• How my sister got me hooked on JB
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Wow you just found out you like a different genre of music from what "society" expects you to like. Have some Independence fuck, who cares.
I masturbate to justin bieber :flashfap:
[QUOTE=BeardedSponge;26481927]Am I the only one who though by JB he meant either Jack Black, or Jack Daniel's?[/QUOTE] Jack Daniels? :doh:
There is nothingworng with Justin Beiber, he is a lucky and talented singer who got to fame through a lot of hard work and decent parents. I respect him for what he is, a decent singer and a funny person. So he doesn't know certain things but at least he makes people happy and he is enjoying himdelf.
[QUOTE=hypern;26482043]There is nothingworng with Justin Beiber, he is a lucky and talented singer who got to fame through a lot of hard work and decent parents. I respect him for what he is, a decent singer and a funny person. So he doesn't know certain things but at least he makes people happy and he is enjoying himdelf.[/QUOTE] Dude you're stupid. He works for disney he isn't lucky, he isn't talented, he doesn't work hard at all. Fuck people like you. Ruin this world. Edit: My mistake this world is already ruined :smithicide:
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26477044]So today I was jamming in the car listening to some classic rock when my mom called me to pick up my sister. My sister being the 10 year old female JB fan she is decided it'd be a good idea to take my iPod out so I couldn't listen to my jams. She hid it behind my own seat which I couldn't get while I was driving. She popped in her own iPod and cranked up Justin Bieber. I protested for many miles, but at around the last 5 miles, I listened deeply into the lyrics of the song... and it kind of touched me in a place I've never been touched before. I drove home and dropped my sister off. Now I can't stop listening to Justin Bieber! [B]HELP FACEPUNCH![/B][/QUOTE] T-T-T-T-Trollin'. Those meaningful lyrics he uses like [Quote=Googling the lyrics(I'm not a bender...)] For you, I would have done whatever And I just can't believe, we ain't together And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring And im in pieces, Baby fix me And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream [/Quote] If you legitimately think there is a deep set message in there suicide is your only option.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;26482068]Dude you're stupid. He works for disney he isn't lucky, he isn't talented, he doesn't work hard at all. Fuck people like you. Ruin this world. Edit: My mistake this world is already ruined :smithicide:[/QUOTE] He's just going off M TV or what ever crappy hipster TV show he watches.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;26482025]Jack Daniels? :doh:[/QUOTE] Hey man, Jack Daniels is good
I thought you meant jailbait
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;26482025]Jack Daniels? :doh:[/QUOTE] Hey! Whats with the hating on the beverage made for man?
Haha
Theres only one real cure for this. step one: buy a ceiling fan. step two: buy a 12" footstool. step three: buy a noose step four: stand on footstool step five: tie one end of noose around the ceiling fan, then the other end around your neck. step six: kick the footstool.
Why didn't you just take her iPod the fuck out
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;26477089]Thought you where talking about Jailbait from that title.[/QUOTE] Hahah me too! All of the agrees means that a lot of people know what jailbait is well enough to have looked it up XD Hey nothing wrong at looking at naked people your age.
Solution: Listen to Primus like a real man.
Troll or Idiot, cant decide..
I tought that your sister got you hooked on Jailbait.
Yeah, I thought you meant your sister got you hooked on jailbait. I'm not sure if what actually happened is better or worse.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26477044]So today I was jamming in the car listening to some classic rock when my mom called me to pick up my sister. My sister being the 10 year old female JB fan she is decided it'd be a good idea to take my iPod out so I couldn't listen to my jams. She hid it behind my own seat which I couldn't get while I was driving. She popped in her own iPod and cranked up Justin Bieber. I protested for many miles, but at around the last 5 miles, I listened deeply into the lyrics of the song... and it kind of touched me in a place I've never been touched before. I drove home and dropped my sister off. Now I can't stop listening to Justin Bieber! [B]HELP FACEPUNCH![/B][/QUOTE] ~do you have any money i want to spend all your money at the gay bar gay bar gay bar~
So you like Justin Bieber, big deal.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;26477988][img_thumb]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/avatar.png[/img_thumb] Smug bastard.[/QUOTE] Hasn't Bieber always been a Smug bastard? Also, OP try to find your sisters Ipod in secret and delete every single Justin Bieber song there is.
Get your MP3 Start listening to your normal music. It works for me.
Anyone else read the thread title and think "Jailbait" instead of "Justin Bieber?"
kill your sister while you still can. Oh, and get brainwashed to loving rock again
[QUOTE=Raneman;26485852]Anyone else read the thread title and think "Jailbait" instead of "Justin Bieber?"[/QUOTE] Read the thread for fucks sake
When I first read the title I thought this was about the whiskey brand. I was wrong.
Justin Bieber is a 50 year old man. It was proven.
Please hand in your testicles, you are no longer a man.
A guy who likes JB,eh? [img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/25yuswsw28295.gif[/img]
You should have threw her out of the car when she started playing it.
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