I'd ask for 40 mcdonalds double cheeseburgers and a gallon of coca cola
mmmmmmmmmmm so tasty I'd forget I was going to die
I'd have three of the Guards play Left 4 Dead with me
Also, gallons of Dr.Pepper. Recognizing me as one of the Chosen, they'd surly let me go
[quote=Wikipedia]In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal then did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last meal request consisted of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon and sausage); one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers (normally non-alcoholic). The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire ((D) Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate". The tradition of customized last meals is thought to date back at least 87 years in Texas.[/quote]
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soz if late
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[QUOTE=Novangel;37476121]It's easy to forget these are criminals who did despicable acts, the meagre food by some of them are really striking :([/QUOTE]
Well not all of them were just awful people but victims of circumstance. I watched a documentary of John Wayne Gacy and you really do pity these people, one of the last things he said in the interview was "I'm not a homosexual I'm bisexual, make sure people know this" or something along those lines. Very depressing to see that's all he cared about.
I would probably say a Sugar shack Sugar burger (burger shack in western SD), A whopper jr to remember my grandpa by, a bottle of peppermint shnapps, and the last few seasons of my favorite show that I missed.
I would probably have my favorite home cooked meal, just spaghetti with garlic butter as a sauce, and a glass of krusha milkshake, to remind me of when I was little
KFC, i would spend my last mean rubbing that greasy chicken skin all over my naked ginger haired body.
I'd ask for a big dish of chicken and to watch the Green Mile.
I would ask for sushi and a watching of the Big Lebowski
[QUOTE=Birdman101;37738475]I would probably say a Sugar shack Sugar burger (burger shack in western SD), A whopper jr to remember my grandpa by, a bottle of peppermint shnapps, and the last few seasons of my favorite show that I missed.[/QUOTE]
Where in SD is it? I'll visit it next time I'm out west-river.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;37748125]Where in SD is it? I'll visit it next time I'm out west-river.[/QUOTE]
Black Hills. 15 or so miles outside of rapid city on that main highway into the hills, 385 I think.
Wait.
Oh cool we both live in SF.
I'd share a final meal with my family consisting of Wendy's Baconators, McDonalds French fries, everyone gets a frosty. And I get an ice cold 20 oz Orange & Cream soda.
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Oh, and to listen to Nickelback on full blast :v:
SNIP unrelated to thread
I know this would never happen but a massive 3-day food festival.
One day would be a formal italian dinner. Garlic cheesebread actually fuck you I don't care if it's italian I just want that, spaghetti, lasagna, italian soups, things like that. I'd invite the guards to eat for all three days.
Another day would be massive amounts of fresh sushi, with freshly made wasabi and ginger.
And another day would be boardwalk foods - cheesefries, chicken fingers, burgers, hotdogs, to remind me of my entire life (I live five minutes from Seaside, NJ)
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Oh and I'd be high off my ass all three days
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Like, the room would have a fog machine blowing weed into the air the entire time
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[QUOTE=Zerokateo;37748294]Oh, and to listen to Nickelback on full blast :v:[/QUOTE]
Good idea, the prison would break out into a full blown riot before the stone walls crumbled and everyone escapes!
surprised noone has said a porn dvd and some vodka
[QUOTE=ragawaga;37748496]surprised noone has said a porn dvd and some vodka[/QUOTE]
Jack off and use the vodka as lube.
I wonder if they do allow somebody to get drunk and kill them while they're asleep.
From what I'd read a guy asked for some Jack Daniels but it was contraband. Still gave it to him though.
If I had to go out I'd ask for spaghetti and stuff it all down my pants.
So that way at least I can die as I lived.
IIRC you can ask for your execution, but it has to be from a set of executions. I'd pick firing squad, it's the most humane.
Dress me up in a superman outfit without a parachute and drop me from a plane over New York City. That way I get to finally skydive, and I don't have to worry about anxiety or anything after.
Bonus points of I land somewhere in Times Square.
Even more points if I land on a schoolbus.
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My execution of choice
I'd ask for a tin of spinach so I could grow massive biceps and smash my way out of my cell
Crab cakes. Lots and [B]LOTS[/B] of crab cakes.
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Mmmm....
Oh yeah and rice too. White rice not the yucky brown kind.
my last meal would be a bullet, served hot
[QUOTE=Captain_Crazy;37754232]my last meal would be a bullet, served hot[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NxUm5xbgfI[/media]
Swedish meatballs and orange soda for my last meal. Possibly with peanut MnMs or flips chocolate pretzels as well.
i'm not sure why but reading this made me really sad
i wouldnt be able to eat anything knowing i was going to die
i dont think i'd be able to do anything really, i would be a fucking wreck, bawling til the end
capital punishment is an awful thing
ask for an absurdly specific meal and plot my escape when theyre cooking it
[QUOTE=ajrhug;37755543]ask for an absurdly specific meal and plot my escape when theyre cooking it[/QUOTE]
"The flesh of a baby cow born 1 hour ago in Texas, turned into a medium rare burger served with 10 year old ketchup, the oldest Coke bottle known to man, a hotdog that's been sitting in a pool for a couple days, and a rocket launcher loaded to the brim with garlic mashed potatoes and a single rocket."
this made me so sad
I'd have my meal with my executioner, they get a meal of their choice.
I think it'd be neat to get to know the person who kills you, discussing everything and opinions and shit before you die.
Huh, that's a neat movie idea. Fund it.
Honey walnut prawns, steamed white rice, and a glass of ice water, because I never developed a taste for Chinese tea.
Maybe also an In N Out 4x4 with just grilled onions and ketchup, Animal Fries, and a 12 pack of Jones Soda, preferably in green apple or blueberry lemonade flavor.
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