[QUOTE=Keegs;17912639]You're over-reacting. A lot*[/QUOTE]
Fix'd. Damn, that was bugging me. Are you [b]sure[/b] you know anything about grammar...
He sounds a lot like me...
:ohdear:
I've seen guys do all sorts of things while pretending to be gay, some ust take the joke further than others. I kind of think if they were really gay then they wouldn't be hitting on their straight friends seriously. That's as stupid as me trying to chat up a gay man.
Hey its better than how our quarterback at my school "pretends to be gay" by licking people's balls in the locker room.
Facepunch, just Facepunch him. Facepunch FTW.
I read the title as "My Friend 'Pretends' to be gay like me"
teach him a lesson he'll never forget
suck his dick.
then tell him your straight
[QUOTE=Keegs;17912639]Your over reacting. Alot[/QUOTE]
How many more you want?
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Get him into an emotional state and find out if the dude is homo.
Get a girlfreind.
[QUOTE=AirbusA340;17915569]Get a girlfreind.[/QUOTE]
He knows his shit, he's an Airbus A340 after all.
Chicks dig planes.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17912632]If it bothers you that much you can either:
[b]A) Confront him about it like an adult[/b]
or
[b]B) Tell him to fuck off[/b][/QUOTE]
Either option works out most of the time, but if he's trolling/harassing you might have to take another option, I usually just try
[B]C) He'll stop if he isn't having fun doing it, or sees it doesn't work on you[/B] (Like, if he calls you gay, agree that you are happy)
But he probably doesn't know what trolling is, albeit it could just be his ADD.
[B]EDIT:[/B]
Fully read OP, he probably could be gay and like you, whatever you do, don't smack his ass or do anything that could set him off.
Why do you think he pretends it?
Show him how small your penis is
:smug:
Gayest thread in recent history.
[QUOTE=Reaver1991;17912636]I think you should give being gay a shot and let him stick it in your pooper.[/QUOTE]
Or the other way around.
Just close UR eyes and let him suck UR dick.
If UR thinkin' about a girl its not gay.
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EDIT: This is a joke don't ban me for being an idiot.
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[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;17914276]He sounds a lot like me...
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]We know, your avatar is a furry demoman ffs
Hug him from behind, and kiss his cheek and whisper something in his ear. If he really pretends, he will probably stop. Or else he really is gay.
Now you can get laid!
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;17917765]Hug him from behind, and kiss his cheek and whisper something in his ear. If he really pretends, he will probably stop. Or else he really is gay.[/QUOTE]
This would be a win-win situation if the OP were gay.
Maybe he is just a good friend, i have a friend like that, hes not gay but his like my brother.
Touch him with your rape hand. In the groin
[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;17912991]Somehow I find that incredibly hard to happen. Facepunch and all.[/QUOTE]
No, thats just you...
Learn his true feelings.... Somehow...
If he is and you arent, just tell him that you dont go that way. If he isnt, just tell him to quit the strange acts.
obviously if you're that uncomfortable tell him to stop and if he doesn't you could tell an adult
or be a man and kick the shit out of him
take him to a strip bar and be like '' i sure do like those soft titties, and the pussy to, it's my favorite part ''
then he may realise that you're not gay, and if that wont work take him to church :D
[QUOTE=kootee;17921071]take him to a strip bar and be like '' i sure do like those soft titties, and the pussy to, it's my favorite part ''
then he may realise that you're not gay, and if that wont work take him to church :D[/QUOTE]
yea, if tits don't work, brainwash him.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17921143]yea, if tits don't work, brainwash him.[/QUOTE]
[I]With a .357..[/I]
But seriously he is probably just taking the joke to far.
next time bring a cross and a vile of holy water, if he moves on yah again start flicking holy water at him and yelling prayers, it wont do anything but embarass him worse than he did you
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