[QUOTE=zach1193;40237886]That's kind of ignorant, everyone has their own names for weed, just like everyone around the world has different slang for lots of things.
Also I like saying "piff"! haha[/QUOTE]
I really don't care. Piff sounds fucking dumb. Loud is pretty dumb, too, but I'm used to hearing fire or flame around here. At least those make some sense (if only a little).
I'd never smoke anything someone called "piff". I'd be afraid I'd catch an STD or something. Sounds like the name for a product commonly in contact with a stripper's asshole.
[QUOTE=zach1193;40237886]That's kind of ignorant, everyone has their own names for weed, just like everyone around the world has different slang for lots of things.
Also I like saying "piff"! haha[/QUOTE]
Yeah, me and my buddy call it "crackzizzle" sometimes.. lol.
i call it weed
Real G's call it Smokey hokey green and tokey
[QUOTE=Lukeo;40242983]Real G's call it Smokey hokey green and tokey[/QUOTE]
bro lets toke a sploke a spliffy bong bowl of this dank purp nigga haze. bob marley 420.
It's about non smokers but oh well
"Why do you think Weed is bad?"
"Its illegal."
I'm SO sick of hearing this, its literally the most idiotic and ignorant answer you can give.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;40239180]I really don't care. Piff sounds fucking dumb. Loud is pretty dumb, too, but I'm used to hearing fire or flame around here. At least those make some sense (if only a little).
I'd never smoke anything someone called "piff". I'd be afraid I'd catch an STD or something. Sounds like the name for a product commonly in contact with a stripper's asshole.[/QUOTE]
Nah you're just hatin', Piff isn't a strain or anything, so I dunno why you'd have concerns smoking it, it just means high quality dank. If anything, that's what you'd want to smoke rather than other qualities.
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[QUOTE=The Combine;40244233]It's about non smokers but oh well
"Why do you think Weed is bad?"
"Its illegal."
I'm SO sick of hearing this, its literally the most idiotic and ignorant answer you can give.[/QUOTE]
i hate hearing this because it basically means the person lacks critical thinking and doesnt question anything, a sheep. But its always fun to blow them up with the old "gay marriage is still illegal/would you have agreed that blacks and woman shouldnt be allowed to vote" etc.
anyone have that one friend who never inhales properly and then calls everyone a lightweight when he's the only one not stoned? :v:
It's too funny to bother teaching him how to inhale
or you could be a true friend and not a pussy and just tell him and show him
I feel kinda left out. first time with weed and alcohol (separate ovations) were spent alone in silence and videogames.
Actually no, first time with weed I was talking with a friend complaining about color correction in fan films. The actual subject of weed did not enter the convo.
Also, how come fanfilm color correction is so fucking horrible?
First time i ever smoked weed i was 13 and my friends older brother bought us a ben to share with what must have been about 8 people. Now i look back on it i don't even think i was high, just having a placebo effect, but i remember at the time i was acting like i was drunk
[QUOTE=Kamaitachi;40293616]anyone have that one friend who never inhales properly and then calls everyone a lightweight when he's the only one not stoned? :v:
It's too funny to bother teaching him how to inhale[/QUOTE]
how does that even work out? How do you not know how to inhale after say your first time maybe?
i once got really high and tried to follow the smoke from a fat bong toke. When i followed the smoke i had the craziest trip. I realized the smoke didn't just disappear into the blue. Rather, it dissipates into trillions of different molecules and BECOMES the air. when i realized this to its fullest extent i went crazy and thought about how i am being held together and what is to stop me from dissipating into nothing by becoming the air around me.
of course, this was all in my head. when i tried to communicate this amazing revelation and understanding of life to my friends in words, all i could manage was "where did the smoke go?"
They all just looked at me like i was the most stoned, when really i was trying to get them thinking like i was. in retrospect, i was stoned as fuck.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;40298390]how does that even work out? How do you not know how to inhale after say your first time maybe?[/QUOTE]
I legit have no clue, my friend never inhales anything properly, he just lets the smoke sit in his mouth then blows it back out :v:
i've tried telling him before but he just makes up excuses like "oh I just wanted to taste it that time and ive got a sore throat..."
[QUOTE=Kamaitachi;40299199]I legit have no clue, my friend never inhales anything properly, he just lets the smoke sit in his mouth then blows it back out :v:
i've tried telling him before but he just makes up excuses like "oh I just wanted to taste it that time and ive got a sore throat..."[/QUOTE]
wow what a bitch, stop wasting weed on him.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40299229]wow what a bitch, stop wasting weed on him.[/QUOTE]
It's okay, it's not my weed, no way I'd let that fucker touch mine :v:
[QUOTE=Kamaitachi;40299336]It's okay, it's not my weed, no way I'd let that fucker touch mine :v:[/QUOTE]
Is he scared? Don't let him smoke if he's not going to inhale. Who the fuck just wants to taste weed smoke? Also if I've got a sore throat then I want to get high to alleviate the pain. It might hurt to inhale but it is worth it. :V Yesterday my throat was insanely sore yet the bubbler smoke didn't hurt at all expect maybe the first inhale.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40250349]i hate hearing this because it basically means the person lacks critical thinking and doesnt question anything, a sheep. But its always fun to blow them up with the old "gay marriage is still illegal/would you have agreed that blacks and woman shouldnt be allowed to vote" etc.[/QUOTE]
Nice, next time somebody is talking bullshit again I'll counter with that.
[QUOTE=xalener;40295068]
Actually no, first time with weed I was talking with a friend complaining about color correction in fan films. The actual subject of weed did not enter the convo.[/QUOTE]
Whenever I smoke with friends weed [I]always[/I] comes up, without fail.
[QUOTE=tittles650;40294715]or you could be a true friend and not a pussy and just tell him and show him[/QUOTE]
Nah, my friend that does that is a nigger when it comes to weed, so we've decided not to tell him that the clouds of smoke aren't supposed to be white as snow after you've inhaled them.
Not to mention he'd get defensive and tell us we're wrong anyways, sooo.
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Bump for injustice by imperialistic moderators. Being a nigger when it comes to weed refers to the phenomenom that is described by moronic* teenagers idolizing [URL="http://clatl.com/binary/e06b/1288992783-wizkhalifa.jpg"]this shit[/URL] and mimicking wasting money that they don't have. This is because it would take 'ages' to type out what I just did.
*Serious understatement
[QUOTE=brianosaur;40082902]i always went by the old sayin, "if you don't cough, you don't get off"[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's usually what happens to me.
When I toked for the first time, my perspective kept zooming in and out, and when I tried to say this, all that came out to my friends was: "dudes everything is bigger and (laughed for 3 minutes) SMALLLER!!!!!"
A bump but this happened with a friend whos first time was with a steamroller and "Dank-ass shit yo"
"Am I high yet?" and "Is this going to hurt?"
"Man look at all of those hairs, this is some potent ass weed, WE'RE GONNA GET WRECKED."
r u kitten me m8
[editline]wat[/editline]
this guy actually took a twitter picture of a bud with hairs all over it and said that, whyyyy
It was my friends first time trying salvia, and I had done it before enough times so I had decided to go first.
It was some 30x extract and I managed to rip TWO bowls before it really hit me; though as it did I became stuck in the bass of the pink floyd song I was listening to.
Some ethereal lovecraftian beast sniffed me out through the aether, came corkscrewing up through the floor behind me and pierced the core of my very being, rendering my psyche to shreds; a physical sensation of having one's' soul ripped out.
As the beast came into vision, it began to tear up my reality into tiny shreds of plastic bags, ruffling and twisting; the sensation of getting my arm caught in some massive industrial machine, rolling up plastic, stretching out my form thinner and thinner; raping my mind and breaking my bones.
So apparently I was balanced on my shoulders/upper back with my head really being the only thing touching the ground with my legs kicking up in the air as I was wailing; then my fucking [B]IDIOT[/B] friend freaks out at what he's seeing and asks out loud if they should be taking me to the hospital.
So here I am, already freaking out from one of the most intense salvia experiences of my life, and now I'm convinced my idiot friend is dragging me into his car and taking me to the hospital and there's nothing I can do about it because my mind is absolutely fucked. Supposedly I started kicking really wildly into the air while moaning out "no noNO nononon NO nonnono"
Then it was over and he pussied out of doing the salvia.
Ah yes. I remember when I had to take a calculus test while on salvia.
It was fucking HORRIBLE
[sp]but I somehow set the curve[/sp]
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