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The Nogerbabwe Commission for Shootier Militaries (NCSM) offers [B]Zanzibar[/B] the Nogerbabwean Repooblik Defens Forces' primary weapon, the Stockless AKM. For them, a marvel of technology. It is designed with an intermediate round, capable of firing automatically and semi-automatically, and hitting at the average engagement distance in most battles across the world, and very rugged too. The only downside is that due to African design specifications, it completely lacks a stock, and may cause weaker men to spiral out of control while firing, indiscriminately mowing down allies and enemy alike.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/BbQoCg.png[/img] A military base is built on the Tasmanian South America colony. [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] Hey L1qu1dN1tr0 get on here and help us out yo
Following these new military extensions, the NCSM also begins developing a replacement for the LWTT (Lightweight White Tank-Top) armor system worn by most NRDF soldiers these days. This new system will employ kevlar and ceramic components, instead of just polyester and cotton normally used in the LWTT system. [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] Declare
[QUOTE=Milkdairy;44210528]Following these new military extensions, the NCSM also begins developing a replacement for the LWTT (Lightweight White Tank-Top) armor system worn by most NRDF soldiers these days. This new system will employ kevlar and ceramic components, instead of just polyester and cotton normally used in the LWTT system. [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] Declare[/QUOTE] How are you already getting Kevlar?
Technology supplied by the liberals back in Greece [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] I mean really, the stuff was developed in 1965 my man
[QUOTE=Milkdairy;44210569]Technology supplied by the liberals back in Greece [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] I mean really, the stuff was developed in 1965 my man[/QUOTE] Both our nations' main weapons were designed in the late 1950s, so it's kind of weird to jump so far ahead. Whatever just go for it I don't care.
The Zanzibarian Armed Services politely declines Noger's offer, releasing a statement that they prefer efficient, easy to operate, and stable weaponry.
[QUOTE]"Hercules"[/QUOTE] Greece is flattered by Zanzibarian Greek naming of ships! They send $2,000,000,000 in aid!
[QUOTE=Tobin;44210509]Hey L1qu1dN1tr0 get on here and help us out yo[/QUOTE] I'm on it! declare
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zvVJnkA.png[/IMG] The venolese send aid to the soldiers on the front line in Madagascar, while the new president sets up a bold new initiative. More colonizing. Project Andes is launched calling for every man, woman and child to colonize the rich lands of Chilea, south of Peruvia, while more efforts are mad in the Indian ocean.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;44213544]By request to avoid abuse, the pinky finger rule will be replaced by a 30 pixel rule. a maximum of 30 pixels can be used to expand, all you need to do is count the dots.[/QUOTE] sorry for killing you
A new city is built! Along with this, the Zanzibarian military begins to secede from the now neutral economic outpost. This leaves the land open. [img]http://i.imgur.com/18euhlM.png[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bO17zHq.png[/IMG] Berlin is established as an economic center.
Declare [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gF0FeKD.png[/IMG] The Tonsil Republic Moves a Bit West. The Tonsil Republic Sends a Message to the Strayan Union: [QUOTE]Dear Friends Frankly, we do not feel very safe, with this new alliance business and all. We shall stay in the union, but hope to hold a more peaceful role, such as humanitarian business and such. -LeaderLord Kawasaki, With yellow-stained underwear[/QUOTE] A message is sent to Lambda: [QUOTE]Dear Friends Since you seem to have overlooked our message to you, I shall restate it: We wish to set up trade and cultural exchanges with your country, if possible. We seek to expand our intellectual prowess and knowledge. With Regards, LeaderLord Kawasaki.[/QUOTE] A message is sent to the NICCA [QUOTE]Dear NICCA We really do not wish to partake in any wars. However, we are actively pursuing a program to increase our knowledge of the world, and we would very much like to discuss trade and culture with you. -Leaderlord Kawasaki[/QUOTE] The Tonsil Forces, with their new TR-2's (Tonsil Rifle v2), beef up border defenses. Foreign travelers are encouraged to return to the motherland, lest the new union gun them down on sight or something. The Tonsil Military Begins work on a Armored Vehicle, for transport and combat, in order to assist in their humanitarian efforts and homeland defense. TTWERK (Tonsil Transportation, War, Economic, and Reconnaissance trucK) Progress: 5%
Lambda's boarders are open, anyone can come in to trade. I̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶p̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶a̶i̶l̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶a̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶ Actually, can humans fit in Headcrab Canisters? If not I'll start developing some some human sized transport shells. Anyway, if you want you can send down ships (non-military) to ANY of our wonderful economic centers. Also we colonized some of the Caribbean. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iTlpiEH.png[/IMG]
Declare [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qnsScKU.png[/IMG] A new city is erected in eastern Russia. Due to the lack of the TTWERK's, the Tonsil Republic Baja Division begins deploying trade ships, reconverted humanitarian vans (stuffed with travelers, intellectuals, and merchants), and planes filled with product and travelers to Lambda. They begin trading, and the intellectuals head off to the Lambda Libraries and Universities to discuss, learn, and share their cultures. Some intellectuals attempt to work out a system to curl humans into a ball to be transported in Headcrab Pods, but little progress has been made. TTWERK Development: 10%
Declare
Declare [b]EDIT:[/b] declare after milk fuckin ninja i swear
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/7zByNq.png[/IMG] A new NICCA coalition base is made to celebrate the formation of NICCA. [editline]13th March 2014[/editline] Uh fuck
A short message is sent to Nogerbabwe. [QUOTE]Dear Peeps. We noticed how we have some rather dangerous territory in madagascar. If any conflict breaks out between us, we may have a problem over there. I propose to create a Tonsil Embassy to Nogerbabwe on Madagascar, and we would like your opinion on it. Leaderlord Kawasaki, with a fresh pair of briefs.[/QUOTE] (No Changes made to map in respect to previous declaration)
[QUOTE]dear small yellow men eis bery gud idea glurios repooblik[/QUOTE]
A new economic outpost is formed in Zanzibar. [img]http://i.imgur.com/c8yItvU.png[/img]
declare [editline]13th March 2014[/editline] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/4YVun6.png[/img] Tazzie sends a message to Nogerbabwe, Zanzibar, the Republic of Lambda and the Greek Empire [QUOTE]Oi cunts We wanna set up an embassy in your capital and shit. We'll give ya free VB too, do ya accept or decline matey?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]no greek land for greeks, no foreigns allowed on greek soil zanzibarians ok cause they name stuff after us though[/QUOTE]
Tazzie proposes that the embargo on Nogerbabwe is re-instated. Member nations of the Strayan Union, vote agree/disagree on this post for delegates.
Greece threatens a Nicca embargo on Strayan Union if the embargo on Nogerwabwe is instated.
Another military base is built, they have plans to continue on annexation of the land below. [img]http://i.imgur.com/OURjrFY.png[/img] It was announced today that the Zanzibarian Military Funding Reduction Act was amended, with slight changes. The military spending has been reduced to 50%. A new project is underway. [b]Assault Rifle Development:[/b] 0%
Declare [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/j1KTr0Y.png[/IMG] A embassy to the NICCA is created in madagascar, as shown by the little "X" in the middle of the Tonsil Madagascar Subdivision Territory. From the embassy, diplomats and scholars request clearance to enter Nogerbabwe to attempt to discuss trade and diplomacy. They also wish to attempt to do some cultural exchange. The following message is sent to Nogerbabwe: [QUOTE]Dear Nogerbabwe Our planes are ready to depart from our newly constructed embassy in Madagascar. We are wishing to discuss possible trade agreements and diplomacy, and we request clearance to your airspace to land in your country. -Leaderlord Kawasaki[/QUOTE] Tonsil workers in Lambda continue trading and learning. A message is sent to the Strayan Union [QUOTE]Dear Friends We will be voting no to the sanctions on Nogerbabwe, and our reasons are mostly due to our economy, and to the safety of our people. If sanctions are put in now, all our diplomacy work will be for nothing, and our trade will be cut off, possibly damaging our economy severely. Plus, if they do become hostile upon the placing of sanctions, our people currently there will be at risk, and our people back home won't be very happy about that. Hopefully, our two alliances can come to a peaceful agreement during these strange times. With Kugs and Hisses Leaderlord Kawasaki[/QUOTE]
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