Stupid shit first-timers say.

[Cpn Crunch21]

"woah man you are gone"

This bothers me for multiple reasons. a) im just having a good time, letting myself act silly. I can act in control whenever i want, im not gone from reality, im not incapable of doing things, and i sure as hell can gauge my own high (this doesnt apply to 10+ but i dont get like that with other people anymore) b) (if it is a first timer saying this) dude you dont even know c) (a non first timer) get off my balls dude and enjoy your high and stop telling me how 'far gone' i am. fuck off.

Idk, the whole 'im so (drunk/high/etc)' thing just grinds my gears in general. Just have a good time, it doesnt matter how wasted or stoned you get, and i sure as hell dont care how high you are or how much i am. It reminds me of the idiotic competition some people have as to how fucked up they can get. I mean its one thing to post on here since no one knows and you want to share your funny non sober thoughts, which is always a good read, but in real life if you keep telling me how high i am, youre going to kill my high. Just shut up and listen to this awesome song bro.

[TamTamJam]

[QUOTE=landstorm;40097470]you are all so dumb[/QUOTE]

i don't care about ratings, YOU HAVE NO POWER

[editline]30th March 2013[/editline]

heheh you must've been real buttmadd if you took the time to rate every post after this one (except yours).

[QUOTE=AppleJackson;40093173]My friend said "I need more ram, the fps is so low..."[/QUOTE]

[Mindtwistah]

[QUOTE=landstorm;40097470]you are all so dumb[/QUOTE]

Keep lurking, fool.

[Anubis678]

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40099139]Keep lurking, fool.[/QUOTE]

Don't feed the trolls, brah

[Hammerz]

"My eyes are like windows"

[Mindtwistah]

[QUOTE=Anubis678;40099182]Don't feed the trolls, brah[/QUOTE]

I don't think he's a troll though, he seems to be genuinely stupid judging from his previous activity in DD. But what do I know :v:

[notgeogzm]

he's sapping the chill from DD

after him

[Cpn Crunch21]

[QUOTE=geogzm;40099456]he's sapping the chill from DD

after him[/QUOTE]

meh, you guys go ahead. Im just gonna chill here will my cool ranch Doritos

[/B/rother]

[QUOTE=geogzm;40099456]he's sapping the chill from DD

after him[/QUOTE]

let the idiot get bored instead

[Mindtwistah]

[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40099472]meh, you guys go ahead. Im just gonna chill here will my cool ranch Doritos[/QUOTE]

I like to put some cheese on that shit and warm it in the microwave, tasty and filling munchie food.

[notgeogzm]

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40099530]I like to put some cheese on that shit and warm it in the microwave, tasty and filling munchie food.[/QUOTE]

microwaving doritos

i am enlightened

[Parja]

but wont the doritos get all soggy?

[editline]31st March 2013[/editline]

this is very important knowledge

[Mindtwistah]

They'll get slightly softer with the melted cheese on them, but much tastier

[editline]31st March 2013[/editline]

Like so;

[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VjDmsNhVGnM/UCYs3KhZt7I/AAAAAAAACoI/q5FOLgC8uE8/s1600/P1060767.JPG[/IMG]

[Cpn Crunch21]

this opens up an infinite amount of possibilities.

[Prospect_2]

420 blaze it faggot. (What wonderful friends I have.)

[turing]

"hey dude what the fuck what hoyl why is my seat so dank"

said to me by a firsttime smoker a few days ago :v:

[iwork3daysaweek]

idk if this thread is just for weed or what but whenever I did lsd around people who had never tripped before (or sober people in general) it pissed me the fuck off.

Dude you're so fucked up holy shit are you ok?

Hey man you're laughing too hard calm down.

Stupid mofuggas

[Mindtwistah]

[QUOTE=iwork3daysaweek;40102219]idk if this thread is just for weed or what but whenever I did lsd around people who had never tripped before (or sober people in general) it pissed me the fuck off.

Dude you're so fucked up holy shit are you ok?

Hey man you're laughing too hard calm down.

Stupid mofuggas[/QUOTE]

This is why I am generally against having a sober sitter, they can kill the fun by being too.. sober.

[TamTamJam]

[QUOTE=iwork3daysaweek;40102219]idk if this thread is just for weed or what but whenever I did lsd around people who had never tripped before (or sober people in general) it pissed me the fuck off.

Dude you're so fucked up holy shit are you ok?

Hey man you're laughing too hard calm down.

Stupid mofuggas[/QUOTE]

i HATE when people bug me and try to talk to me when i'm just trying to trip out in my own world, especially for more intense psychadelics.

[falloutguy]

I remember the first time I tried smoking me and my friend made my own bong, we had no idea what we were doing. we thought once we lit it, that we would just suck in. took us a half hour of fucking around (and thinking that there was something wrong with the bong) to find out you have to breathe in when you light it

it was pretty embarrassing

[Cabbage]

I didn't say anything my first time. I just fucking stared at shit. I guess on my second time I said a bunch of stupid shit trying to explain the feeling

'dude no joke its like having a brain inside your eyes you know'

[THEDANGER]

^exactly. I also need to try cheesy melted doritos... Sounds so good.

[Ponk]

I remember my first time. I almost drowned. In Cola.

No, seriously. I was drinking cola, started laughing so hard i chocked on it, and I almost fucking drowned.
Good times.

[SuperNatural]

[QUOTE=Souly;40118848]I remember my first time. I almost drowned. In Cola.

No, seriously. I was drinking cola, started laughing so hard i chocked on it, and I almost fucking drowned.
Good times.[/QUOTE]

You would have choked to death not drowned.

[Adbor]

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40107264]This is why I am generally against having a sober sitter, they can kill the fun by being too.. sober.[/QUOTE]

God this is so true
"OH HEY I'M BORED HOW ABOUT WE TURN YOUR SOUNDSYSTEM OFF AND GET SOME HILARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEOS LEL"

[StonedGamer]

[QUOTE=TamTamJam;40041216]the first time i smoked up my friend who usually only smoked joints, we used a bong and prem weed. he coughed for like an hour, got really high, started working out then went to sleep cause he was too high lol[/QUOTE]

Does he always work out when he's high?

[404 Not Found]

"Stale smoke doesn't get you high"

same kids also think Natural American Spirits don't have nicotine...

[AppleJackson]

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40099754]They'll get slightly softer with the melted cheese on them, but much tastier

[editline]31st March 2013[/editline]

Like so;

[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VjDmsNhVGnM/UCYs3KhZt7I/AAAAAAAACoI/q5FOLgC8uE8/s1600/P1060767.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I do this shit on the daily, its so fucking good.

[Chicken_Chaser]

Last year there was a girl in my class talking about how she smoked weed once and now she's "perma-fried". She was being serious. She believes weed permantly fucks your brain up. I forgot what she said about the actual experience but I remember it being annoying to listen to. She pretty much made weed sound like something extremely hardcore and dangerous.

"omg you're so high right now xD dude" when someone says that I secretly want to slap them and leave. It makes me cringe when stuff like that is said as if I'm some out of control monkey. I've only heard people that aren't experienced smokers say it too. My experienced friends and I would agree that it's good shit that we're smoking and leave it at that. We act silly of course but we aren't twelve year olds about it.

[Anubis678]

Most of the people I smoke with act the exact same high as they do sober. Me, even as a rookie, I've been able to hide intoxication very well.

At this point, being high (on marijuana) is like a second sober to me. The headspace is so familiar and routine for me that I fucking hate smoking with weekend-warrior stoners who treat every dimebag like it's fucking magical. It's pot. It's the most docile of all the drugs. Chill the fuck out.