• Oh god, crickets. EVERYWHERE.
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Capture one and put it in a jar, get a spider and put it in there with it. INSECT ARENA.
[QUOTE=Killowatt;23886027]Capture one and put it in a jar, get a spider and put it in there with it. INSECT ARENA.[/QUOTE] Spiders aren't insects.
I always caught crickets and fed them to my geckos <3. But they died of stomach illness :frown:.
I hope OP isn't a first born son [editline]10:16PM[/editline] wait no that's locusts disregard this post
hah when I used to have a lizard, I fed hi crickets, he wouldn't eat all of them so they chirped in my room all night. Hahaha...I fucking killed them all.
My friend is scared of crickets because the ones he fed to his lizards got out and flooded his room in every nook and cranny.
Here's your is of options: 1:Kill at least 25 of them and then summon a tactical nuke.Then eat their dead radiated bodies. 2:Threaten them with pesticide if they don't become your slaves. 3:get an even stronger army of insects to create cricket genocide. 4:Get cricket pornography and throw it in a neighbors yard. 5:Give chuck norris a call. 6:Get the pyro from TF2 7:Make anti-cricket armor and stomp on them 8:Make a homemade flame thrower like in this video [media] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcVXdFiZLRM[/url] [/media] 9:Play rick astley's-"Never Gonna Give You up" 10:Call the A-Team And if any of these don't work type "Bind k kill" in console and then press k
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