• Stupid shit first-timers say.
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[QUOTE=StonedGamer;40131727]Does he always work out when he's high?[/QUOTE] I'm not sure, he usually only smokes to help him sleep. [editline]2nd April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;40132732]"Stale smoke doesn't get you high"[/QUOTE] it'll get you high, but it tastes so fucking horrid it isn't worth it.
I've been with my group since I started smoking, and I got them all into weed through brownies - on a whim, too. I remember we completely forgot what the fuck was happening, and started chugging drinks and eating as much food as possible. We went to a park where we all layed down for a second and realized how bad our cotton mouth was. Well, they were really good pot brownies, but we ate too much food and this is the stupid shit us first timers did. I said, "Hey dude, since it's only going to be around the block to get to my friends house, can we stop halfway around the block and let me get some water?" "Oh shit, my mom's home. It won't be a problem" "Hey mom, I'm just getting some water." At which point she asked me if I was high and I spewed the water everywhere and yelled, "YEAH" and then I ran to the bathroom and puked. After that my friends went home and two of them puked. One on the hood of my friends car, one in the road outside his house. And the other kept it in with all the food, and he was high as fuck for two days pretty much. Our poops smelled like reefer. That was about a year ago, and since about six months ago, we've been smokin every week at least twice. I hate to say it, but I was probably a pretty bad first timer.
lol your mom was cool about it?
i had the good ol' "Weed is a drug, be careful" and then she and my dad shared hilarious stories. now my dad knows i've dropped acid and that I smoke weed/tobacco a lot. he's okay with it
I once heard a girl say: 'There's this weed strain called chronic that makes you trip' Every fibre in my body wanted to strike that bellend in the face. What a mug.
Well, a friend of mine told me of this "LSD Weed" strain that apparently carries some psychedelic value (she mentioned that there's obviously no acid in it but it does produce visuals). She's relatively experienced with drugs, especially weed and psyches so this is very confusing to me. I want to believe that this is a strain and not weed laced with shit
[QUOTE=thewhitz;40143933]I once heard a girl say: 'There's this weed strain called chronic that makes you trip' Every fibre in my body wanted to strike that bellend in the face. What a mug.[/QUOTE] oh dude i love that strain chronic in chrons we trust
Silliness aside, I adore newbies taking drugs with me. There's nothing I love more than giving drugs to responsible people and seeing them go "hey, this is actually fun and I was wrong about things!". Don't you love it when you play your little part in educating the world about drugs? I sure do!
[QUOTE=Adbor;40144058]Well, a friend of mine told me of this "LSD Weed" strain that apparently carries some psychedelic value (she mentioned that there's obviously no acid in it but it does produce visuals). She's relatively experienced with drugs, especially weed and psyches so this is very confusing to me. I want to believe that this is a strain and not weed laced with shit[/QUOTE] There's a name strain called LSD, though I doubt it truly gives visual effects.
[QUOTE=zach1193;40145800]There's a name strain called LSD, though I doubt it truly gives visual effects.[/QUOTE] It's POT, of course it doesn't fucking give visual effects. Pot is pot. You can throw all the fancy names you want on it, but at the end of the day, all you're getting is subtle variations of the same intoxication. Pot gets you high. That is all it ever does, regardless of whatever dumbass name you give it.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;40151741]It's POT, of course it doesn't fucking give visual effects. Pot is pot. You can throw all the fancy names you want on it, but at the end of the day, all you're getting is subtle variations of the same intoxication. Pot gets you high. That is all it ever does, regardless of whatever dumbass name you give it.[/QUOTE] all of my friends hate the term 'pot' because they think it sounds like something only parents call it but i like it better than 'weed' because i dunno after hearing that word so many times over the years it's gotten stale
pot grass green bud smoke It's all the same to me I do hate it when people call it dope though
pot sounds weird [editline]4th April 2013[/editline] don't call weed dope please
really who the fuck cares what you call it If you get wound up about it just smoke more dope and chillax
smokin' that devils lettuce
Smoke some of that reefer [editline]4th April 2013[/editline] Aah tolerance break sucks
I like calling weed dope now, i used to hate it cuz thats what my dad calls it. the term dope is real old school its all situational though what i call it. sometimes ill call it tree or treefer, or no joke smoke
dope makes me think of heroin and all that shit
[QUOTE=TehWhale;40154072]pot sounds weird [editline]4th April 2013[/editline] don't call weed dope please[/QUOTE] [img]http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.13068606.1711/mtd,375x360,n,s,RE9QRSAtIFJpY2t5IFRyYWlsZXJQYXJrQm95cw%3D%3D,ffffff.u3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hamm0;40155030]smokin' that devils lettuce[/QUOTE] the weed with roots in hell
pot is a shit term for it imo.
space weed [editline]4th April 2013[/editline] i don't like "pot" or "bud" just smoke some weed damnit
My friend gave some girl a roach and told her it'd get her high. she sucked on it for like 4 minutes and pretended she was hallucinating. also the first time I did speed and MDMA at the same time, I was rolling around my floor with my ankles behind my head, my girlfriend tripped over me and asked me wtf I was doing. my response was "YOU SHOULD TRY THIS ITS SO COMFY"
[QUOTE=Kamaitachi;40170754]she sucked on it for like 4 minutes and pretended she was hallucinating.[/QUOTE] Thats what she said..
[QUOTE=Adbor;40144383]Silliness aside, I adore newbies taking drugs with me. There's nothing I love more than giving drugs to responsible people and seeing them go "hey, this is actually fun and I was wrong about things!". Don't you love it when you play your little part in educating the world about drugs? I sure do![/QUOTE] I love smoking with first-timers, their reactions are so funny, even if im not the biggest smoker, I really like to do it.
"How do I get this to stop?"
All the chavs call it piff, "Yo bruv wanna bun a piff."
Unlike you faggots i'm down with all the slang terms for the reefer
[QUOTE=Cactusman;40180818]All the chavs call it piff, "Yo bruv wanna bun a piff."[/QUOTE] Yea, we usually call 20 a gram (kind) "piff" too. it's what our dealer calls it so... We just adopted it.
[QUOTE=Cactusman;40180818]All the chavs call it piff, "Yo bruv wanna bun a piff."[/QUOTE] "got piff blues big bags get at me" Some chav dealer I knew texted that like every two hours
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