Semi-serious game: Start a nation and take over the world!
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Declare.
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
Zanzibarian soldiers set down another base.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DoX6Hzu.png[/img]
Foreign Affairs and Defense departments begin to speak about the Strayan Union. They release a statement that they do not wish for conflict.
[quote]Dear Strayan Union,
We do not wish for conflict between our nations, simply peace. Your aggravation will only bring you problems ahead.
Thank you,
Republic of Zanzibar[/quote]
Jet development moves forwards, and the next several field armies are on hold to be deployed.
The Venolian foreign affairs office declares that the Peruvian and Chilean Lands will only be given up if the nation is adequately compensated and even then only in small chunks.
He also wishes peace between Zanzibar and Venoland and strongly advises tazzie to do the same.
Zanzibar responds with the offer of a large chunk of mineral and livestock resources, along with 3,000,000,000 Zanzibarian Shillings from their National Reserve.
declare
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
[IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/L1qu1dN1trog3n/dela.png[/IMG]
Large parts of northern Peruvian lands and Chilean claims have been seceded to Zanzibar.
No more payment is required, just the hard task of moving 21 million people
Declare
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
Zanzibar lays claim to the coast of their middle eastern colony, and their justice and social development programs complete.
Common laws are now in place, and there are divisions for different fields. Schooling is now fully available, the Republic of Zanzibar has become a democracy, and public life is excelling.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5XXYzcp.png[/img]
Declare
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0yT5ski.png[/IMG]
The TRSA continues trying to figure out how to create new technologies without arguing with each other.
TTWERK Development: 80%
The Tonsil Republic Sends a Message the the Strained Strayan Union
[QUOTE]Dear Friends
As much as we would like to act to assist you in the Zanzibar conflict, do know that we are seeking trade with them, and that our military forces are mostly just border guards; our foreign legion if mostly a joke, they've never even seen combat yet!
-Leaderlord Kawasaki[/QUOTE]
A message is sent to Zanzibar
[QUOTE]Dear Zanzibar
Can we settle this peacefully?
-Leaderlord Kawasaki[/QUOTE]
Living Conditions remain good in the Tonsil Republic due to trade.
declare
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cuoe0Tg.png[/IMG]
claims annexations
Declare.
[editline]17th March 2014[/editline]
Another military base is established in the middle of South America.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/35SMkRQ.png[/img]
Zanzibar responds to the Tonsil Republic that they intend to conclude this peacefully.
No-one has declared war yet, calm down people
Wow. Such game
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[QUOTE=LogicGates;44276893]Wow. Such game
http://csgo-stats.com/RoadKill69/graphic.png[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
As tazzie often says, FACK OFF CUNT
I'd like to announce a friendly reminder
"#2 Each round you get a choice: expand land reasonably, build a new city/military/economy place or travel by sea. You can capture capitals but you can't build them."
[editline]18th March 2014[/editline]
people building a economy/city/military while expanding = no no
declare
[editline]19th March 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/rRrCrl.png[/img]
Fixed claim lines
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/tZu7jg.png[/IMG]
declare
[editline]20th March 2014[/editline]
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Bob Roberts is frustrated from the lack of support of the invasion of Madagascar.
[QUOTE]OI CUNTS
WHY DIDNT YA FACKS HELP ME INVADE THESE MAD CUNTS WHEN I FUCKIN ASKED FOR IT
WE'RE MEANT TA BE FUCKIN MATES, MATES, WHAT THE FUCK?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/VnJIo8.png[/IMG]
expansion cause of tobin
declare
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/zMNmSe.png[/img]
The Tasmanian invasion of Madagascar is successful, and the rebellion is crushed.
A greek naval force starts heading to an unidentified location - destination arabia/india/islands near madagscar are only options
declare again
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/HSmHCH.png[/img]
Tazzie expands.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/PHPDor.png[/img]
Political map updated.
Blue = Strayan Union
Red = NICCA
Grey = Neutral
Just mentioning to you guys, I'm gonna update my annexations in one big swoop, so don't freak out when all of Africa just fills green
Declare
[QUOTE=Milkdairy;44315144]Just mentioning to you guys, I'm gonna update my annexations in one big swoop, so don't freak out when all of Africa just fills green
Declare[/QUOTE]
you cant do that, you have to go in small increments
it makes no difference from doing it normally
I will wait the appropriate amount of turns
I'm not going to sit at my computer every waking hour declaring every single time someone posts so I can expand
Unless you want me to, in which case eat me because I will
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
Undeclare
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The Greek Naval Task Force lands in Ceylon and begins setting up a military base inside the proposed zone.
[editline]21st March 2014[/editline]
ceylon/sri lanka
Lambda continues to expand down the Central American coast and is beginning to enter Brazil.
[B]Transport Headcrab Shell Development: 100%![/B]
Headcrabs celebrate all around Lambda! Now when they land, the headcrab shells [B]WON'T[/B] explode! Stations are being constructed to depart and receive Transport Shells.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ubaCZFZ.png[/IMG]
greece congradulates lambda on the achievements!
on other news, kebabs are forcefully immigrated out of greece
declare
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/MrdUok.png[/img]
Tazzie expands.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/uJxsTn.png[/img]
Sorry about the half-assed lines.
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
Tazzie sends out a message to the Greek Empire
[QUOTE]oi cunt
ya fuckin actions are makin us worried that ya gonna try startin some shit, mate.[/QUOTE]
Tasmanian military units on the Australian continent begin mobilizing
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
oh fuck i accidentally skipped the lambda declare, next guy who posts has to put it back in.
declare
The Republic of Francisco is formed on the site on which San Francisco used to stand. Colour = Hot Pink
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SDtQxor.png[/IMG]
We are a group of moral people, and we hope to be at peace with Tonsil and Venoland.
declare
[QUOTE]oi cunt
ya fuckin actions are makin us worried that ya gonna try startin some shit, mate.[/QUOTE]
dont be such an auzzie
we dnt want your lands
you guys have different language and culture, we want greece
it seems that 'auzzie' has been made a derogoratory term by the people of greece and even made its way to the political system
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/KpNBBR.png[/img]
Tazzie expands.
Tazzie sends a message to Francisco
[QUOTE]Oi cunt whats up!
You seem like a fuckin' cool cunt, and I was wonderin if you wanted to be our mates and join the Strayan Union.
Venoland and the Tonsils are a part of it, and we'll set up trade routes with you and help you if you get invaded and shit.[/QUOTE]
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