• Daily Life V.5: Long live the king!
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[img]http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u467/decraven1/CIMG0221.jpg?t=1340493165[/img] Owie... ='(
I just made a noodle cup, an burnt my finger on da steam, it hurts dude
i microwaved some tv dinner l0ng ago and opened it and steam fucking like fried my finger
[video=youtube;CKwaqxE1SYg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKwaqxE1SYg&feature=g-like[/video]
Mah fingas be heat resistant. Dem steams never bother me.
Texting my girlfriend's mom, who speaks primarily in French. Also she's drunk. Its odd.
Don't post pictures of your shot dick. Please don't.
Oh yeah, well last week at work my hand got set on fire. Top that bitches
i dunked my dik n da toilet ~get reked~
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;36463811]i dunked my dik n da toilet ~get dunked~[/QUOTE]
I had to wash my dog today. His poop was soupy and stuck to his butt hairs.
[QUOTE=felix the cat;36463783]Oh yeah, well last week at work my hand got set on fire. Top that bitches[/QUOTE] i sagged my balls in acid got owned
Sorry, being abnormally retarded at all times doesn't count
Sometimes I really don't understand chicks. :suicide:
My life would be significantly easier if I had a C&R License. [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] actually, that's a lie. I'd have absolutely no money at all if I had a C&R
whats the difference between having a c&r and just buying a mil surp gun?
With a C&R you can buy across state lines, overseas, etc. and have it shipped to your door. No transfer fees, background checks and shit like that. This only applies to guns manufactured at least 50 ago from the date of purchase though. Right now if I bought a gun online (aside from an antique which requires no FFL) I'd have to find an FFL dealer in the area to accept the transfer [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] I will literally suck the dick of whoever buys me this [url]http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=292493714#PIC[/url] [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] [url]http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=292658489[/url] HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] [url]http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=292894606[/url] THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DIRTY THINGS I'D DO TO THIS RIFLE [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] Guys I think I have a Lee-Enfield obsession. Hepl
"its so hard, its like cocaine you get addicted"
You need a new title. "I'd fuck an Lee Enfield"
I only need like $3000. I bet I could sell all of my possessions for about that... [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Repulse`;36464823]You need a new title. "I'd fuck an Lee Enfield"[/QUOTE] I mean I finger fuck one on p. much a daily basis :v: She's kind of a prude and won't go all the way though
Hell you probably fingerfuck it while browsing the fourms.:v:
On occasion :v:
note to self: new goal: fingerfuck girlfriend while browsing facepunch
I met the coolest girl tonight. We were texting all night and like, it was fluid for once instead of me bothering them with questions trying to provoke a conversation and than we met up in a pizza place parking lot and sat in the car and just talked. Going to hang out with her tomorrow, asked her to the movies too. This is a different girl. What happened the other one? Here: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY[/media]
Oh my god don't post that, this shit is all over the radios over here. Not that I mean it's bad, it's just being played every damn 3 minutes on every radio station.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;36465354]Oh my god don't post that, this shit is all over the radios over here. Not that I mean it's bad, it's just being played every damn 3 minutes on every radio station.[/QUOTE] Yeah I know, but; [b][i]SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF[/b][/i]
pics
here's a better version of the song [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJey74gmkLY[/media] now every tine I hear it on the radio I hear the version I posted instead C: [B]SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT IT OFF[/B] [H2]AAAAAAAAAAAAA[/H2]
well of course he's not rich, he used a gravity fed mp5
results of my grad party: i think im richer than codemoney also we had steak
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