I'm addicted to edging and smoking cigarettes at the same time. - General

Googling "edging" was probably the riskiest thing I've done today.

oh no you smoked a cig while jacking off. Really enjoying this thread.

[QUOTE=pentium;46467150]Why not helium?[/QUOTE] Why not Digimon?

[QUOTE=Morphology53;46469930]Why not Digimon?[/QUOTE] I never quite understood the pentium thinking digimons are real thing. What was the original thread/context for this?

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;46469945]I never quite understood the pentium thinking digimons are real thing. What was the original thread/context for this?[/QUOTE] Encyclopedia Dramatica pretty much covers it, complete with a naked photo.

[QUOTE=LeonS;46464415]what the fuck is wrong with this forum[/QUOTE] You've been here for 7 years, you tell me.

This is goin' in the Facepunch history books.

One time, I jacked off while eating a burrito and it was AWESOME. [editline]12th November 2014[/editline] [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=762791]Also, his uncle fucks cats.[/url]

what the shit

This is why i still come to this forum, i'm in tears at work.

OP, didn't your mother try to jack you off at some point? There's a thread with a title to that effect in your other account's ban history, but the link's broken. I have to know the story behind this.

[QUOTE=Morphology53;46469972]Encyclopedia Dramatica pretty much covers it, complete with a naked photo.[/QUOTE] link please I tried googling didnt find anything

[QUOTE=LeonS;46464415]what the fuck is wrong with this forum[/QUOTE] what is going on anymore im so confused

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;46475042]link please I tried googling didnt find anything[/QUOTE] Google digiraid

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;46475042]link please I tried googling didnt find anything[/QUOTE] You obviously didn't google "Encyclopedia Dramatica Digimon"

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46464435]Alright, Well. It was nice to have talk to you ol' chumps. I'm getting ready to deploy back to brazil. Ill talk to you guys in 3 months or something.[/QUOTE] You are my hero.

for an extra kick, put the lit tip end of the cigarette against your peehole after you edge, feels like 5 orgasms at once

After this thread I literally never want to masturbate again. Thank FP, I'm clean now. [EDITLINE]sdsadasd [/EDITLINE] Brb fapping

I feel like im late to the party but god damn, we really need more of you guys here. This is what made facepunch great. sexually frustrated teens with extreme fetishes. Ohhh, ryu-gi. How I miss thee.

[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;46472532]OP, didn't your mother try to jack you off at some point? There's a thread with a title to that effect in your other account's ban history, but the link's broken. I have to know the story behind this.[/QUOTE] Don't believe everything you read on the internet, kid. Although this one time I fucked an asian milf in the bathroom stalls of a chuck - e - cheese, long story short I ended up going home with a lot more cheese than what I bargained for.

Are you still fat and gross? Legitimate question

[QUOTE=Craptasket;46479213]Are you still [..] [B]gross[/B]? Legitimate question[/QUOTE] After this thread, do you really need to ask?

[QUOTE=Craptasket;46479213]Are you still fat and gross? Legitimate question[/QUOTE] I would say that the idea of ugliness stems from our concept of evil. We consider things ugly that we somehow consider unpleasing in some way. For example, an extremly overweight person might look gluttonous and lazy, two things which we as a society do not value. Things might be called ugly because a human hand has not altered them in a way, so beautification is also a way of keeping one's self occupied. There are all sorts of shades of ugly, some people revel in overeating and overindulgence, both of which seem grotesque to others. Things that are biological, but look unatural or altered for some reason also can be looked upon as being ugly (for example a cat with five feet). In all, ugliness is determined by 1) What we wish to see, based on what we expect to see 2) Our values, which effect number one 3) What we consider ideal which is based on our experiences and predispositions.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46480516]I would say that the idea of ugliness stems from our concept of evil. We consider things ugly that we somehow consider unpleasing in some way. For example, an extremly overweight person might look gluttonous and lazy, two things which we as a society do not value. Things might be called ugly because a human hand has not altered them in a way, so beautification is also a way of keeping one's self occupied. There are all sorts of shades of ugly, some people revel in overeating and overindulgence, both of which seem grotesque to others. Things that are biological, but look unatural or altered for some reason also can be looked upon as being ugly (for example a cat with five feet). In all, ugliness is determined by 1) What we wish to see, based on what we expect to see 2) Our values, which effect number one 3) What we consider ideal which is based on our experiences and predispositions.[/QUOTE] It took you One Hundred and Sixty Two words to say "Yes." As a student of Writing and Philosophy I am impressed.

I got a friend whose really philosophical, I can just ask him how his day at work was and hit gets all philosophical on me. So I google a lot of philosophy now. [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] Either way, since I've been gone from FP, I've been trying to build a good life, well actually I'm still in the building stage but things have been better since the last 4-5 years. Got a good job, got a pet turtle. I decided to come back because I've been interested with playing Rust it looks neat. Kudos to Garry for still not taking shit from anyone in the community. I just decided to make another comical thread just for old time sake. To see how everyone is doing. I see a lot of people been banned, some people still the same.

Did any of your relatives try to fuck your pet turtle? Also, you danced around the issue. . .what was up with the thread you started, entitled MY MOM TRIED TO JACK ME OFF DURING THE SUPER DEEP THROAT GAME?

Hahaha, I could tell you guys I'm the daughter of the president of the Philippines and you guys would probably actually believe me, well the philippines is pretty shitty. but still, Seriously though, it's very stupid if you believe that thread was real. I always tried making threads that gained a lot of attention just so everyone has fun, and laugh. I'm no comedian, but you guys are seriously gullible.

Can we turn this into a freaky masturbation tips thread? I have a great guide on how to increase the amount of pleasure you receive three-fold simply by smoking a cigar out of your asshole.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;46481152]'ha ha ha, it was funny joke im totally not in to stuff like that, ha ha ha'[/QUOTE] Well, I did play deepthroat the game, that's where I got the idea to make the thread. Just like how I got the idea to make this thread, I just came across porn that involves some chick smokin and blammo: [B]thread.[/B] [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] Do you guys ever go on craigslist and read the crazy ass stories people tell about their sex lives or dating in general? That's where I get my inspiration. I just want to lighten up the mood in this forum with something extreme that will make people go :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481168]Well, I did play deepthroat the game, that's where I got the idea to make the thread. Just like how I got the idea to make this thread, I just came across porn that involves some chick smokin and blammo: [B]thread.[/B] [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] Do you guys ever go on craigslist and read the crazy ass stories people tell about their sex lives or dating in general? That's where I get my inspiration. I just want to lighten up the mood in this forum with something extreme that will make people go :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Yeah but on craigslist I can actually meet up with a guy and let him rub pizza on my chest while he fucks me in the ass. Why would I care if you stroke your dick while lighting a fat one?