I don't about you guys, but I still retain my inner child that loves to go into his cloest and put all of his gear on and then just walk around the house with it on... Damn it! I wish Arizona wasn't so urban!
Suitable for ages 2-9 haha
[QUOTE=scotty1;35692745]Suitable for ages 2-9 haha[/QUOTE]
Well then... I guess I'm a little to old for that by 8 years...
I wrote a song about Postal but then he closed the thread I posted it in, so here it is again.
[quote]"The Postman"
The Postman is the coolest guy in town
He bans all the guys who have a big frown
All you have to do is say his name thrice
And he comes faster than cheese and some mice
(Chorus)
'Cause he's Postal, the best Postman
He's cool with everybody, 'specially Cardfan
'Cause he's Postal, he don't take no guff
You do some bad, you get the handcuff
He saves IFAP from certain destruction
And helps us when we are under construction
The Postman, he don't deliver no mail
But he'll ban the baddies without no fail
(Chorus)
'Cause he's Postal, the best Postman
He's cool with everybody, 'specially Cardfan
'Cause he's Postal, he don't take no guff
You do some bad, you get the handcuff
(Bridge)
Banning left and right, but only when it's right
He ain't looking to start no fight
I'm a strong black girl who don't need no man
That's just a call for the Postman
(Chorus)
'Cause he's Postal, the best Postman
He's cool with everybody, 'specially Cardfan
'Cause he's Postal, he don't take no guff
You do some bad, you get the handcuff[/quote]
I've spent to much time here... I seem to have forgeten that the rest of Facepunch exists.
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;35692445]IFAPers also are patrons of history and international relations, and we're really sensitive to what's going on with other people and their nations. I go to some other subforums and some of the people are pretty rude/racist/insensitive. And most of the time, it doesn't seem that they're joking. I'm also really glad IFAPers generally actually contribute to threads, rather than just look at things and criticize.
And it's cool how we hand out "friendly" ratings whenever people's lives suck.
UNRELATED: I wrote a book about the Holocaust in school today.
PULITZER PRIZE, HERE I COME![/QUOTE]
POPULATION: JEWS
[QUOTE=Mr. So and So;35692773]Well then... I guess I'm a little to old for that by 8 years...[/QUOTE]
He did not direct that to you, but the story that TaiwanesePrick made!
Also, welcome! I will never be able to be on a IFAP meetup, nor see another IFAPer ever! I'm the Swedish guy! :v:
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;35691888]That's what I said. I don't think anything will come of it. I just want to point out though how successful this subforum is:
* At least Fifty active Members.
* IFAP Patches were Made.
* Average of 1 post every 5-10 minutes.
* IFAP Meetups are common.
* IFAP Team going to one of the biggest games in the North-East.
* IFAP ArmA Group which is bitching.
* International IFAP represent.
* We all know each other pretty well, most of us know one anothers real names.
* We are bros.
Feel proud of our accomplishments.[/QUOTE]
Aw man I want to be a bro too.
Damn, I forgot blue members could only have 64x64 avatars.
I bought Angry Birds plushies the other day. I just got around to cutting off the plastic keychain thingies and all the tags. If I can't gut them and use them as pea grenade holders I'm going to put some string through them and make fuzzy dice out of the pair for my truck.
man i havent airsofted in ages man
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;35694031]man i havent airsofted in ages man[/QUOTE]
man you should again sometime man
but man its so hot in texas and other shit happens man
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;35694031]man i havent airsofted in ages man[/QUOTE]
~chairsofter lyfe~
yeah but i don't even chairsoft man
I had a dream that I was a homicide detective investigating a serial killer case, but I was also the serial killer...
[QUOTE=felix the cat;35694172]I had a dream that I was a homicide detective investigating a serial killer case, but I was also the serial killer...[/QUOTE]
I'm Detective Shelby, and I've been hired by the families of the victims of the Origami Killer. I'd like to ask you some questions..
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;35694063]but man its so hot in texas and other shit happens man[/QUOTE]
come live in canada man
I'm making a Focke-Wulf Fw-190 out of cardboard. Guns got a little too dry for me.
It's a hot gluey mess.
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[QUOTE=Stupideye;35694194]come live in canada man[/QUOTE]
Canada isn't cold all year it was 35 degrees here today.
i wanna go to canada but i has no monies
texas is warmer then here in the summer
[QUOTE=catbarf;35691514]My day was packed, Humans vs Zombies started today on my campus so I've been running and shooting all day. About to leave for a two-hour mission in twenty minutes, should be fun.
There is a possibility I will get footage of Timebomb mowing down zombies with his minigun.[/QUOTE]
Timebomb got cut off from the rest of his squad, was forced to make a suicide charge into a horde of zombies, and has consequently joined their ranks.
:(
Didn't lose anyone in my immediate squad but I got stuck in a building with a whole bunch of camo'd-up tac-vest-wearing tacticool operators who, upon leaving the building, panicked and turned an orderly retreat into a huge clusterfuck due to the presence of about twenty zombies (when we had ~30 humans, all heavily armed). I recorded the first part of the mission with a GoPro, it was night so the outdoor stuff is pretty bad but there's still a lot of interesting footage that I'll try to get up on Youtube sometime this week.
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;35694252]i wanna go to canada but i has no monies[/QUOTE]
go pro in lol get rich
fuck
i need moneys to get vidya. i don't have enough
God damn I'm so fucking bored right now.
[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]
Going to grab my friend and go get drinks at a gas station at 1AM.
I recall this same situation and we ended up getting mugged.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;35694429]God damn I'm so fucking bored right now.
[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]
Going to grab my friend and go get drinks at a gas station at 1AM.
I recall this same situation and we ended up getting mugged.[/QUOTE]
You have no idea how much I wish I was playing Sins over writing this paper.
Guys, fuck canada come here, 12C now in the air, 20C in the sun, fucking record this year so far!
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;35694336]fuck
i need moneys to get vidya. i don't have enough[/QUOTE]
do what i do and make a lot of friends that have moneys
and then ask for vidya and say you'll pay them back
[PRO TIP: don't pay them back!!!!!]
nah but honestly, ask around for the game, and just pay them back like a month later. The last like 10 purchases I've made on steam have been to pay people back lol
[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]
eww these are what the eggs from dunkin donuts look like before cooking
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gross. im happy i only get donuts and coffee from there.
[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]
fuck those look like sugar cookies
I just got home. I literally just spent 7 hours with my friend in my truck talking and for three hours or so straight we did nothing but hypotheticals.
"Would you date a girl if she had no nipples? Like if she had nipple cancer." and "Would you date a girl but every time you screwed her she made car noises like 'vrooomm errr vrooooom' "
There was a trip to McDonalds around 2AM and a trip to get breakfast from our local Deli around 7AM but that's all.
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