my friends actually do shit like this too, although not recently cause someone finally called him gay at school and this guy is actually a homophobe (ironic i know)
It's called Bromance get used to it.
Throw this to us over in gaypunch, a lot of us don't leave there, we can help the best.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17912632]If it bothers you that much you can either:
[b]A) Confront him about it like an adult[/b]
or
[b]B) Tell him to fuck off[/b][/QUOTE]
A and B are the same.
Grab his dick really really hard. and then tell him you are not gay
two men goto a fondue resteraunt together
[QUOTE=tankkiller;17912627]Tell him to join the army.[/QUOTE]
They would just put him in the "Rainbow Company"
It's basically a company or squad for gay people. They aren't allowed to discriminate (so it isn't actually called the "Rainbow Company") but this is the way
it is at some stations.
Yeah! Rate me optimistic for rainbow's sakes!
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;17913969]I read the title without the "and".[/QUOTE]
Lolol, so did I
Get [url=http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/he-loves-the-cock/]this[/url] t-shirt and take a picture with him lol
Nah seriously, just tell him in a nice, polite way, that you're not into that kind of stuff...
I do shit like this to people all the time just to make them feel awkward.
I'm not sure if your friend has the brain capacity to do this. But it's a possibility.
[QUOTE=Keegs;17912639]Your over reacting. Alot[/QUOTE]
This spelling mistake is occurring too much on facepunch :argh:
Your over reacting. Alot
Grab his balls and if he likes it tell him not to.
It's sign of a bad friend if he does this, because guy love is supposed be kept underground and mutual in public.
This reminds of whenever I go to school library to check my email and 2/3's of the computers are filled up with fuck annoying sixth graders (my school is joint high school-middle school) playing linerider and I don't exactly have an exuse to kick them off the computer because i dont exactly have to do school work.
Whats worse is when I manage to find one they all talk incredibly loud with fake lisping accents saying that they want each others dicks or something.
It's more disturbing than annoying.
[QUOTE=Rougelead;17912622]
When you think of fondue, I think of the stuff with hot oil, what we got was the fucking cheese and bread shit. After we eat the bread and cheese we joke about how people thought we were on a date and this is where it starts.
[/QUOTE]
Fondue is generally cheese, hot cheese and bread or other things for dipping in it.
I have a friend who does similar things. He's a git. Very similar to your problem in fact. So I just tell him to piss off and he stops for at least a couple of days. Except yours sounds serious and well, wow.
He's pretending dude, everyone does this sometimes.
This will happen in the OP's near future:
:a2m:
Why the fuck would "good night" creep you out out of everything he does?
My friend did this. Although it only lasted about 10 minutes and was a joke and was never done again.
However this topic now makes me live in fear.
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Give me his number.
I'll set him [i]straight[/i].
Don't worry my friends pretend to be gay too.
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[QUOTE=Tyvak;17913023]Not one word in this post is spelled or used correctly.[/QUOTE]
One word is spelt incorrectly.
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Oh lol.
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