Semi-serious game: Start a nation and take over the world!
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glurios steamrolling continues
mardigrascar regained for NICCA
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glruriose empir
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Next turn, glurios empir will arrive at Japan for invasen
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declare
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glruios empir
declare
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declare
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glurios empir
Zanzibar soldiers can hear distant gunshots and tank fire in from the Black Mesa base. They think that some sort of mutiny is going on and decided to leave them be for the mean time. But it turns out that time isn't very long. A Lambda get flies over the Zanzibar soldiers, heading for the Black Mesa facility, it looks like it's carrying a nuke. A nuke! Zanzibar retreats in the fear of being nuked, but the plane doesn't drop the bomb on them, it drops it on the Black Mesa facility.
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I have a feeling that you're gonna bring the Combine into this
Declare:
Franciscan land is expanding by the day as annexed areas become more fearful over an invasion. The main bulk of land is expected to join Francisco in 5 declares time.
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However, something very grave happened in San Francisco this morning. President Matthew Christopher Rickers has been assassinated while he made a speech. A sniper shot him twice in the chest and once in the head as he slumped back onto the wall. The sniper, now captured, is a anti-war protester who figured the only way to stop the war was to kill him. Peace movements are getting strong in the main cities. People want to feel safe, not under constant threat over nuclear war. Vice-President Dave Johnson has called for an immediate re-election, with these three main candidates:
[QUOTE][B]JAMES CRATER[/B]
Leader of the 'Capitalist' Party, who strongly believe in peace and alliances.
[B]DAVE JOHNSON[/B]
Current acting leader, now in charge of the 'Democrats' Party, who are on more of a middle ground on war and peace.
[B]SHELL BOTHART[/B]
Leader of the 'FIP' Party, who are very 'trigger happy' and anti-anyone-who-isn't-franciscan.[/QUOTE]
declare
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The Greek military swiftly capture most of Italy, while forces in Spain gain coastal land.
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The Nogir Empire offers to undeclare war on Francisco if they will fuck off and stop fighting Zanzibar
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glurios empir
declare
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declare
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glurios empir (1 turn to total mainland victory)
Zanzibar pledges to undeclare war on Francisco if they amend peace with Zanzibar and the NICCA council.
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declare.
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With the last part of India being taken, the rest of the political occupation becomes part of Zanzibar.
Suddenly at the site of Nuked Mesa a giant portal appears, with it comes a large army of Xenian Ships. They Claim Black Mesa and it's surroundings are there own territory. Today Lambda has been Official Dissolved, with only ghost towns remaining. Today we welcome the new aliens, the Xen Alliance. Consisting of intelligent Bullsquids, Vortigaunts, Headcrabs & Houndeyes Form this incredible country. Glory to the boarder world! Today, they released this statement translated into English by the Vortigaunts at the International Affairs department of the Alliance.
[QUOTE]Today, we have come from our home plant in the board world called Xen. We come here in reports of distress from our Headcrab Colony. What you have done to this country, this continent, this world, is just un-belieavable. The human race has proven themselves to be primitive. We will now begin to Conquer, Contain and Control this plant back of track.[/QUOTE]
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The Xen Alliance begins launching the ships and deploying them to all nearby nations to destroy and kill everyone who is there. Their country has some sort of shield coming from the portal they transported in. This is currently protecting them from inbound missiles, but for how long is UN-known. Large patrols consisting of Vortigaunts and Bullsquids travel across the countries boarders.
mfw you don't even spell things right
mfw all that broken half life canon
declare
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As several alien ships come within range of Greek shores, Poseidon sends waves reaching hundreds of feet high, as Zeus sends lightning storms down striking down the invading aliens.
Greeks continue spreading and annihilating any resistance in former territories.
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[B]
1/6 turns surpassed.[/B]
Declare:
It was a landslide. The peaceful Capitalist party has won the third Franciscan Elections, with James Crater now President and Mitch Kowalski remaining as the Secretary General (official name the leader of the army). Crater has made a large public speech on the Embarcadero. This is what he said:
[QUOTE][B]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN[/B]
Today is an important day in Franciscan history. The Capitalist party has won the election, and by a considerable margin. It is obvious what men and women of Francisco really want. Peace. Not war. We are not a green love everyone party - that is the Green Environmentalist Party's job, but we clearly saw that our economy, though strong, could not handle a full scale nuclear war, like what has begun in Zanzibar. We only had four nukes, for f*cks sake, and they were all spent in the first attack. We can not handle Zanzibar's powerful army, the biggest in the world, and even though their capital was blown up, they stayed as strong as ever. They have one of the most patriotic populations in history, and their morale is something to admire. For this reason, we have pulled out of an unbeatable war. We are making peace to both Zanzibar and Norgerbwabe, and with Lambda gone, our reason for going to war in the first place has disappeared.
Matt Rickers was our first president. He was a great president. He helped save Tazzie in the Tasmanian War, but this time he had bitten off more than he could chew. A peaceful Zanzibarian-Franciscan killed him to make us realise what we were doing. We should thank him. Rickers was putting our country towards destruction, and completely underestimated Zanzibar's power. Our Secretary General, Kowalski, has remained the same, but he has pledged to do what is right for our country, and we could not ignore his excellence as a leader.
We are beginning to grow Francisco now, just as it was before the war. Our annexed land is willingly joining our nation, and we are getting stronger as a nation. We will recover from the terrible events of the last 3 months, and we will continue to grow years into the future. Thank you very much for listening. Goodnight.
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And there are rumours that Norgerbwabe land is now beginning to come out of the floods that covered most of it, and soon it is believed that Africa will be a continent once again. Also, I have a new name for Zanizbar (as it is so large), THE SOUTHERN EQUATORIAL STATE OF ZANZIBAR (S.E.S of Zanzibar).
Off Topic: Is that purple country near my borders still playing???????? It would be nice to have his land, even if it means some else has to destroy him.
Declare
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With all of Venoland's mainland assets acquired, glurios noger lays claim to all of mainland Venoland
glurios empir
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complet anerx will finis in 15 turns cuz capturd everyting
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nogir empir reserves the right to nuke any uninvited guests arriving on the African post-continent archipelago
including North Africa and the horn of Africa
Zanzibar's super intense WMD debunking radio waves coincidentally begin to shut down the systems of the canon-breaking Xenian ships. Along with this, they simply just begin to start lobbing nukes and standard air raids over the alien territory
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[B]2/6 turns surpassed.[/B]
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The radio waves have successfully shut down the super portal for now. Advance Anti-Aircraft Bio-Weapons are being developed and studies are being conducted of local teleportation. Military bases now only have a limited amount of troops and ships left. They continue to deploy these to Zanzibar to destroy there military. On a side note, could you actually put a limit to the ICBMs & nukes you have? I mean you have shot out around 12 nukes already.
I think Datzy is a bit like modern-day Russia, with an enormous stockpile of nukes (Russia have 4,000 at least).
I'm bigger than every other country on the map, yo. With gauss rifles and laser technology you'd think I'd have more than 12 nukes.
Zanzibar conquer
On the contrary I'm making 1 warhead every turn
Some statistics:
[QUOTE]It is estimated that, since 1945, the United States produced more than 70,000 nuclear warheads, which is more than all other nuclear weapon states combined. The Soviet Union/Russia has built approximately 55,000 nuclear warheads since 1949, France built 1110 warheads since 1960, the United Kingdom built 835 warheads since 1952, China built about 600 warheads since 1964, and other nuclear powers built less than 500 warheads all together since they developed their first nuclear weapons.[SUP][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_and_the_United_States#cite_note-9"][8][/URL][/SUP][/QUOTE]
it's not really a big deal that a country like him fired 12 nukes
most countries have fired more than that on a regular basis in tests.
(and this is a semi-serious game)
if the US had not "deactivated" much of its stockpile due to peace pressures and all that it would to this day posess the capability of destroying all of human civilization in a matter of hours
More portal storms seem to be sprouting randomly around the globe, although nothing coming from it.
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[B]4/6 turns surpassed.[/B]
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[b]CHAPTER ONE: THE SEVEN HOUR WHAT?[/b]
[i]Fwoom. Fwoom. Fwoom.[/i]
The portal storms sprouting up around the globe seem not to have fallen short of the grasp of the interdimensional empire known as the Combine. They, taking their watchful eye over the Vortigaunts in a game of thrones and hunt, have decided to move a large force of Advisors, ships, and various synthetic beings into the invasion of Earth. Quickly and swiftly their armies have taken charge of the three largest nations - Zanzibar, Greece, and Nogir. Citadels are sprouted in the largest metropolitan centres of these nations, one in each. The three nation leaders have become the Interim Administrators for the human populace, while ultimately remaining under complete Universal Union rule. (Now controlled by Hole, Milkdairy, and Datzy). With haste, and the technology and massive armies available, the Combine begins to conscript and create the [B]NOGIR INTERNATIONAL COMBINE CONGRESSIONAL COUNCIL OF ALLIES OVERWATCH[/B], which is construed by their police force - the [B]METROPOLITAN POLICE FORCE[/B] or so eloquently known as [b]CIVIL PROTECTION[/b] to the civil populace, along with the army, the [b]OVERWATCH TRANSHUMAN ARM[/B] which uses the Zanzibarian gauss weaponry, along with new pulse-based developments.
The V952 Overwatch Standard-Issued Pulse Rifle
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The V950 Overwatch Standard-Issued Gauss Rifle
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The V952 Overwatch Sniper Rifle
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Quickly, the three nations merge, and more of the massive Combine army is sprouting up in different parts of the world. All of mainland Venoland has been conquered with what once was Nogir already having the claim and conquer of their political centres.
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[b]CHAPTER TWO: INDOCTRINATION[/b]
[i]"Greetings, citizens."[/i]
Civil centres light up with massive holoscreens, plastered with the new political mascot of their lives. City Administrators and the three Interim Administrators flood the world with assuring speeches, bringing them under a new light of life. What once was their home has been completely raped from them, and they are being assigned into massive centres - abolishing small rural ones to be under the conquer of the Nogir International Combine Congressional Council of Allies. Generally as working camps, or merely for the resources to be sucked away. Cities are being numbered rather than named, and so are citizens.
Lives have been changed, but it is said that this is for the better! For the better, of course.
Of course?
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[b]CHAPTER THREE: EXTERMINATION AND ENSLAVEMENT[/b]
[i]Sword. Isolate. Enumerate. Employ.[/i]
The synthetic army comes to life, now demolishing 'Xenian' ships, and tracking down those of the Vortigaunts in what seems to now be their temporary home: Black Mesa. The Xenian Alliance is soon to be debunked and under Combine control, but for now it's a battle of who has the bigger forces. With Vortigaunts having needed to run from enslavement from the Combine for centuries, it's clear who has the upper hand.
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[b]CHAPTER FOUR: WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD[/b]
[i]SURRENDER.[/i]
With the new and much more advanced force on the face of the Earth, other nations are being urged to surrender or face a hasty war and complete conquer from the Combine empire.
Nothing can stop them at this point. Their portals are open.
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Along all coasts, the portal storms shred the world. And out of the portal storm in Venoland and Tonsil come their worst nightmare realized. The Transnoger soldiers flood ninja cities and bases with their stockless pulse rifles and blitz tactics, overwhelming enemy forces from every side. Transnogers are aided by heavy suppression devices and striders, with hunter squads patrolling to kill stragglers.
[B]
No offenses forgotten.
No offenses forgiven.
No survivors.
glurios union[/B]
I am confused. Are you now at war with me again? I thought you stopped trying to kill me after my 'leader' was asassinated.
No. Fransisco shall be spared.
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