I'm addicted to edging and smoking cigarettes at the same time. - General

I feel some very negatives vibes from you guys. I guess I ain't getting my point across to you, it's my fault. Don't trip though everything's alright. My point is I'm just trying to make people laugh. I think I did right though because I got these many ratings so far. Don't take it seriously, or as some people may say "Don't take it up the butt". [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/892475/swell.png[/IMG] I assume a lot of users here are children, because children believe anything you tell them. You can lie and tell a kid you're giving him a hundred dollars tomorrow and he'll be waiting for days on his front porch.

You are spending way too much effort denying these things. I can only assume that your uncle actually does fuck cats. . . .the alternative is that you're a compulsive liar.

"See guys I was only pretending to be a howling retard because nobody in my life actually listens to me!"

[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;46481291].the alternative is that you're a compulsive liar.[/QUOTE] No shit, dingus.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481305]No shit, dingus.[/QUOTE] Quoting in case you realize what a bad idea it was to admit that you're a compulsive liar, and try to edit it out. There's a giant divide between making jokes/creative writing, and lying. Edit: I bet you're also neither a hippo, nor particularly funky.

[QUOTE=hexpunK;46481303]"See guys I was only pretending to be a howling retard because nobody in my life actually listens to me!"[/QUOTE] Ayee that's mean. :(: Do you guys really carry that much hatred on a forum? towards me? Is this your way of being a bully because it's hard to be one outside the internet? Perhaps you've been a victom of bullying? cyberbullying? It's alright man. [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=NuclearJesus;46481338]Quoting in case you realize what a bad idea it was to admit that you're a compulsive liar, and try to edit it out. There's a giant divide between making jokes/creative writing, and lying.[/QUOTE] Well, if I have to call make believe 'lies' in order to get my point across to you, I'm okay with this. No hard feelings. I'm gonna leave now, because I feel these bad vibes getting worse. Stay safe, stay sober. I just wanted to come in and have some laughs with all of you. Ill see you in another 4 years or something. Perhaps ill see you in rust.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481247]I assume a lot of users here are children, because children believe anything you tell them. You can lie and tell a kid you're giving him a hundred dollars tomorrow and he'll be waiting for days on his front porch.[/QUOTE] Quick question, why would you describe your masturbation habits to a child?

Wouldn't call it cyber bullying. You've been here long enough to have an idea how this forum would react to your nicotine powered sexual palooza.

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;46481359]Quick question, why would you describe your masturbation habits to a child?[/QUOTE] Well that's the thing I've figured everyone here would be grown up by now. Plus don't look at me like I'm the sicko. There were fast threads here that were a little too extreme and you don't even know what the users ages were there. Good for removing them.

*many years ago* "My uncle fucked a cat, and my mom tried to jerk me off." *present day* "Aw, come on, guys. . .I know I told you guys years ago that my uncle fucked a cat, and my mom tried to jerk me off. . .but that was all a goof! Can we PLEASE just focus on this thread I made in which I describe in detail the way I like to smoke while jacking it?" Edit: I guess a better way to put it would be *OP makes weird threads for attention* *OP gets attention* "Hey, guys, stop giving me all this attention! Why are you all being so immature and giving me all this attention?"

So uhhh TIL...

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46480516]I would say that the idea of ugliness stems from our concept of evil. We consider things ugly that we somehow consider unpleasing in some way. For example, an extremly overweight person might look gluttonous and lazy, two things which we as a society do not value. Things might be called ugly because a human hand has not altered them in a way, so beautification is also a way of keeping one's self occupied. There are all sorts of shades of ugly, some people revel in overeating and overindulgence, both of which seem grotesque to others. Things that are biological, but look unatural or altered for some reason also can be looked upon as being ugly (for example a cat with five feet). In all, ugliness is determined by 1) What we wish to see, based on what we expect to see 2) Our values, which effect number one 3) What we consider ideal which is based on our experiences and predispositions.[/QUOTE] ugh too many words, couldn't read. I need mod help [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Lolkork;46480674]so you're really ugly?[/QUOTE] His face was a default avatar here for quite a while. It still sickens me.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481138]Hahaha, I could tell you guys I'm the daughter of the president of the Philippines and you guys would probably actually believe me, well the philippines is pretty shitty. but still, Seriously though, it's very stupid if you believe that thread was real. I always tried making threads that gained a lot of attention just so everyone has fun, and laugh. I'm no comedian, but you guys are seriously gullible.[/QUOTE] Smoking fetish is a thing, you know. That people (on this forum, even) actually do this is more likely than not.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481247]I feel some very negatives vibes from you guys. I guess I ain't getting my point across to you, it's my fault. Don't trip though everything's alright. My point is I'm just trying to make people laugh. I think I did right though because I got these many ratings so far. Don't take it seriously, or as some people may say "Don't take it up the butt". [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/892475/swell.png[/IMG] I assume a lot of users here are children, because children believe anything you tell them. You can lie and tell a kid you're giving him a hundred dollars tomorrow and he'll be waiting for days on his front porch.[/QUOTE] "im a gimmick" ???

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481138]Hahaha, I could tell you guys I'm the daughter of the president of the Philippines and you guys would probably actually believe me, well the philippines is pretty shitty. but still, Seriously though, it's very stupid if you believe that thread was real. I always tried making threads that gained a lot of attention just so everyone has fun, and laugh. I'm no comedian, but you guys are seriously gullible.[/QUOTE] Just pretending to be retarded I see? [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Craptasket;46483192]ugh too many words, couldn't read. I need mod help [editline]13th November 2014[/editline] His face was a default avatar here for quite a while. It still sickens me.[/QUOTE] I'm not a mod but I got an A in English 1010 last year. He is basically saying that yes he is ugly and gross.

what the fuck is this and what has it turned into

Long story short: a manchild seeks attention by making threads about jerking off, his uncle fucking a cat, his mother touching his weiner, and other weird shit. And then he plays it all off with "Haha, you guys. But seriously. Haha."

oh ok

Wow, alot of bitching here guys. Let him wank for fuck sakes. All you guys do it. And i bet when you reach the age of 18 you will have some pretty sick fetishes too. Unless you're normal... BWAHAHAHA Facepunch and normal. fat chance. Seriously though.. Stop being cool. Stop talking down to him you bunch of hiveminds. [editline]14th November 2014[/editline] And this is coming from a sexy motherfucker.

[QUOTE=dannass;46485643]Wow, alot of bitching here guys. Let him wank for fuck sakes. All you guys do it. And i bet when you reach the age of 18 you will have some pretty sick fetishes too. Unless you're normal... BWAHAHAHA Facepunch and normal. fat chance. Seriously though.. Stop being cool. Stop talking down to him you bunch of hiveminds. [editline]14th November 2014[/editline] And this is coming from a sexy motherfucker.[/QUOTE] Look at this nerd. [quote]And this is coming from a sexy motherfucker.[/QUOTE] More like: [quote]I would say that the idea of ugliness stems from our concept of evil. We consider things ugly that we somehow consider unpleasing in some way. For example, an extremly overweight person might look gluttonous and lazy, two things which we as a society do not value. Things might be called ugly because a human hand has not altered them in a way, so beautification is also a way of keeping one's self occupied. There are all sorts of shades of ugly, some people revel in overeating and overindulgence, both of which seem grotesque to others. Things that are biological, but look unatural or altered for some reason also can be looked upon as being ugly (for example a cat with five feet). In all, ugliness is determined by 1) What we wish to see, based on what we expect to see 2) Our values, which effect number one 3) What we consider ideal which is based on our experiences and predispositions.[/quote]

[QUOTE=draugur;46485691]Look at this nerd. More like:[/QUOTE] [img]http://s29.postimg.org/8eho3xsg7/bilde013.jpg[/img] oh fuck busted

One final note, OP: You say you're doing this for laughs. That every bullshit story you concocted over the years was just to get a rise, and a few chuckles, out of people. Fair enough. But in your catfucker uncle story, you didn't just stop at "my uncle fucked a cat, lol isn't that wacky?" You escalated it to "My uncle fucked a cat, and it also turns out he was a prolific pedophile who forced children to have sex with him, and then do sexual things to cats." Had it just been the catfucking, it would have been disturbing, but something that we, as readers on the internet, could laugh off. But the pedophilia angle. . .exactly what sort of reaction were you really going for? I admit, humor is subjective. But who, really, was that story for? Add to that, the fact that you get further jollies by trolling, and generally being a dick, in the Transgender thread. Which you've done more than once. Your post history, under both this, and the other FunkyHippo account, is more than a little worrisome. You aren't out to get a few chuckles with a couple wacky stories. You are either a deeply disturbed individual who feels a need to share things that should probably be kept private, or an attention whoring, compulsive liar. Either way, your claim that you're doing nothing more than spinning a few funny tales for the hell of it is anything but genuine. And I'm sure you're more than aware of that.

[QUOTE=dannass;46486103][img]http://s29.postimg.org/8eho3xsg7/bilde013.jpg[/img] oh fuck busted[/QUOTE] Yeah your disgusting neckbeard and pube stash really showed me.

[QUOTE=draugur;46488520]Yeah your disgusting neckbeard and pube stash really showed me.[/QUOTE] Post your face please [editline]14th November 2014[/editline] If i may be so bold, My facial hair brings a new meaning to the word pussy magnet. Clean cut all around, Slick. Fuck, i'm getting moist just talking about it. [editline]14th November 2014[/editline] AND ONE MORE THING! [QUOTE=draugur;46485691]Look at this nerd. [/QUOTE] You're the one that has 5,446 posts and you're an 012'er? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU[/media]

I, too, OP, have had similar problems with this vice. However, I have an interesting story to share about it. One time, during a particularly intense game of hide and seek with the one-eyed captain, the ashes fell off the cigarette and onto my family jewels (I was in a very awkward position, practicing a particularly advanced technique). Now, I hope I don't need to tell you that this hurts like the dickens! Since then, I had stopped smoking while choking the chicken. However, my abstinence of nicotine during my private time did not last very long. You see, that bit of pain gave me the biggest jollies. Since then I have gotten even wilder with the cigarettes, because I don't even need the actual pain; just the [i]risk[/i] of getting my buddies singed sends me to cloud nine, ya'know? It's gotten to the point where I am taking even bigger and bigger risks in order to chase the dragon. So you should quit while you're ahead, OP, before you end up like me, who can't even get it up without a car battery.

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;46492215]I, too, OP, have had similar problems with this vice. However, I have an interesting story to share about it. One time, during a particularly intense game of hide and seek with the one-eyed captain, the ashes fell off the cigarette and onto my family jewels (I was in a very awkward position, practicing a particularly advanced technique). Now, I hope I don't need to tell you that this hurts like the dickens! Since then, I had stopped smoking while choking the chicken. However, my abstinence of nicotine during my private time did not last very long. You see, that bit of pain gave me the biggest jollies. Since then I have gotten even wilder with the cigarettes, because I don't even need the actual pain; just the [i]risk[/i] of getting my buddies singed sends me to cloud nine, ya'know? It's gotten to the point where I am taking even bigger and bigger risks in order to chase the dragon. So you should quit while you're ahead, OP, before you end up like me, who can't even get it up without a car battery.[/QUOTE] See, OP? This is how you make a funny post.

Aww sheit, look who's butthurt. You'd think a 05'er wouldn't be so prone to getting all flustered. Almost as if post count or join date hardly matter... Anyway, I have nothing to prove to you. I don't have to derail the thread further just to prove to you that I don't have disgusting facial pubes like you do.

You see what you did, FunkyHippo? You're tearing us apart!

[QUOTE=draugur;46493489]Aww sheit, look who's butthurt. You'd think a 05'er wouldn't be so prone to getting all flustered. Almost as if post count or join date hardly matter... Anyway, I have nothing to prove to you. I don't have to derail the thread further just to prove to you that I don't have disgusting facial pubes like you do.[/QUOTE] You're prone to talk shit everywhere you get the chance. And i still can't see no face.

I think the only solution is alternating between subohm mod and unfiltered cigarettes every couple of seconds while packing a full lip of Grizzly, all a couple hours after taking a tab of LSD and a tab of N-Bomb.