I've had plenty of incidents of pets peeing, vomiting, or pooping on the floor. Vomiting doesn't happen to mine very often, and they have accidents if they can't get outside (we have a doggy door). I only get angry at them when they shit or piss on the floor when there's nothing stopping them from going outside.
My best friend had dachshund that would constantly hump anything he could reach. You couldn't sit down without him rubbing his little dick all over your arms.
My dog Boots killed my first cockatiel. The bird was gray like the pigeons and mourning doves outdoors. He chased those and very rarely caught them, but the cockatiel couldn't fly. It knew how to open its cage and must have ended up on the floor. By the time we found it, most of the bird's feathers were gone and it was dead. I couldn't really be angry with Boots, either. It was just another bird to him, and he was doing what came naturally.
My mom's chihuahua ate poop constantly.
One of the neighborhood cats got hit by a car. She had some head trauma and was having trouble walking and climbing. My current dog was barking, and I found the cat when I went to get see. She tried to climb the fence and couldn't. I grabbed a towel and picked her up. She'd pooped all over herself and wasn't usually friendly. She actually let me hold her without a fight. I called the animal rescue and they came to pick her up. They probably put her to sleep, since even if she could be treated, she'd go back to her old self as soon as she felt better.
She was pregnant, but I couldn't feel her kittens moving. She probably lost them from the trauma.
I saw a cat that stood on the edge of its litterbox to shit and it sprayed the wall behind instead. I guess it had diarrhea :geno:
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;24961476]One day super-fat cat was sitting across the room from me, and I hear this "putput" noise. I look over at him, and he's half asleep. A minute later, I smell the most horrendous thing that I have ever smelled that has come out of a live animal.
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i haven't laughed this much in ages.
that's what you get with fat cats, my own's breath smells worse than whale-puke.
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[QUOTE=Bladerunner1;24973896]Once late at night, I heard a cat crying, then in the morning we found it, dead, with half its fur wet... then we saw the 8 foot carpet python that attempted to eat it and gave up halfway.[/QUOTE]
holy fuck, tell me it's your python, that'd be the most horrifying experience.
"whats this cat doing here, eww it's wet and OH MY FUCKING GOD A FUCKING PYTHON"
I remember once giving one of our cats a bit of whipped cream to eat of a spoon, later on that night I woke up to smelling something awful and the poor cat had diarrhea on my bed. Another time one of our cats had jumped up on the arm of the couching, right abover where I was lying and he farted right by my head. Was one of the most stinkest farts ever.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24953776]There was a raccoon last night that came to eat my cat food on the porch, it was like twice the size of the cat, and it had 3 baby raccoons with it, wanted to kill the little shits.[/QUOTE]
your cat food? you eat cat food?
I watched my cat once when she went to her litter box. So, she starts digging, as always, and tries to sit down. Only thing is that she completely missed her digging spot. More so, she missed the whole fucking box, and took a good dump right on the floor.
The she filled the hole up again and left. Guess who had to clean her shit.
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