic.
[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;21868785]1.Take car.
2.Go to mum's,
3.Kill Phil,
4.Grab Liz,
5.Go to the Winchester,
6.Have a nice cold pint,
7.And wait for all of this to blow over.[/QUOTE]
What about the girl in my garden?
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;21875033]You do realize that they aren't zombies if they are just violent, right? Also it means that they would be injured just as easily as normal humans, so just a quick kick in the stomach would take them out at least until you can get away. You don't need fucking decapitation or anything with normal humans either, now do you?
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I've read the e-book version of that. Its awesome. Also World War Z from Max Brooks is excellent too.[/QUOTE]
but becouse of the virus the "Zombies" become less durable as humans and die easely , thats what im sain
[QUOTE=Church3392;21868591]you never know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:([/QUOTE]
Zombies have not, will not, and won't ever exist.
What's next, you're gonna get paranoid that the combine are going to invade? that Cthulhu is going to rise out of the sunken city of R'lyeh? Jason Vorhees is going to hack your head off? The Death Star is going to destroy Earth?
1.Get a car
2. drive to Kinsale/and local dock
3.Get a boat
4.Go to the aran Islands
5.live there
1. Avoid contact with all infected individuals.
2. Barricade my home.
3. Await further instructions.
Die.
Slow zombies aren't going to happen and I won't be able to outrun a horde of fast ones.
[QUOTE=Identity;21876747]What about the girl in my garden?[/QUOTE]
[b]Someone[/b] hasn't watched Shaun of the Dead
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