• Whats your Zombie Survival Plan?
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[QUOTE=jesse194;21877215]1. Avoid contact with all infected individuals. 2. Barricade my home. 3. Await further instructions.[/QUOTE] Wait my ass.
Me? I'd be a random internet douchebag and uStream it.
Go to the raf base 2 minutes away.
I'd probably be making a thread on how to survive, because it's fairly easy. -Go to a gun store. Rob that shit. -Go to a gas station or grocery store and get as much non-perishable food as possible, you WILL need it. -Go to somebody's house that has two or more floors, take an apartment building for example -Fill the bathtub up with cold water, get some soda or something for leisure drinking. I don't suggest beer, because it would impair you're judgement, and you don't want that in this situation. -DEMOLISH THE STAIRS -play zombie games until the power goes out -profit
[QUOTE=Raxas;21882628]Wait my ass.[/QUOTE] My official instruction: Never go on a Ferris Wheel for more than three days. My friend Keith did it once, hoo boy!
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;21884271]-Go to a gun store. Rob that shit. [/QUOTE] People will probably barricade themselves in the gun stores and refuse to let anyone in.
[QUOTE=Raxas;21884463]People will probably barricade themselves in the gun stores and refuse to let anyone in.[/QUOTE] Unless you give them some good ol' fashion cola.
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[QUOTE=Nubwich;21879872]your avatar reads BAN[/QUOTE] The reincarnation of Shakespeare is among us.
Barricade my windows and doors. Then I guess i'd [U]begin[/U]* to live on a steady stream of Pot Noodle and Chicago Town Pizza's. *:smug:
This thread is so fail =(
Fail, some failures are other people's wins dont'cha think? To be honest,I don't have a real zombie plan =(
Double Tap. :smug:
Die to live forever?
I guess I'd go loot stores for weapons and food, then I'd sit up on my roof with a crossbow that I intend to buy sometime in the near future and pick zombies off one by one.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21870607]I'd stock up on RPGs and m16a3 machine guns and go zombie hunting.[/QUOTE] M16A3 is not a machine gun. RPG is a very broad term. [editline]11:24AM[/editline] Also, op isn't a troll, his gamertag is Church3392, with 16k gamerscore. Also, [quote]Location: Transylvania, Romania Country: United States[/quote] what the fuck.
[QUOTE=Asmaedus;21896592]M16A3 is not a machine gun.[/QUOTE] It's an assault rifle, right?
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;21884271]I'd probably be making a thread on how to survive, because it's fairly easy. -[b]Go to a gun store. Rob that shit. -Go to a gas station or grocery store and get as much non-perishable food as possible, you WILL need it. -Go to somebody's house that has two or more floors, take an apartment building for example[/b] -Fill the bathtub up with cold water, get some soda or something for leisure drinking. I don't suggest beer, because it would impair you're judgement, and you don't want that in this situation. -DEMOLISH THE STAIRS -play zombie games until the power goes out -profit[/QUOTE] Welcome to everyone else's plan!! we would like to welcome you to this elite club with a nice cold beverage, a zombie chewing on your neck and a cap in your ass!! :v:
My plan is to spred optimism to everyone I find, and love and cherish every zombie I must kill. May the poor souls rest in peace.
i'll probably just die
I'd just become a zombie and eat people's brains, it's free, it's communist, and it's fun.
Get a shotgun and kill those sons of a bitches.
I'll run all the way to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=60]here[/url]. And protect my self with a [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/clock.png[/img]
How can you protect yourself with a late?
Eat shit and die.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21868609]I'd find you're house[/QUOTE] He's a house?!
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21906810]He's a house?![/QUOTE] yes he is i've seen it. Seriously it took you guys way to long to find my "your" confusion
[QUOTE=Church3392;21868644]can anyone be serious in this thread???????????????????????/[/QUOTE] This guy seems extremely young
I'm going to cut my staircase down, then make a ramp up the stairs, get on the second floor, take the ramp up so no zombies can get up there, then wait it out with some friends.
Probably attempt to learn how to suck my own penis.
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