Despite problems with the prison system and capital punishment, I think it's a really great thing last meal requests are granted.
[QUOTE=Aegis°;37487888]Despite problems with the prison system and capital punishment, I think it's a really great thing last meal requests are granted.[/QUOTE]
Why? Did the victims get a last request?
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;37487988]Why? Did the victims get a last request?[/QUOTE]
No, but since we still have capital punishment, we can at least make it a little bit less brutal.
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;37487988]Why? Did the victims get a last request?[/QUOTE]
Yea, the crimes they did are probably heinous to get them there, but it's just a little snippet that just helps humanizes them a little before they bite the dust. Whether they deserve it or not, it's a little mercy.
[QUOTE=Aegis°;37488126]Yea, the crimes they did are probably heinous to get them there, but it's just a little snippet that just helps humanizes them a little before they bite the dust. Whether they deserve it or not, it's a little mercy.[/QUOTE]
Ethically, it's probably the right thing to do. I guess I'm just too harsh when it comes to certain groups.
[editline]1st September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=supersnail11;37488118]No, but since we still have capital punishment, we can at least make it a little bit less brutal.[/QUOTE]
A quick death (normally what the prisoners get) is not brutal.
"What will your last meal be"
"Enough booze to get me really...REALLY...[B]REALLY...[/B]...[I]really[/I] drunk."
"Ok, you will receive it three weeks prior to your executi-"
"Nope, I want it on the day. You can kill me as soon as I pass out."
[I]Because i'm smart.[/I]
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;37487988]Why? Did the victims get a last request?[/QUOTE]
There are a lot of innocent people who have been executed as well as guilty ones. Whether or not they are convicted, one can never be truly 100% certain that they are guilty. There are so many bullshit loopholes in our legal system, the least they can do is offer a last meal.
There was this one convicted murderer, his final request was to see one last sunset and sunrise.
That's something I would want. Every time I work night shift, I watch the sunrise. It's stupid because in a world wrapped up in technology, you need to appreciate the simple things like a sunrise and sunset. I never miss it when I work night shift.
Anyway, my last meal would probably be a plain McDonald's double cheeseburger with bacon, and some slightly over-done slightly salted fries. Simple, but fuck is it good.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;37488477]"What will your last meal be"
"Enough booze to get me really...REALLY...[B]REALLY...[/B]...[I]really[/I] drunk."
"Ok, you will receive it three weeks prior to your executi-"
"Nope, I want it on the day. You can kill me as soon as I pass out."
[I]Because i'm smart.[/I][/QUOTE]
You know they can legally draw dicks on your forehead and otherwise desecrate your corpse?
My last meal would be simple: A "western" burger (Beef, Cheese, Bacon, Onion Rings, Barbecue Sauce) and those seasoned fries, with some extra barbecue sauce. I'd also ask to rewatch some of my favorite shows.
I'd ask for some Ecstacy, a McDouble, Junior Chicken, and a hug.
Snip late
some of these niggas
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some of [I]these[/I] niggas
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some of [I]this[/I] nigga
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And I can die.
[QUOTE=FreeHat;37475687]Wasn't aware you could execute retarded folk.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;37476051]He was the last mentally retarded person to be executed.[/QUOTE]
Well... :v:
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector]"After killing a man in a nightclub, he later first agreed to turn himself in, but instead shot in the back the police officer who negotiated his surrender. He then shot himself in the head in an apparent suicide attempt. The attempt effectively resulted in a lobotomy."[/url]
For my last meal I'd have a Caesar wrap, 2L of sarsaparilla and to watch 'The Green Mile'.
Maybe a strawberry Chuppa Chup as well. Them fuckers are tasty.
My last meal:
A pie with 13 layers, and then Id ask my inmates to make the people that carry it trip, so they drop it and have to make it again.
And then do the same thing again.
When they finally get to me, I wouldn't eat it.
Rewatch the Rush Hour trilogy, hands down
And also "Who am I" from Jackie Chan
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37492920]My last meal:
A pie with 13 layers, and then Id ask my inmates to make the people that carry it trip, so they drop it and have to make it again.
And then do the same thing again.
When they finally get to me, I wouldn't eat it.[/QUOTE]
Some guy did something similar, and the result was the end of the last meal tradition.
Thus making him, and by extension, you, the most evil person in the world.
A nice, slow-roasted chicken, with 2 small loaves of French bread, with hot creamed gravy on the side.
I'd also demand that the table be covered with table cloth, and that the same meal be served to 8 other guards who would join me at my meal, with classical music playing. Of course, they'd wear 19th Century French Officer uniforms, while I adorn the merry clothes of Napoleon Bonaparte.
After the meal, we'd have a spot of wonderful French wine, and a small and delicate pastry. I would salute the men and wish them a fond fair well, and request that I be executed by firing squad.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;37494095]Some guy did something similar, and the result was the end of the last meal tradition.
Thus making him, and by extension, you, the most evil person in the world.[/QUOTE]
Good thing Im not in jail.
My real last meal would be one of those taco's with the dorito's shell.
Looks tasty man.
The severed penises of every prisoner who raped me.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37492920]My last meal:
A pie with 13 layers, and [B]then Id ask my inmates to make the people that carry it trip, so they drop it and have to make it again.[/B]
And then do the same thing again.
When they finally get to me, I wouldn't eat it.[/QUOTE]
why do people think death row is like a daycare?
[QUOTE=Desert Rat;37492810]Well... :v:
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector]"After killing a man in a nightclub, he later first agreed to turn himself in, but instead shot in the back the police officer who negotiated his surrender. He then shot himself in the head in an apparent suicide attempt. The attempt effectively resulted in a lobotomy."[/url][/QUOTE]
This changes my perspective of this man completely.
The extended cut of Con Air with a lot of alcohol, a Dominos pizza and a lot of Chilli Heatwave+Cool Original Doritos.
You'll also notice, some people say some nice things to their executioner
Ronald Ryan was the last person to be executed in Australia
At the gallows, before his drop, he turned to his hangman and said
"God bless you, please make it quick."
A lot of prisoners show a lot of remorse before there last second :(
I'd order a big meal and hand it over to the executioner.
God knows his life is hard.
Demand that all the guards watch iJustine's Portal 2 LP.
Hopefully they'd be so disappointed in humanity that they'd let me go.
I think i'd want something that reminds me of childhood or being with friends.
I used to always get a chicken parmesan calzone with season fries
And of course a vanilla coke to wash it all down ;)
A bucket of pufferfish. Hopefully at least one of them would be incorrectly cooked and I'd die.
I would ask for some cookies and milk. Homemade ofcourse.
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;37492309]and a hug.[/QUOTE] Many times over, this. :[
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