Oh god, crickets. EVERYWHERE. - General

Crickets are awesome. Also, be glad they aren't giant wetas. [img]http://a.imageshack.us/img245/1819/giantweta.jpg[/img]

I'd hit that.

If they grow really big and start to breath fire, don't try to lock yourself in the house! it doesn't work...

You're most likely going to die an excruciatingly painful death when they break through your front door.Have fun being eaten alive by crickets for not listening to us, incompetent fool. :bravo:

I heard crickets are pretty delicious, you should capture a couple hundred and begin breeding them. Then whamo, cheap protein for the rest of your life.

I live next to a swamp and the crickets are so fucking loud during the night. It would be like white noise if they were about 30 dB quieter.

Crickets are quite tasty, I had them when I stayed with relatives over in the States, where I can't remember, quite crunchy :v:

i once kept a cricket egg or something in a jar so that i could keep them as pets, and I guess the air holes were too big so they escaped and when I woke up...they were everywhere on the wall, it scared the shit out of me. It haunts me to wonder what they did with me when I was asleep

While you were sleeping they played twister on your spotty pyjamas

but crickets are awesome :saddowns:

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23869351]Crickets are quite tasty, I had them when I stayed with relatives over in the States, where I can't remember, quite crunchy :v:[/QUOTE] Really? I've been meaning to get into cricket breeding, but I haven't had the time.

Yeah, it's an odd taste but at the same time quite delectable, I had about 7 big huge crickets and that was enough.

[QUOTE=redking;23868076] [img]http://a.imageshack.us/img245/1819/giantweta.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=redking;23868076]Crickets are awesome. Also, be glad they aren't giant wetas. -giant cricket-[/QUOTE] :ohdear: EDIT: FACK! HOW CAN I BE LATE!? :gonk:

Return the slab.

[img]http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8923/1275604898735.png[/img] Someone do it

You know, there's a little thing called RAID..... Well if all else fails, use weed killer or take bug spray and make a flamethrower. (The fact that it's bug spray adds insult to ingury) (Spell Check) You got it easy, we get a locust horde here every 2 summers. *shudders* Off-character commentary: Haha! My evil scheme to assasinate you with crickets is finnaly a reality. *maniacal laughter*

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!! /caps

They are out to get you OP God may have mercy upon you, because crickets wont. Grab Wlammerwerfer, and bring the war to them.

[QUOTE=redking;23868076]Crickets are awesome. Also, be glad they aren't giant wetas. [IMG]http://a.imageshack.us/img245/1819/giantweta.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] damn how far could one of those things jump?

I found one in my room last night. I had dealt with every manner of spider, cockroach and small bug in my house before, save crickets; but despite knowing rather well it was a cricket, I still had the impulse to blurt: [I]"What the fuck is that!"[/I] Let the little guy out my window after picking him up with a tissue. :v:

if you pull off a crickets antennae they'll go insane and rip off another ones head this is called cricket fighting

[QUOTE=ss1234;23875249]damn how far could one of those things jump?[/QUOTE] Actually they're so heavy that they can only crawl.

[QUOTE=redking;23876508]Actually they're so heavy that they can only crawl.[/QUOTE] Dick move God, dick move.

[QUOTE=Professer Trall;23864445]alright guys op is trolling abandon thread[/QUOTE] Even if he's trolling it doesn't mean we should leave We never left the thread where one guy apparently had a home invasion

[QUOTE=lol12;23864167]Facepunch, I am scared. Now, I am scared of bugs. A lot. Especially ones like crickets. And right now, there are hundreds or even thousands outside of my front door. They are all chirping, and it's driving me insane. They are all amassed outside my door. They are chirping, like a thousand high pitched vuvuzelas, or millions of whistles. And they are jumping at my door. Like they are trying to get in. It looks like a giant black puddle outside my door. And sometimes, they get quiet. Really quiet. So I go to check if they are gone, and [b] THEY'RE ON THE WINDOW.[/b] What do I do FP? [editline]06:41AM[/editline] I live in Arkansas by the way, so normally it's mosquitoes. [editline]4:20 am[/editline] There is actually a hole in my door I just realized. It's really small, so I'm gonna have to use some wet towels to block it for the moment.[/QUOTE] Did you know that you're a pussy? How one could fear crickets? I just don't get it.

[QUOTE=tehfrog;23864406]i smell shenanigans.[/QUOTE] Why? I have a Nokia 3310 after all. YEAH! You fucking heard me: a 3310! It may not be new and all fancy-pantsy but it makes a fucking phone call which is all I need it to do. Plus it's been through shit that would break ANY new phone.

Get some hens. I can say, as a chicken owner myself, chickens will devour those crickets in roughly five minutes. They will go home plump. mmmm... crunchy.

[QUOTE=TheDiddler;23868088]I'd hit that.[/QUOTE] With a bat, yea.

Solution: Acquire more spiders.