• Whats your Zombie Survival Plan?
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I'll just lock the door and wait for military to arrive
[QUOTE=T-hunter;21877467]I'll just lock the door and wait for military to arrive[/QUOTE] That never happens, you have to work you way to the rooftop of a hospital and fend off a horde of zombies. Duhh
Most likely die with 99% of the population
If infected, do what comes naturally. If not, get on a boat or something.
His user says his age is 18... Probably somebody who thought there was a certain age you had to be... Meaning he's probably around 11-12..
I actually have a machete so in the unlikely event that will actually be useful....
Kill zombies fuck bitches
Go all :jihad: on their ass and they'll all be like :orks: And then I'l be all like :smug: and then all the living ladies will all be like :shlick: and want me. But more likely I'l just get killed. EDIT: Tbh try and live as long as I could, get the folk I know, walk through the woods for as far north as I could go, find a mountain and try and get as close to the top as I could and hope the fuckers freeze and can't generate there own body heat.
I would hide in the Ravenholm.
I love how when people imagine a zombie apocalypse they always assume they'll get up one day and everyone but they and their friends will already be zombies.
[QUOTE=HeJkoy;21878453]I would hide in the Ravenholm.[/QUOTE] be sure and find the creepy priest
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;21877453][b]Someone[/b] hasn't watched Shaun of the Dead[/QUOTE] I have watched it. At least 50 times by now.
I would probably go rape spree or just kill myself. The mental pressure would be to much for me to handle.
There wont be any. But if there ever happens to be some I would run to the nearby gun range and pick up a weapon. Then find some supplies and hide.
Reposted from an earlier thread in Fast Threads: [QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21826020]Generic answer: Get guns and supplies and barricade my house. Well, seems good, but it seems that the text below proves you otherwise. Your first thought is to get supplies and guns, right? So wouldn't that be the first thought of hundreds of other people? You go to Wal Mart. Everyone there trying to get supplies crowd the door at one time. Imagine Black Friday on steoroids and they're just giving everything away for free. Within an hour everything will be gone, for miles. Now what? You have no food and others do. If you get food, you'll probably be jumped on the way to your car and have at least some of it stolen by those that can't get in to get their own. So now you need a gun, because the gun aisle at Wal Mart was all packed and shit. So you go to the gun store, only to find all the guns gone. Why? Same as above: other people thinking the same thing. And you head to the next store. Now, you have to remember that many, many gunstore owners are a little bit :clint:, so they don't have to sell to you. They could just shoot you on sight. Sure, you could offer him hundreds of dollars for the guns, but what use is money in the zombie apocalypse other than for toilet paper? Assuming that the clerk is selling, he would probably be all sold out too. And now you don't have any food or a gun. Now, let's say you do get food, water, guns and ammunition. You barricade your house and spend hours just playing Duck Hunt with the zombies from your roof. Until some of them smell you up there, and decide they want to eat you. If the zombies still have human strength, they may be able to climb to you, bust down the door or window barricades and get you. If they don't they can wait. Because they don't need water, they don't need to use the toilet, they only need food. And you're food. They can wait there for days, weeks, [i]months[/i], unless someone else rolls in and gets eaten for you. Eventually, you will run out of ammo. You will need a new gun. You will need supplies. It's inevitable, and the more you fortify your house, the harder it'll be to get out and get in with all your new stuff. And if you can't get in, then you'll become a tasty, blood buffet with serendipity seasoning. What then? Maybe you don't fortify your house, so what do you do? I got it! I'll go to work and hold out there! Upon arrival, you see dozens of annoyed co-workers, because once again, your thoughts have probably crossed the minds of many other people. The same thing with a school. I got it! I'll hide out in a mall, like in Dead Rising or countless other zombie media! Once again, [i]many, many people [/i] will be there, just because of how hard the media hammers the mall in a zombie apocalypse. If people aren't already whoring the supplies, the zombies will get in within hours or days and kill you. Malls are built to be open. There's numerous entrances and back doors, because of the mass people and goods that pass through the building each day. Hide out in the mall? Prepare to meet hundreds of other nerds and moviegoers, or zombies waiting to suck your brain juices like a slurpee. So, what do you do in a zombie apocalypse? You die. You die slow and painfully, knowing full well from day one that your death is inevitable and that the Grim Reaper is sitting near, tapping his fingers on the table for the day that your zombie coworker decides that you look a lot like a roasted turkey right about now. [/QUOTE]
Madagascar. I know that it is invernurable to viruses.
[QUOTE=Church3392;21868605]ooohh a funy man! Well mr. Funny man read my avatar <--------[/QUOTE] your avatar reads BAN
Probably rape a few women then kill myself.
[QUOTE=NickFury666;21868574]There will never be any zombies. Get over it.[/QUOTE] Someday we will remember this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh (as zombies)
I'd hide out in Fast Threads *hint hint*
I'd take a stick or bat and run out into the street and see how long I can survive. Hey, I'm probably gonna die anyway, better to go out in style, running around a street bashing zombie heads in. And if they're slow zombies just walk to the nearest military checkpoint, if there is one. If there isn't, eh, death will probably be certain anyway.
Modify my house to enormous barricade and then get a videocamera LOTS of RPGs and lots of pop corn.
get inside of a water tower, cut out a pee hole.
I'll become a reverse-zombie , i'll eat them and in a few years my body will build an immunity against the virus . With this i can pass through the zombies unharmed to the a nearby military base , here i will get the most explosive bombs they have and load it in the back off a car together with their guns and then i am off to my second stop : my grandma's house . You see , she is a widow meaning that she ones was a wife , and as we all know : wifes make sandwiches . After giving her my immunity through a blood transfer process i'll go back home eating sandwiches and shooting zombies THE END
[QUOTE=Satansick;21880100]I'll become a reverse-zombie , i'll eat them and in a few years my body will build an immunity against the virus . With this i can pass through the zombies unharmed to the a nearby military base , here i will get the most explosive bombs they have and load it in the back off a car together with their guns and then i am off to my second stop : my grandma's house . You see , she is a widow meaning that she ones was a wife , and as we all know : wifes make sandwiches . After giving her my immunity through a blood transfer process i'll go back home eating sandwiches and shooting zombies THE END[/QUOTE] Intense reading
I would go to local police station to grab some guns. For self-defense I would use frypan/knife/baseball bat.
Alright, I make it to my house, and since I read the Zombie Survival Guide I have known about this for days and have food, and already had guns. Anyone whos like "HURF DURF LETS GO TO MALL/POLICE STATION/SCHOOL/ETC..." is now a zombie. I now survive, I may grow some food in my backyard, etc.. [QUOTE=NOD Engineer;21879748]Madagascar. I know that it is invernurable to viruses.[/QUOTE] SHUT, DOWN, EVERYTHING!
Take the .22 rifle, pack my backpack full of canned food, ammo and water, then escape with my family.
[QUOTE=Sir Colton;21880093]get inside of a water tower, cut out a pee hole.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;21879748]Madagascar. I know that it is invernurable to viruses.[/QUOTE] pandemic 2 reference?
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