[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;35777531][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nuuuuuu.png[/img]
this hot nerd girl that's really into guns/military technology at my school is confirmed lesbian. my attempts to turn her straight for my own insurance in the event that my current relationship fails are futile.[/QUOTE]
The best girls are always taken or lesbian :suicide:
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;35777600]Oh god, don't harass the poor girl[/QUOTE]
She [del]thinks[/del] knows I'm just kidding around so it's all good. We've been good friends for a while.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35777611]The best girls are always taken or lesbian :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Not quite; my current girlfriend is pretty cool. She likes to fondle my guns every time she comes over, if you know what I mean.
Should have just said "I can show you how interesting guys can be c;"
should of went for a more direct approach
"I can stick it in your butt" it will definitely work.
By the way, my personal opinion is that 99% of lesbian and bisexual girls are either that way for attention or because they're 15 and never had a boyfriend.
she's this way because she liked me in 8th grade and I didn't ask her to the promotion dance; she felt that no other guy would appreciate her for her interests/who she is.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35777995]By the way, my personal opinion is that 99% of lesbian and bisexual girls are either that way for attention or because they're 15 and never had a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
Like you and girlfriends?
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35777995]By the way, my personal opinion is that 99% of lesbian and bisexual girls are either that way for attention or because they're 15 and never had a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
So why aren't you gay? I mean, there's probably some like that, but for the most part it's just the way it is.
[editline]30th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Wulfram;35775144]Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. Not going to lie, I'm scared :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It'll suck for a few days, just eat soft things and tough it out. Getting a bunch of soup is a good idea.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;35778064]So why aren't you gay?.[/QUOTE]
Because I don't need to pretend to be something I'm not for attention. And notice how I only talked about homosexual girls and not homosexual men.
So someone's gender makes them want less attention?
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35777995]By the way, my personal opinion is that 99% of lesbian and bisexual girls are either that way for attention or because they're 15 and never had a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
Taepodong-2 everybody, the world's premier expert on ladies.
you know what'll be pretty cool
if korea ever becomes unified, the DMZ should be converted into a giant airsoft field
Five months with my girlfriend c:
Almost 3 months with my current girlfriend here.
Like 3 years with mine or something? I don't know, we lost track :3
Something like a month or two single.
No potential partners.
Oh well
4 weeks with my ex boyfriend
Single since last Feburary~
unnh!
Single since 10-26-1994! Wait... Oh =(
Too bad IFAP wasn't based in the same location. We could be eachothers wingmen.
We'd be a fucking squadron. In the primary, all day long, slayin ladies. Good to go.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35777995]By the way, my personal opinion is that 99% of lesbian and bisexual girls are either that way for attention or because they're 15 and never had a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
yesterday I did something naughty on the hood of a car with a girl that's bi, she told me I was the only person who made her orgasm (she's only done it with girls before)
Sooooo, bisexuals r awsum, u faq
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
oh god i really am a manwhore :(
anyways, I'm going to austria today, gonna help my mom unpack
edit:
ok basically yesterday we had “kres”, which is p much taking a big pile of wood and setting it on fire while national music is playing and we brought 14 litres of alchohol
sooo much fun
Well, since I'm single I might as well get back into Warhammer, I still have half a box of Fire Warriors left to be painted.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;35779513]Too bad IFAP wasn't based in the same location. We could be eachothers wingmen.
We'd be a fucking squadron. In the primary, all day long, slayin ladies. Good to go.[/QUOTE]
It'd be like top-gun, without the planes.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;35771048]Who are you[/QUOTE]
A friend of a few that post in here, I'm a M1A2 armored crew member in the US. Army. I also play airsoft from time to time...
I have a vkf or vfs or vfk or fucking some kind of "K" in the name... I think, AKS-74U all metal frame and gear box with "real wood" hand guards :D.
Next I have an Echo 1 M249 saw with two box mags running on a Lipo battery :p
and last some some cheep MP5K that actually works pretty good in close quarters.
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;35781302]A friend of a few that post in here, I'm a M1A2 armored crew member in the US. Army. I also play airsoft from time to time...
I have a vkf or vfs or vfk or fucking some kind of "K" in the name... I think, AKS-74U all metal frame and gear box with "real wood" hand guards :D.[/QUOTE]
I dunno about the 'K' but prolly VFC?
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;35781302]A friend of a few that post in here, I'm a M1A2 armored crew member in the US. Army. I also play airsoft from time to time...
I have a vkf or vfs or vfk or fucking some kind of "K" in the name... I think, AKS-74U all metal frame and gear box with "real wood" hand guards :D.
Next I have an Echo 1 M249 saw with two box mags running on a Lipo battery :p
and last some some cheep MP5K that actually works pretty good in close quarters.[/QUOTE]
Could the mp5k be a galaxy?
wtf maybe i should get some sleep this week, i'm actually fucking seeing spiders crawling out of the corners of my eyes, and I thought I saw one crawl under a plate, so i picked it up and nothing was there.
im being dead serious.
I didn't sign up for this shit.
[QUOTE=wewt!;35779737]yesterday I did something naughty on the hood of a car with a girl that's bi, she told me I was the only person who made her orgasm (she's only done it with girls before)
Sooooo, bisexuals r awsum, u faq
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
oh god i really am a manwhore :(
anyways, I'm going to austria today, gonna help my mom unpack
edit:
ok basically yesterday we had “kres”, which is p much taking a big pile of wood and setting it on fire while national music is playing and we brought 14 litres of alchohol
sooo much fun[/QUOTE]
what part of austria is is?
[QUOTE=Kill001;35781355]I dunno about the 'K' but prolly VFC?[/QUOTE]
Yes and
[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;35781507]Could the mp5k be a galaxy?[/QUOTE]
Yes
don't ask me why but I always thought their was a "k" in it.
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