[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;35491518]girlfriend wants sexy surprises when she comes back from germany on friday / saturday
wat do[/QUOTE]
cut off your dick, tie a pretty bow around it, and give it to her on a bed of flowers. Also give her [del]lingerie[/del] a body sock
welcome to ifap, here are some of our members
gay dog man
taiwanese model kid
rosshia spergs
transgender hipster
[I]Hey guys are you feeling Lonely? Need a friend for a day or two?,
Now introducing [url]http://rentafriend.com/[/url][/I]
In all seriousness nothing wrong with a dick in a box.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;35491583]Just thought I'd tell you guys <3[/QUOTE]
I.... Don't believe you.
Wow well this was rather sudden, wasn't it?
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Congrats either way!
It seems like an elaborate ruse. Also, you're always talking about Fuckin bitches
Way to be paranoid? Doesn't mean I'm gay as a man.
Oh. So you want to be a girl but still fuck girls? Neat.
Son I'm proud.
I have a confession guys.
I...I like cat girls.
I like blonde girls
[url]http://www.chron.com/entertainment/movies/article/Marine-reflects-on-being-the-voice-of-Bambi-1924410.php[/url]
Bambi's original voice actor went on to become a USMC Drill Instructor, and served three tours in Vietnam. What a badass.
I like short hair
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;35491583]Just thought I'd tell you guys <3[/QUOTE]
Congrats on coming out about it. I have quite a few transgender friends and they are some of the best friends I have. Good luck with your future and any plans you have.
[QUOTE=venom;35491537]wear these
[url]http://www.karmaloop.com/product/The-Black-Cross-Nippie/123537[/url][/QUOTE]
Open link
First thing I see is product, not bad
Second thing
[IMG]http://f2.braxupload.se/rz1yxi.png[/IMG]
... [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-q.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=piggycan99;35492907][img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/546566_10150929892793986_714238985_12980816_1637510335_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
oh hey you found a picture of Taepodong-2
I dressed up as a girl once
and a russian
and as a killing floor character
it's rather fun; I wonder why I never hung out with girls more often when I was small; I still play soldier dress-up and barbie guns
[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]
that reminds me, my coworker saw me bending over a counter so he decides to ram his goddamn finger into my anus at 200mph
I needed to take a shit at the time too >:(
[QUOTE=jomt1234;35485412][video=youtube;8qeTEfOqB0A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qeTEfOqB0A[/video]
Hopefully going to Qlimax this year. Gonna be so much ppppppaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy[/QUOTE]
Jomt I fucking hate you. It's been my dream to go to Qlimax / Defqon.
[QUOTE=Kath;35493793]Jomt I fucking hate you. It's been my dream to go to Qlimax / Defqon.[/QUOTE]
Come you too! It's only like $290 with bus from here :v:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14329594/thisisntfunny.jpg[/img]
so I finished Grozovye Vorota.
I try to learn guitar and bass, were already a drummmmmeeerr.
[QUOTE=Kill001;35493348]
that reminds me, my coworker saw me bending over a counter so he decides to ram his goddamn finger into my anus at 200mph
I needed to take a shit at the time too >:([/QUOTE]
uh
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;35491518]girlfriend wants sexy surprises when she comes back from germany on friday / saturday
wat do[/QUOTE]
I just remembered a line of dialogue from Hobo with a Shotgun.
"You're so hot I just want to chop off my dick and rub it on your tits."
Do that.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;35495359]I just remembered a line of dialogue from Hobo with a Shotgun.
"You're so hot I just want to chop off my dick and rub it on your tits."
Do that.[/QUOTE]
okay this one sounds good
but im going to skip the cutting it off part, as that seems unnecessary and i can still do the last part
NO YOU HAVE TO SAY THE WHOLE LINE
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Dick cutting and tit slapping.
YEAH, GOOD STUFF
Opera for iPhone, pretty nifty. Only problem though is that it doesn't let me rate posts.
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