• Daily Life V.5: Long live the king!
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[QUOTE=piggycan99;36392371]I dont have a penis its just a blank spot of skin[/QUOTE] why are you lying to us... listen you guys, kyle has to jack his penis off with his pinky finger and thumb to pony porn to atleast get a hardon, working around all the jiggly wiggly fat to reach it. he told me last night while making screen love to fluttershy his favorite pony.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36392378]im disappointed with you niko, i thought you wouldnt hurt me like that anymore. i thought we were brothers and you just sit there and point out my racial identity flaw. so we can never act like were twins to go pick up girls once I visit california. unless you buy me white face paint<3[/QUOTE] dude me and nik are black from the waist down [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] were burn victims from the war
[QUOTE=Wulfram;36392385]my penis goes inside my body.[/QUOTE] i used to think thats why i couldnt find it but when i moved my chubby belly, there was just a blank spot =[
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36392378]im disappointed with you niko, i thought you wouldnt hurt me like that anymore. i thought we were brothers and you just sit there and point out my racial identity flaw. so we can never act like were twins to go pick up girls once I visit california. unless you buy me white face paint<3[/QUOTE] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YjAfjfg3h0o/TsgfKVDCtMI/AAAAAAAAAIo/AZk-XKvLb5I/s1600/black_face1-243x300.jpeg[/img] but inverse
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36392378]im disappointed with you niko, i thought you wouldnt hurt me like that anymore. i thought we were brothers and you just sit there and point out my racial identity flaw. so we can never act like were twins to go pick up girls once I visit california. unless you buy me white face paint<3[/QUOTE] just because we different colors dont mean we cant be twins what are you, a racist or something?
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36392391]why are you lying to us... listen you guys, kyle has to jack his penis off with his pinky finger and thumb to pony porn to atleast get a hardon, working around all the jiggly wiggly fat to reach it. he told me last night while making screen love to fluttershy his favorite pony.[/QUOTE] you you, you told me you wouldnt tell ANYONE I TRUSTED YOU HIGHCHIEF
[QUOTE=W0w00t;36392392]dude me and nik are black from the waist down [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] were burn victims from the war[/QUOTE] those dynamite nuns took your [B]blackhawk[/B] down.
why doesn't charlize theron just like dye her hair black i mean, she's normally absolutely fucking gorgeous, but holy shit she's doubly so with short black hair [img]http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users9/boink/default/charlize-theron-aeon-flux--large-msg-1132135226-2.jpg[/img]
haheagahahahaahaha
good work niko fucked up the tags [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] nvm
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;36392481]good work niko fucked up the tags [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] nvm[/QUOTE] shut up buthole and enjoy the glory that is charlize theron as aeon flux [img]http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/-on-flux-charlize-theron-1693463-1024-768.jpg[/img] mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i look at porn 24/7
[img]http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4700000/Kate-Beckinsale-kate-beckinsale-4731743-1024-768.jpg[/img] Underworld kate beckinsale is better
I am porn
your heart is a muscle the size of your fist
[QUOTE=net;36392738]your heart is a muscle the size of your fist[/QUOTE] So I can use the excuse "I want to give you my heart" and fist a girl? Cool.
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;36392747]So I can use the excuse "I want to give you my heart" and fist a girl? Cool.[/QUOTE] it depends purely on whether youre going to play cqb or field
oh
urine rags can be good for melee kills
[QUOTE=Stupideye;36392397][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YjAfjfg3h0o/TsgfKVDCtMI/AAAAAAAAAIo/AZk-XKvLb5I/s1600/black_face1-243x300.jpeg[/IMG] but inverse[/QUOTE] I was looking for the picture of bigblack to post, when they made him a white guy on rob dyrdeks fantasy factory. and my mum putting new socks in my drawer and I google searched "white big black" and got loads of chicks with jizz on their faces. Although white dave chappelle is a more suiting picture: [IMG]http://cezl.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dave-chappelle.jpg[/IMG] [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] no party hats' super life secret... [sp]he has a vagina[/sp]
I finished all my pringles :c
[IMG]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/100/tumblrm0xyc3sgj41qbv2gh.png/[/IMG][QUOTE=QQnMarine;36393234]I finished all my pringles :c[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AwtLPCwzX8[/media]
Codemonkey: [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ass14.png[/t]
[img]http://gyazo.com/db596a559a0ca010cc644629ccb9a347.png?1340089652[/img]
[video=youtube;BWKLuwR_bFw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKLuwR_bFw[/video]
what the hell happened while i was sleeping
Kate Beckinsale.
most of you guys probably seen this vid, but machinima made a SUUUUUPUUUR OHH MAH GAWD HAXXOR 1337 720 AWESHUM NO SCHOPE MUNTAGE!!!!11!!!eleven!!one [video=youtube;sAfgX934mV0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfgX934mV0&feature=relmfu[/video]
I played Battlefield 3 on my mates PC and after half an hour I'd swithed it off as it felt like I was playing Call of Duty: Big Maps an Tanks Edition and not a Battlefield game. Any way here's somthing cool. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7rZAArtcoY[/media] Aint sure if its been posted before, and not a tacticool AK in sight I approve.
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