Semi-serious game: Start a nation and take over the world!
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The Tonsil Union creates a small fort to defend the colony in Western Alaska.
(I added in a bit of land since there wasn't enough space to fit a military base sprite)
A message is sent to Greece:
[QUOTE]Dear Friendly Greeks.
Thats nice to know.
-Leaderlord Kawasaki[/QUOTE]
A Barrel of Tonsil Orange Chicken-Substitute is delivered to the Greek Capital Building.
Declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Military base restored (datzy skipped me/removed it)
Military base built
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
Nogerbabwe begins some westernization efforts and begins to "manufacture" (See: Outsourcing to Tonsil Republic) smartphones and other cool technology.
declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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A colonist fleet heading to Chilea gets lost and has to find refuge in Vancouver, where it promptly sets up a colony.
A message is sent to Arzitoz,
[QUOTE]Dear Arzitoz,
We are the Pacific Republic of Venoland and are very intrigued with your way of life. May we trade?
Perhaps Dictatorships and Republics can be friends after all!
Yours Truly,
The Pacific Republic of Venoland.[/QUOTE]
declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Tazzie establishes a colony in the Horn of Africa.
Declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Nogerbabwe will not tolerate a foreign incursion into African territory.
The military is scrambled and the Madagascar naval fleet originally sent to aid the earlier Strayan Union situation is directed toward the Tazzie colony.
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New base built. NICCA Security Council Meeting to be held soon.
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
Editing declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Claims outlined.
Tazzie has given their African colony to Nogerbabwe as a token of good will.
Tazzie embassy in Nogerbabwe is now authorized, trade resumed w/ Tazzie.
Declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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The invasion begins.
Glory to Arzitoz.
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Glory to Arzitoz indeed!
ducklare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Nogerbabwe forces withdraw
glurios repooblik
Glory to Arzitoz. (declare)
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Glory to Arzitoz
[Redid lines, they looked like shit, claimed more land, invaded more land.]
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
[quote]TO::CITIZENS OF ARZITOZ
Arzitoz report:
Automated rifles are at 80% research.
Top secret rocket project: 2%
Economy boost package 5%
Glory to Arzitoz.
[/quote]
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[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
Greece proposes a deal to make the Suezz canal with Nogerwabwe
Declare
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
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Glory to Arzitoz.
[quote]TO::CITIZENS OF ARZITOZ
Report
Automatic Assault rifles: COMPLETED!
Missile project 4%
Economy boost package, 10%
Glory to Arzitoz
[/quote]
snip
Nogerbabwe agrees to Greece's proposal
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greece works on the suez canal
A new city is founded in the Caribbean. The Transport version of the Headcrab Shell is almost completed!
[B]T.H.S Development: 90%[/B]
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Declare
[editline]16th March 2014[/editline]
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Nogers work on dat Suez Canal
Suez Canal & Gibraltrar Access:
Nogerwabwe
Greece
Declare
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Another City is Built in Mainland Tnsil
TTWERK Development: 51%
Declare
[editline]16th March 2014[/editline]
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Glurios Repooblik
[QUOTE]Oi cunt, it's time I told the world of your fuckin' sins, mate.[/QUOTE]
Tazzie has denounced Zanzibar.
Declare.
[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]
Another military base is built, and assault rifle development progresses ahead.
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The President issues a formal public statement following the recent denouncement of Zanzibar.
[quote]
Greetings, nations and citizens,
Recently it was noted that Tazzie, known for the founding of the Strayan Union, has openly denounced our Republic of Zanzibar. We do not wish for such imagery and words of distaste and hatred to be upon our people, and thusly we declare their atrocities from whence we were young.
Tazzie invaded our lands, raped our people, demolished our cities and economic centers, all for the purpose of threatening us and scaring us to become one with them.
It's been years, and now we've abandoned the Strayan Union to become a key member of the Noger International Congressional Committee of Allies, where we today speak and work together to ensure security over our involved nations and to monitor the assaults of the Strayan Union.
We wish not to be disregarded as a happy and grand member of our planet.
Thank you,
President Urwa Nombadesh,
Republic of Zanzibar
[/quote]
Venolian tensions with Tazzie increases as Venoland views the recent denouncement with distaste.
[QUOTE]Tazzie,
I feel threatened as the Strayan union continues to stain our reputation. Tasmanian denouncement of Zanzibar is almost to the limit as they our our friends and trading partners. Much more action will result in the leaving of Venoland from the Strayan union[/QUOTE]
The Tonsils are not very amused.
A message is sent to the Strayan Union
[QUOTE]Dear Friends
We must condemn your condemnation of Zanzibar, as it is pointless and draws a bad reputation to our strained union. If you provoke a war with your actions, know that the Tonsil Military is not known for their strength, and you will probably be on your own in a war if it does break out.
-Leaderlord Kawasaki
[/QUOTE]
The Tonsil Republic's powerful Industrial Facilities begin cranking out various outsourced orders to be shipped to foreign countries.
The Tonsil Republic's Stocks are going through the Roof due to their great amount of trading with foreign countries, and scientific Development speeds up tremendously.
TTWERK Development: 70%
TRSA (Tonsil Republic Space Association) is formed to lead the way to Aerospace and Space technology.
Declare.
[editline]16th March 2014[/editline]
Zanzibar expands. Assault rifle development completes and the industrial program completes.
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Robots are being mass produced for building items in factories.
declare
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
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Rebels in Madagascar successfully take over a city, declaring themselves a new country, the Republic of Madagascar.
No nation has currently recognized it at this point of time.
Declare
[editline]16th March 2014[/editline]
Zanzibar publicly releases documents for plans to begin wider occupation of South America.
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Meanwhile, their first contingency is deployed and a military base is built.
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The Republic of Zanzibar sends off a message to Venoland.
[quote]
Dear Nation Leaders of Venoland,
The Republic of Zanzibar intends to make great use of the land we have, and with other nations on the continent we originate from we denote a large waste of space.
We shall speak further, and negotiate the Zanzibarian claim of Venoland's South American lands.
Thank you,
Republic of Zanzibar
[/quote]
declare
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
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Fearing an invasion, Tazzie adds a new military base to the South American colony, and claims more land nearby.
Tasmanian military units begin mobilizing to the east.
Tazzie sends a message to all members of the Strayan Union.
[QUOTE]oi mates,
so like the rebels have taken over a city and shit, they're really fuckin' everything up, and i need you cunt's help to help me invade them and shit
thanks cunts[/QUOTE]
Declare.
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
A new city is built, units begin mobilizing towards another declared military destination, and development on jet aircraft begins.
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Tazzie sends a message to Zanzibar
[QUOTE]ya fuckin actions have fucked everything up mate.
you're trying to take the entire south american continent to yaself? fack off cunt, you'll have ta take it from my cold dead hands[/QUOTE]
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