• Stupid shit first-timers say.
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piff is just a word for good weed here in london
i like to keep to the scientific term salutations gentlemen, would you like to partake in the combustion and inhalation of cannabis sativa
I would gladly engage in the activity of vaporizing various psychoactive cannabinoids through combustion of dried flowers and general plant matter obtained from Cannabis Sativa, but sadly I am for the moment taking a pause in this recreational consumption in order to counteract the down-regulation of cannabinoid receptors following a prolonged period of chronic use.
yeah t-breaks suck brah
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40184140]i like to keep to the scientific term salutations gentlemen, would you like to partake in the combustion and inhalation of cannabis sativa[/QUOTE] Cannabis sativa isn't a quality trait though lol, it's just the scientific name. Piff means "kind" as opposed to "mids" or "shwag".
"How are you?" "Good." "How good?" "Very good." "That's good." Actual conversation of me and my mother the first time I did E (she was also doing it so we talked for like 5 hours).
[QUOTE=zach1193;40184352]Cannabis sativa isn't a quality trait though lol, it's just the scientific name. Piff means "kind" as opposed to "mids" or "shwag".[/QUOTE] i was referring to the conversation about what people call it 'weed/pot/reefer/etc'
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40184485]i was referring to the conversation about what people call it 'weed/pot/reefer/etc'[/QUOTE] oh, my bad. haha
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40162928][img]http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.13068606.1711/mtd,375x360,n,s,RE9QRSAtIFJpY2t5IFRyYWlsZXJQYXJrQm95cw%3D%3D,ffffff.u3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZXB3ZyR.jpg[/IMG]
I wanna make a pic like that of me, is there a tutorial out there or something?
there are many
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;40193704]I wanna make a pic like that of me, is there a tutorial out there or something?[/QUOTE] there is also an app on iphone its like obama your self or some stupid shit,
[QUOTE=cricket50;40182846]piff is just a word for good weed here in london[/QUOTE] Same here, e.g. "Yeah I got some piff ting innit" Slang wise there are a few words used, booda, bud and food are the main ones. With first time smokers it's usually stuff like "Will my parents be able to smell it" and "Hey dude, does my breath smell" Most cringworthy thing I've got was a friend of mine who said "Dude, it's like that smooth setting on minecraft"
[QUOTE=Lukeo;40182740]"got piff blues big bags get at me" Some chav dealer I knew texted that like every two hours[/QUOTE] Oh god English dealers texts get my every time. I'll be in class when I get them and I won't be able to stop laughing. e.g '11/10 fat bags holla me' 'liberty haze piff tings get at me' '2g scores 24/7 deliver dank food get at me'
[QUOTE=Cactusman;40217170]Oh god English dealers texts get my every time. I'll be in class when I get them and I won't be able to stop laughing. e.g '11/10 fat bags holla me' 'liberty haze piff tings get at me' '2g scores 24/7 deliver dank food get at me'[/QUOTE] For your own sake you best be using a burner. Those kind of dealers tend to not last very long, and drag half their customer base with them.
I goto this cyber cafe sometimes and when i see these people burn outsife it reminds me of you guys
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40217396]For your own sake you best be using a burner. Those kind of dealers tend to not last very long, and drag half their customer base with them.[/QUOTE] assplain pls
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40184361]"How are you?" "Good." "How good?" "Very good." "That's good." Actual conversation of me and my mother the first time I did E (she was also doing it so we talked for like 5 hours).[/QUOTE] why did no one comment on the fact he did ecstasy with his mom???
"I think I might become a stoner"
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40217396]For your own sake you best be using a burner. Those kind of dealers tend to not last very long, and drag half their customer base with them.[/QUOTE] The only thing I can guess that you mean, is to use a pay as you go phone aka a burner to talk to dicey dealers because they might drag you down with them if busted. I find it highly unlikely that if you are purely a consumer of weed and dont have any ties to distro, that you would be indicted for buying personal use amounts from the guy. Maybe if he said, "I was selling ounces at a time to this guy", then they would look into you sheerly because of possible distribution activity.
First time I ever drank (lots of) alcohol in a party situation, I apparently said "on a scale of 1 to 10, how shitheaded do I look." Four years and I still haven't heard the end of that. First time smoking weed (had some crazy good dro for my first time), "I feel like jello I'm all wiggly" followed by maniacal laughing. I have good first times. ah, memories.
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40217396]For your own sake you best be using a burner. Those kind of dealers tend to not last very long, and drag half their customer base with them.[/QUOTE] I don't reply to the texts and I can only guess that they send them to all their contacts on their phones.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;40225270]why did no one comment on the fact he did ecstasy with his mom???[/QUOTE] having drugs in your family can be a good thing
piff? lol can't even take that seriously
i remember my friend had like 0.1g for his first joint and he was all like "fuck me i'm so stoned" his first time now i have no idea if he was actually stoned but that might as well have been a joint-shaped fag
[QUOTE=jonashappy;40228327]The only thing I can guess that you mean, is to use a pay as you go phone aka a burner to talk to dicey dealers because they might drag you down with them if busted. I find it highly unlikely that if you are purely a consumer of weed and dont have any ties to distro, that you would be indicted for buying personal use amounts from the guy. Maybe if he said, "I was selling ounces at a time to this guy", then they would look into you sheerly because of possible distribution activity.[/QUOTE] Yeah by burner I meant an anonymous phone that can't be connected to you. This depends on where you live I suppose, I know far too many here with dumb-ass dealers who advertise their wares like that (and even on facebook..), once these kind of guys go down a whole lot of associated people are usually asked for questioning/drug testing by police. Their cellphones are literally goldmines for easy stoner-catching. I stay the hell away from such clowns who disgrace the profession and give dealers a bad name.
I'd stay away from anyone who calls it "piff" It's a matter of principle
[QUOTE=Anubis678;40237757]I'd stay away from anyone who calls it "piff" It's a matter of principle[/QUOTE] That's kind of ignorant, everyone has their own names for weed, just like everyone around the world has different slang for lots of things. Also I like saying "piff"! haha
its not as bad as "loud" or "fire" damn children
[QUOTE=Anubis678;40237757]I'd stay away from anyone who calls it "piff" It's a matter of principle[/QUOTE] I've heard that term is used in London a lot, people call nice bud 'peng' round here
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