[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;52270280][IMG]https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18673104_1514276131939971_8463311027092534187_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2a3863f6f8c8d387f3bd29d6b81c41b7&oe=599E1CBB[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Must be an American thing. I assume CVS has retardedly long receipts?
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;52270431]Must be an American thing. I assume CVS has retardedly long receipts?[/QUOTE]
[t]http://727magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cvs-receipts.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=psychofox67;52270535][vid]http://i.imgur.com/Ufuoggc.mp4[/vid][/QUOTE]
No sound? Come on step it up
[vid]https://hugelolcdn.com/v/445753.mp4[/vid]
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;52270441][t]http://727magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cvs-receipts.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
No, hold up. Can I see a regular picture of what's printed on that? That's a RETARDEDLY long receipt for what seems to be 3 fucking items.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;52270574]No, hold up. Can I see a regular picture of what's printed on that? That's a RETARDEDLY long receipt for what seems to be 3 fucking items.[/QUOTE]
It's all coupons and discounts and rewards members bs you're not gonna use. I regularly get receipts that long from CVS, too.
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;52270441][t]http://727magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cvs-receipts.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
I was working at a retail store (Gordmans, which already has ridiculous receipts. A receipt that has a few items on it is about the length of my wrist to my armpit, give or take a few inches) that was in liquidation. On the last day our doors were open, some lady who was opening a boutique store showed up and bought everything we had plenty of in stock. That means hundreds of Hallmark cards, outdoor decorations, My Little Pony toys, etc. We had to scan every last thing on the regular computers that stopped responding after a while, meaning we had to do multiple transactions. Regardless of that, the first receipt that only had like half of the Hallmark cards and nothing more, was a full 25ft (or ~7.5m if you live outside of Burgerland) long, and we accidentally printed it twice so we had two pieces of paper that were five times the height of my girlfriend.
[QUOTE=gk99;52270598]I was working at a retail store (Gordmans, which already has ridiculous receipts. A receipt that has a few items on it is about the length of my wrist to my armpit, give or take a few inches) that was in liquidation. On the last day our doors were open, some lady who was opening a boutique store showed up and bought everything we had plenty of in stock. That means hundreds of Hallmark cards, outdoor decorations, My Little Pony toys, etc. We had to scan every last thing on the regular computers that stopped responding after a while, meaning we had to do multiple transactions. Regardless of that, the first receipt that only had like half of the Hallmark cards and nothing more, was a full 25ft (or ~7.5m if you live outside of Burgerland) long, and we accidentally printed it twice so we had two pieces of paper that were five times the height of my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
I knew a guy who claimed his friend scanned off every gift card on a kiosk like 10 times in a row and then hit print, and it somehow managed to print around half of it in one go before it ran out of paper and the manager came by while he was restocking it
From how he described it, it must've been a few dozen feet long given it was a new roll in the machine and the fact that when it was done they were tripping over it
Neither of them work there anymore
[QUOTE=gk99;52270598]I was working at a retail store (Gordmans, which already has ridiculous receipts. A receipt that has a few items on it is about the length of my wrist to my armpit, give or take a few inches) that was in liquidation. On the last day our doors were open, some lady who was opening a boutique store showed up and bought everything we had plenty of in stock. That means hundreds of Hallmark cards, outdoor decorations, My Little Pony toys, etc. We had to scan every last thing on the regular computers that stopped responding after a while, meaning we had to do multiple transactions. Regardless of that, the first receipt that only had like half of the Hallmark cards and nothing more, was a full 25ft (or ~7.5m if you live outside of Burgerland) long, and we accidentally printed it twice so we had two pieces of paper that were five times the height of my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
Please tell me you took pictures, I want to see that
[QUOTE=milktree;52270804]you should probably nsfw tag that[/QUOTE]
Why? It's just mayo on his hands.
[QUOTE=milktree;52270804]you should probably nsfw tag that[/QUOTE]
you probably shouldn't browse lmao pics in a high risk area
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;52270669][IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/b65e8904f1ccbdc8870bb9b0e11edac6/tumblr_oi491yHcca1vdbx3no1_1280.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
cocks with glocks
[QUOTE=milktree;52270804]you should probably nsfw tag that[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gB4VuDK.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;52270779][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gL64ohi.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
did he do what i think he did
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no i'm serious im trying to figure out what the fuck context to this is
[QUOTE=psychofox67;52270877]did he do what i think he did[/QUOTE]
He spilled his cereal and milk and cried himself to sleep. Yes.
[QUOTE=psychofox67;52270877]did he do what i think he did
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no i'm serious im trying to figure out what the fuck context to this is[/QUOTE]
He used too much hand sanitizer and now his skins all dried out
[QUOTE=psychofox67;52270877]did he do what i think he did
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no i'm serious im trying to figure out what the fuck context to this is[/QUOTE]
JERKIN OFF
[QUOTE=psychofox67;52270877]did he do what i think he did
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no i'm serious im trying to figure out what the fuck context to this is[/QUOTE]
[sp]I haven't watched eva but afaik a girl he had sexual tension with was in a coma, he lost it next to her bed and started shaking her trying to wake her up, one of her tits comes loose, and he jerks off into his hand[/sp]
[editline]i'm so fucked up[/editline]
[img]https://facepunch.com/fp/emotes_std/ninja.gif[/img]'d
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;52270821]cocks with glocks[/QUOTE]
cats with gats
[QUOTE=Old Hermit;52270916][sp]I haven't watched eva but afaik a girl he had sexual tension with was in a coma, he lost it next to her bed and started shaking her trying to wake her up, one of her tits comes loose, and he jerks off into his hand[/sp]
[editline]i'm so fucked up[/editline]
[img]https://facepunch.com/fp/emotes_std/ninja.gif[/img]'d[/QUOTE]
the girl is in a fucking coma what the shit
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