Semi-serious game: Start a nation and take over the world!
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declare
[editline]25th March 2014[/editline]
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The Suez Canal fleet sets sail for Ceylon.
The Gibraltrar Strait Fleet sets sail for Madagascar, both fleets stopping and refuelling along the way.
An economic center is build in Sweden.
declare
[editline]26th March 2014[/editline]
A peace treaty between Tazzie, the Republic of Lambda, Zanzibar and Greece is proposed.
[QUOTE]this fuckin' peace treaty will prove that we arent fuckin shitcunts and we'll give you back your fuckin shit
if this peace treaty is fuckin' accepted, the war is over, no sides will kill or any of that dumb shit and madagascar will be returned to nogerbabwe, the rightful fuckin' owners or some shit
the south american colony will also be returned to zanzibar, pisses me right off but it must be fuckin' done
trade routes can then be fuckin' set up between us again and i can send you vb and shrimp and shit[/QUOTE]
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Supposed world map if the peace treaty is accepted.
Nogerbabwe thinks this is good idea.
What rest of NICCA think?
you will reduce military by half
agreed
Nogerbabwe agrees with Greece on his terms as well
glurios repooblik
Zanzibar agrees on the proposed treaty.
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India continues expanding into their ancestral claims, while also revoking some claims out of courtesy.
declare
[editline]26th March 2014[/editline]
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Color change!
Venoland donates £33000 Venolese pound to help the rebuild of India.
Venoland also donates Ceylon
[QUOTE]India has cultural ties to Ceylon, Is closer to Ceylon and owns the rest of Ceylon. International diplomacy comes before imperialism.[/QUOTE].
The colony is expanded in the Vancouver region.
A new colony is set up in Arabia for two reasons.
A) To generate income off of the luxurious red sea and Suez trade.
B) To be closer to both Zanzibaran Oman and Greek outer Greece for better trading opportunities.
It also wishes to become part of the NICCA.
Declare
[editline]26th March 2014[/editline]
Fixed Zanzibar on the very bottom of South America.
[b]A new city is built![/b]
[b]The Military Advancement Program is nearing completion![/b]
[b]The Zanzibarian military returns to bases from deployment, and the nation returns to defense readiness condition four, expected to soon return to five.[/b]
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[B]Zanzibar sends a message to:[/B]
Greece
Nogerbabwe
Venoland
Lambda Republic
Tonsil Republic
India
Requesting if Zanzibar may build military bases in their territories to train alongside the partnering nation and have an integral military presence if a conflict is to break out once more.
The Lambda Military begins to pull out of Tazzie.
Nogerbabwe will authorize a single base in Madigascar if the deal goes through.
greece claims moon and mars as greek as they launch a colony onto the moon
declare
[editline]27th March 2014[/editline]
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A new city is built to the north of Tazzie.
[QUOTE]oi cunts
it was a good run, but those nicca cunts won, and its high time that this fuckin mateship between us is dissolved[/QUOTE]
The Strayan Union is officially disbanded.
Declare.
[editline]27th March 2014[/editline]
Expansions, and another detachment is sent from the Arabian base to Madagascar to set up a military compound.
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Preparations for a new city have begun.
declare
[editline]27th March 2014[/editline]
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Arabian colony expanded, Vancouvan colony expanded
A message is sent to Zanzibar.
[QUOTE]Dear Zanzibar.
You may train your soldiers inside our country, hopefully our tough terrain will be useful.
Coming back to the 'Venolese lease of Peruvia, Ecuadoria and Chilea." We request to be able to keep the land highlighted in red.
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If not it shall cost £200,000 Venolese pound ($1,872,200 Zanzibaran dollars.) [/QUOTE]
dookclare
[editline]27th March 2014[/editline]
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Lambda expands through the Caribbean. All of the troops stationed in Tazzie have successfully made it back to Lambda. Lambda continues to focus on it's own well-being instead of military force.
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Vukestian awakes, as an response to the border growth of two soon-neighbours nations. They grow their territory to south.
Lambda expands through the Caribbean again.
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[QUOTE]oi cunt
i wanna join ya fuckin alliance mate, will bring some good shit between our fuckin borders, free vb and a barbie with shrimp for all[/QUOTE]
Tazzie requests to join the NICCA.
Declare:
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Francisco has expanded along the western coastline of America, and now we are looking to expand further inland.
In other news: Due to mounting tensions worldwide, we are planning two new military bases, one on the coast and one inland.
[QUOTE=Tobin;44385804]Tazzie requests to join the NICCA.[/QUOTE]
no
Nogerbabwe votes 'fuck no'
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India continues expanding into the Himalayas.
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Declare.
[editline]28th March 2014[/editline]
Annexations in Arabia begin.
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Zanzibar plans for more construction, and their military advancement program v3 completes. Military funding is reduced to 65%.
A message is sent to Venoland.
[quote]Dear nation of Venoland,
We will pay the $1,872,200 tag for the inheritance of your South American lands, along with a spare $1,000,000 stipend for your cooperation in the matter.
We wish to further grow relations between us.
Thank you,
Department of Foreign Affairs,
Republic of Zanzibar[/quote]
$2,872,200 is sent to Venoland, and their lands of South America are inherited by Zanzibar - thusly making the entirety of South America under Zanzibarian rule.
With Tazzie's request to join the NICCA, Zanzibar, alongside Nogerbabwe and Greece, votes no.
Announcement: 84/100 cycles (turns) complete for Africa annexation. NOGER SOON
[B]GLURIOS REPOOBLIK[/B]
declare
[editline]29th March 2014[/editline]
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Following the end of the war, the Tasmanian Dollar has dropped in value so significantly that it is now cheaper to use the money for fuel than to buy firewood.
Civil unrest begins in the north.
Ignoring these problems, the leader of Tazzie builds a new city.
Bob Roberts releases a message to the entire world.
[QUOTE]oi cunts
i am stepping down as the fuckin' leader of this country, and a new bloke is fuckin' coming in to take my fuckin' place
his name is george georgeson, and he's gonna change some fuckin things around here[/QUOTE]
The new leader of Tazzie will step up to the mantle next turn.
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Colonial Expansion!
Venoland thanks Zanzibar for the money.
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