• Who the fuck is Jack?
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[QUOTE=w 1 z;25477440]if someone makes a candlejack joke they deserve to be perma'd.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I think it's a really dumb j
[img]http://digitalpolyphony.webs.com/jack.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=st ef you;25477366]This question dawned on me today, and I just can't get it out of my mind. It's really as simple as it is: Who the fuck is Jack? No, I don't mean Jack Shepherd or Jackie Chan or whatever movie/TV show character you may be thinking of. The Jack I'm talking about is, considering how "famous" this guy really is, is THE Jack. You know, the jack from the many sayings such as: "You just got jacked" "Oh my god, they are really jacked" Flapjacks Carjacked Jackknife Jack off Headphone jack Jack, Queen, King Union Jack Jackass [b]Jack-o-lantern[/b] Jack-in-the-box There may be more, but that is really all that I can think of right now. So, my question to you is: Who the [I]FUCK[/I] is Jack?[/QUOTE] There actually is an explanation for that one. Jack-o-lanterns were named after a character who supposedly was denied entrance to both heaven and hell after he managed to trick the devil 3 times. So he was trapped on Earth for eternity. He carved a face into a turnip (nobody knew pumpkins existed back then) and used it as a lantern for whatever reason.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;25481191]There actually is an explanation for that one. Jack-o-lanterns were named after a character who supposedly was denied entrance to both heaven and hell after he managed to trick the devil 3 times. So he was trapped on Earth for eternity. He carved a face into a turnip (nobody knew pumpkins existed back then) and used it as a lantern for whatever reason.[/QUOTE] I know I've heard that story somewhere.
I fucking love flapjacks!
[img]http://www.radiotimes.com/shows/torchwood/gallery/captain-jack-harkness/008/photo_lrg.jpg[/img] Captain Jack, maybe?
[IMG]http://www.tradenote.net/images/users/000/112/898/products_images/Hydraulic_Floor_Jack.jpg[/IMG] Jack?
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's wasted life. I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. I am Jack's broken heart.
I know one Jack but he's no carjacker or a lantern
Yeah i know a jack, i 'off' him all the time :smug:
:smug: [sp]My name.[/sp]
Don't forget Mr. Jack. [IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/xTOOxMUCHxLAUGHTERx/SOAD_Steal_This_album.jpg[/IMG]
Got this jackass motherfucker [img]http://allaboutcards.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/jack-spades.png[/img]
[QUOTE=The Riddler;25477504]I had a close friend named Jack Daniel's. Unfortunately, he was killed by a wheat thresher.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaMnhiCDN4YSzxnfM1eyzBMiM1_nyXeRC0sRCFoZveE5bOT7A&t=1&usg=__wr2HCK1G4ROxxafJ-C3JBJgxp3M=[/IMG] "Poor old jack. He was a wise man but he just loved playing with that wheat thresher, ALWAYS PLAYING WITH THAT WHEAT THRESHER!!!"
hi
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
[img]http://rhonabennett.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/jackson-5-1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jack-the-ripper.jpg[/img] Jack the Ripper, maybe?
[QUOTE=JesterUK;25484149][img_thumb]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jack-the-ripper.jpg[/img_thumb] Jack the Ripper, maybe?[/QUOTE] Took someone long enough to post that.
oh god I overused the word Jack. It now sounds just horrible.
[img]http://www.flapjack.tv/assets/images/flapjack-01.jpg[/img] Why of course, it all makes sense now.
ITT:Jacks
Holy shit this man is EVERYWHERE
Jack In The Box for sure.
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y7wQjK_RhzQ/Sw-hfEXkAVI/AAAAAAAAC2Y/Iwt0NqPYJCo/s1600/father-jack1.jpg[/img] Father Jack.
[QUOTE=Metanar;25485391][img_thumb]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y7wQjK_RhzQ/Sw-hfEXkAVI/AAAAAAAAC2Y/Iwt0NqPYJCo/s1600/father-jack1.jpg[/img_thumb] Father Jack.[/QUOTE] Im glad someone refrenced him. DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!
[QUOTE=The Advisor;25484136][img_thumb]http://rhonabennett.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/jackson-5-1.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] No those are his kids
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jack o blades
[img]http://www.google.com.hk/imglanding?q=jack+and+jill&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=667&tbs=isch:1&tbnid=0FBOjkH9ZnC4UM:&imgrefurl=http://www.thevirtualvine.com/jackandjill.html&imgurl=http://www.thevirtualvine.com/images/nurseryrhymes/jackandjill/pgheader2a.gif&zoom=1&w=608&h=569&iact=hc&ei=CGm8TNzNNoqlcc-85MQM&oei=CGm8TNzNNoqlcc-85MQM&esq=1&page=1&tbnh=156&tbnw=167&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0[/img]
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