• Semi-serious game: Start a nation and take over the world!
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlyVHJsxS7s[/media] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/BykGGt.png[/IMG] "Patience is key." A new motto for Greece. "Two members of the Strayan Union, the Barghulids and Tazzie have invaded Greek soil, we will mobilize and defeat them, with or without help from NICCA. We also invite members of the Strayan Union to prevent escalating the war, as only Barghulid and Tazzian' nations have declared war, no repercussions to the Strayan Union will be considered, only to aggressors, with that said, once war has been diplomatically concluded, the governments of Tazzie, and Barghulid will be lawfully prevented to declare war ever again on another nation, unless their nation is invaded." The Greek military mobilizes, Western Greece will act as a naval frontier and supply route to the Americas. The Suez canal will act as the Greeks connection to the Indian Ocean. So far 6,000,000 Greeks are being organized from their Military bases into a strategic military assault on Tazzie and India, with numbers on the rise. Madagascar, Ceylon and the Pakistinian military bases are lost.
Lambda's extensive Military army of Headcrabs get into their Military Headcrab Shells and they are launched towards Tazzie. The Lambda Navy begins to take of on the the west coast of Lambda. In other news, Lambda establishes another Economic center in a attempt to boost the average income per week. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/etf4BfA.png[/IMG]
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declare [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TBm9mrp.png[/img] Tasmanian military units land on Greek soil. Tasmanian military units begin their attack on the Madagascar economic outpost.
that's not Greek soil, that's Zanzibar [editline]22nd March 2014[/editline] and why is there 3 military inst. dude
ok i'm just using it to pass through i'm not declaring war on you zanzibar bby i'll make my military move through [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Hole;44326046]that's not Greek soil, that's Zanzibar [editline]22nd March 2014[/editline] and why is there 3 military inst. dude[/QUOTE] because there were 3 military bases which all sent single military units to the location
[QUOTE=Tobin;44326051]ok i'm just using it to pass through i'm not declaring war on you zanzibar bby i'll make my military move through [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] because there were 3 military bases which all sent single military units to the location[/QUOTE] so you dont mind all my bases in europe sending forces to the warzone
Declare [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] actually fuck it undeclare
A message is released to the nations of the world. [QUOTE]Dear all, In this time of conflict between the Barguilids, Tazzie and greece only one thing seems to remain true. Venoland is very very confused. If this is a defensive war I shall join the rallies of the strayan union to protect our Indian friends If it is agressive then we will not take part in this war. Either way I hope we may continue to trade with zanzibar, they have tasty spices.[/QUOTE]
Nogerbabwe's leader says that it totally isn't defensive, because Tazzie is invading innocent Zanzibar's sanctioned territories in Fake Nogerland. In reality, Tazzie is just run by gits and wants all you other countries to bandwagon w/ him so he doesn't need to send his own soldiers into the fray of a war that should not be happening However, Nogers are not cowards like pussy rear echelon Australians so we declare war on Tazzie and India for invasion of sovereign territory. [B] glurios repooblik[/B]
[QUOTE=L1qu1dN1tr0;44328811]A message is released to the nations of the world.[/QUOTE] The fact that Tazzie and Barghulid Empires invaded territories of the NICCA alliance, this is our defensive war, we were invaded, you should consider wisely if you want to be another aggressor.
Venoland decides to completely stay out of this war. It also wishes to trade with greece so it can have lots of the monies.
greece allows venoland to have lots of the monies
Declare: Francisco have been expanding, and have annexed most of former California. We are also looking to expand inwards towards the Rocky Mountains. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mHmDjQ5.png[/IMG] We are also trying to stay clear of the rising tensions in Madagascar, which we had a vote on which resulted in a landslide no.
[QUOTE=L1qu1dN1tr0;44328811]A message is released to the nations of the world.[/QUOTE] This is a defensive war. Greece put military units in Indian territory, war was declared as an act of defense. As it is a defensive war, all members of the Strayan Union are obligated to participate. [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] Declare
Lambda's launched military headcrab shells landed on the east coast of Tazzie today. They have started to head directly to Tazzie's Capital, Hobart. The Lambda Navy is on route to Tazzie. Australians seem confused seeing headcrabs marching in the streets of Sydney. So far the Headcrabs have done nothing but walked towards Hobart.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/Fqr9MW.png[/img] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/Cnttza.png[/img] Tasmanian military units in the Northern Territory begin moving downwards to deal with the headcrab threat. Tasmanian military units successfully capture the Madagascar economic outpost. Tazzie expands. Tazzie declares war on the Republic of Lambda [QUOTE]YOU FUCKS HAVE DONE IT THIS TIME FUCKIN CUNTS I'LL FUCKIN SMASH YE HEAD IN LIKE A FUCKIN TWIG[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say that too lightly, we have even military forces. Lambda forces arrive at Melbourne, they await there for the Lambda Navy. So far most of the citizens have stayed away from the headcrab camps and the ones that wounder in are usually chased out. So far we have not attacked your citizens or destroyed any property. The Australian Federal Police came to site saying will would need a permit from the Melbourne Council to place up camping tents in the wharves. A few un-armed headcrabs start walking to the Council to do so.
Declare [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/cQdTnP.png[/img] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/IienIY.png[/img] Tasmanian military units begin assaulting the capital of Madagascar with little resistance. Tazzie withdraws the declaration of war and releases a public apology. [QUOTE]sorry mates you crazy cunts aren't allowed in our country, i'm afraid. as you are a member of the nicca, you're obligated to join the war on their side and shit, and that raises problems for us. although we aren't havin' a row right now, we can't let you use this as an opportunity to attack us from the inside. have some free vb, on the house.[/QUOTE] [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/VB-stubbie.jpg[/t]
Venoland wishes for a trade agreement with Lambda.
suggestion land capture rates pixels capturable = ((military bases x population (in the millions) )/ 16) * 100 so 4 mil bases * 1.6 mill / 16 = 0.4 * 100 = 40 pixels could also have an alternate one that includes economy pixels capturable ((military bases x population (in millions)/(military-eco[if mil-eco= 0, return 1]) (to calculate military funding, less eco means less funding, means less invasion) + 0.1 per eco) / 16) * 100 so ((4 mil bases * 1.6/(4-1[if mil-eco<= 0, return 1]) + 0.1 )/16) * 100 = pixels capturable = 13 pixels where as if you had 4 eco to support military, then you could get around = 40 pixels (this is all assuming you round everything down) FORMULAS = non-eco ((m*p)/16) * 100 = P eco ((m*(p/(m-e[ NOTE: if <= 0, = 1])) + 0.1*e)/16)*100 = P where m is military p is population (in millions) e is economy and P is invasion force pixel count yay nay
[b]Declare.[/b] [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] [video=youtube;TzrIhbg4nLo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzrIhbg4nLo[/video] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KCDk07H.png[/img] The denouncement upon Greece and newly fledged invasions of their soil has become quite the discussion among Zanzibar's politicians. A public statement has been released from the President. [quote]Greetings, nations and citizens, It has been internationally recognized that Tazzie has denounced Greece and soon after, invaded their soil in a 'defensive maneuver' in due time of Greece's quick claim of Indian lands. As a highly militaristic nation, and one of the NICCA, we will not stand for such heresy and conflict in our world. As per today, we denounce Tazzie and Barghulid, their nations being aggressors in the political issues of our world. Along with this, we are initializing a national defense readiness condition three. Thank you, President Urwa Nombadesh, Republic of Zanzibar[/quote] The Zanzibarian military begins to mass mobilize, and calls for a NICCA Defense Meeting. Zanzibar has established several hard and weak fronts of their military on their own soil, and their air force readies their pilots and planes to deploy North-East to Greek lands to assist the Greek military. The Zanzibarian Armed Forces prepare to deploy south to push back Tazzie, and transport North-East to assist the Greek military on foot. Border entry is being heavily suppressed, only resources from/to other countries are being permitted to move through, otherwise the only allowed movements are for government purposes.
The Republic of Zanzibar has declared that military spending is being increased to 70%, new research programs are under way and complex tank and infantry weapon systems are beginning production. [b]Military Advancement Program v2[/b] 7%
The Barghulids consolidate their power in the newly occupied territories, then continue moving into Greek claimed Persia. The Soghan announces that he will be willing to give up these territories at the end of the war, and that the acquisition of these territories are militarily focused only. [IMG]http://puu.sh/7Iy1H.png[/IMG]
Declare. [video=youtube;UCvzq0pOuVU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCvzq0pOuVU[/video] [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] The Zanzibarian Air Force begins step 1 of their 3 step Greek Protection Commission procedure. [img]http://i.imgur.com/0AybZXr.png[/img] The Zanzibarian Navy begins step 1 of their 3 step GPC procedure. [img]http://i.imgur.com/2Hw8nNb.png[/img] The Zanzibarian Armed Forces begin mobilizing with the Air Force to deploy on the Greek front, as part of their multi step GPC procedure. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ILjo3fo.png[/img] Once the Zanzibarian Armed Forces arrive, they plan on establishing four assaulting fronts. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zbaSg93.png[/img] --- In other news, Zanzibar expands. [b]Military Advancement Program v2[/b] 12% [img]http://i.imgur.com/zZyKpnw.png[/img]
declare [editline]25th March 2014[/editline] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/6p7BEJ.png[/img] [QUOTE]oi cunt your fuckin' actions have lead to such strain on the political situation that we fuckin' think that you're gonna fuck everything up and destroy the entire world your invasion of india has proven that you will plunge the world into a new dark age. you're a fucking spider that needs to be stomped before you lay eggs[/QUOTE] Tazzie declares war on Zanzibar Tasmanian military lands outside the Arabian military base and begin their plans to attack it. Tazzie sends a message to Venoland [QUOTE]sup cunt our fears of the NICCA continuing with this fuckin' invasion have been answered, and this supposed "short war" is quickly fuckin' escalating into a world war in order to protect the citizens of the strayan union and the entire fuckin' world, we need your help immediately[/QUOTE]
Declare.
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;44341084]suggestion land capture rates pixels capturable = ((military bases x population (in the millions) )/ 16) * 100 so 4 mil bases * 1.6 mill / 16 = 0.4 * 100 = 40 pixels could also have an alternate one that includes economy pixels capturable ((military bases x population (in millions)/(military-eco[if mil-eco= 0, return 1]) (to calculate military funding, less eco means less funding, means less invasion) + 0.1 per eco) / 16) * 100 so ((4 mil bases * 1.6/(4-1[if mil-eco<= 0, return 1]) + 0.1 )/16) * 100 = pixels capturable = 13 pixels where as if you had 4 eco to support military, then you could get around = 40 pixels (this is all assuming you round everything down) FORMULAS = non-eco ((m*p)/16) * 100 = P eco ((m*(p/(m-e[ NOTE: if <= 0, = 1])) + 0.1*e)/16)*100 = P where m is military p is population (in millions) e is economy and P is invasion force pixel count yay nay[/QUOTE] This is way too complex for only a semi-serious game, the way we have it now is far easier, just take the territory faster/longer depending on your military vs their military
[QUOTE=Tobin;44347654]This is way too complex for only a semi-serious game, the way we have it now is far easier, just take the territory faster/longer depending on your military vs their military[/QUOTE] i think the send 3 bases from 3 bases is bullshit stop dat
[img]http://i.imgur.com/u8y6h3q.png[/img] The Air Force and Armed Forces land at their midway island, beginning a small encampment and refueling procedure while annexing the free land. Along with this, the Arabian military detachment deploys several small contingencies of units north to establish defensive fronts, also annexing the paths they take. [quote]Greetings, Tazzie, We advise you not to further expand the issues at hand, and to stand down. Greece is a nation of the NICCA and we will not stand to have their soil raped and taken from them. We [B]will [/B]initialize heavy military action if you are not to withhold your stance. Thank you, Defense Commissioner Aman Elendor, Republic of Zanzibar[/quote] Two bombing planes are guided from the island encampment to land at the Arabian military base. [B]Military Advancement Program v2[/B] 15% Zanzibar releases a statement to the other (non-Tazzie) nations of the Strayan Union. [quote]Greetings, nations of the Strayan Union, As one of the nations of the NICCA, and one currently working to protect the land and interests of Greece, we advise you to stand down and not assist the aggressor, Tazzie, in the current war. It will only cause more suffering and damage to our world, and we wish to conclude this swiftly and quickly. Stand down and please do not mobilize your forces against us. Thank you, Defense Commissioner Aman Elendor, Republic of Zanzibar[/quote]
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