[QUOTE=RopaDope;36489143]tell her this in your own words homie "look I know we dont know eachother to well but I wanna change that asap, I think youre rather cute and it seems like me and you would get together really well and you are going to hang out with me sometime this week, call me when your not busy and we can figure something out."
make sure it comes from you and your own wording or else its gonna be vein. make sure you know your area and where the cool hangout spots are, and if you don't know any places ask her. There is no reason to be ashamed of never leaving your room.
Although heres an idea for a date (never use this word) take her airsofting, its something you know about, a place youre comfortable with, and if you play your cards right it will demonstrate your ability to be her defender which girls need. since im pretty sure you can't fight and youre not the beefiest of men. then shes your slut for the summer.
pimpn aint ez[/QUOTE]
I already did all that, this is the aftermath when she decides not to show. Thanks for the advice though.
And where are you getting the "never leaving my room" thing? I'm not Taepo I ask girls out all the time, I just never seem to find a good one a lot of them just aren't interested. I'm always out of the house, I went to a Grad party last night and stuff. I'm barely in the house, ask my DayZ group they'll go weeks without hearing from me between work and hanging out and stuff.
if you liked bbng or bbng2, you will like [URL="http://music.reliefinabstract.com/album/xxyyxx"]xxyyxx[/URL] intrumental hiphop:
[video=youtube;lG5aSZBAuPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG5aSZBAuPs[/video]
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;36489442]I already did all that, this is the aftermath when she decides not to show. Thanks for the advice though.
And where are you getting the "never leaving my room" thing? I'm not Taepo I ask girls out all the time, I just never seem to find a good one a lot of them just aren't interested. I'm always out of the house, I went to a Grad party last night and stuff. I'm barely in the house, ask my DayZ group they'll go weeks without hearing from me between work and hanging out and stuff.[/QUOTE]
sorry I took the initiative thinking you were the average facepuncher, eh shes probably sucking off some dumb jock anyways.
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;36488543][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Bolivian_Alpaca.jpg[/img]
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make that face your avatar
i don't care which one
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Psycoace2;36488660]Now the proud owner of TWO borked M14s, my tech/good friend called me a passive aggressive asshole, my father's been ridiculing me constantly, and I pissed off two good lady friends...
Another productive day, eh? :v:[/QUOTE]
whats wrong with the utg?
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36489453]sorry I took the initiative thinking you were the average facepuncher, eh shes probably sucking off some dumb [I]whore[/I] anyways.[/QUOTE]
fixed it 4 u
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
wait no oh god
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R8k0C.jpg[/IMG]
yea
[QUOTE=the_killer24;36489638]whats wrong with the utg?[/QUOTE]
Wasn't a UTG, but an old as fuck AGM. Gearbox won't fire if it's getting rounds for some reason, if I fire with an empty mag/no mag it cycles fine. I have ammo, it sounds like the gears are grinding or some shit.
I'm a post spammer this week.
hit the poopdeck
Hurrr I don't understand simple words.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36490152][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R8k0C.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
If girls like assholes why do they not like me? I'm the biggest asshole there is.
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
Oh right, because I'm one of the "fuck humanity" assholes and not one of the hurdydurr hockey playing drink until you puke every weekend assholes.
this may sound crazy, but assholes may only be assholes because you don't agree with their opinions and aren't a fan of their behavior and actions.
and maybe girls just so happen to share interests with these assholes (the ones you don't like) so they decide to pursue relationships with them instead of the pariah metalhead who complains about women on a section of an online forum where nerds talk about russia
[B][I][U]I FUCK ASSHOLES[/U][/I][/B]
[thumb]http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/604/screenshot2012062519253.png[/thumb]
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
someone explain this to me pls
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCU9Z-4yDkE[/media]
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;36491089]this may sound crazy, but assholes may only be assholes because you don't agree with their opinions and aren't a fan of their behavior and actions.
and maybe girls just so happen to share interests with these assholes (the ones you don't like) so they decide to pursue relationships with them instead of the pariah metalhead who complains about women on a section of an online forum where nerds talk about russia[/QUOTE]
I was about to post a rant wondering where the women that share my interests are, but then I remembered they don't exist. I need a new hobby or some shit.
I suddenly feel grateful that my girlfriend doesnt complain about my hobbies and interests and loves to watch me take down, clean, or kit out my guns, and even likes to play video games with me. There have been times in which I taught her to lubricate my guns and she sat down and learned the entire process and nomenclature. I actually left my guns with her before i came to taiwan because they needed to be cleaned, and I didnt have the time. And another neat thing she likes to do: when she gives me blowjobs, she likes to unzip my fly with her mouth.
My girlfriend is hot and French. 5'1", 90 pounds.
i cant stop masturbating
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;36491452]I suddenly feel grateful that my girlfriend doesnt complain about my hobbies and interests and loves to watch me take down, clean, or kit out my guns, and even likes to play video games with me. There have been times in which I taught her to lubricate my guns and she sat down and learned the entire process and nomenclature. I actually left my guns with her before i came to taiwan because they needed to be cleaned, and I didnt have the time. And another neat thing she likes to do: when she gives me blowjobs, she likes to unzip my fly with her mouth.[/QUOTE]
[B][I][U]IM TRYING TO PICTURE THIS STILL WHY
IM TOO YOUNG
[/U][/I][/B]
[highlight]TOO FUCKING YOUNG[/highlight]
I HAVE VIRGIN EYES DUDE
I have the best girlfriend ever
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Paume_de_main.jpeg/306px-Paume_de_main.jpeg[/img]
best pageking 2012
[QUOTE=W0w00t;36491524]
[B][I][U]IM TRYING TO PICTURE THIS STILL WHY
IM TOO YOUNG
[/U][/I][/B]
[highlight]TOO FUCKING YOUNG[/highlight]
I HAVE VIRGIN EYES DUDE[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry. Truly, I am.
[sp]dont call me truly[/sp]
My girlfriend is...oh wait.
Apparently UAE special forces train with airsoft guns
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/8OlkP.png[/img]
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
And here's the full picture if anyone wants to find derpy faces to make avatars
[url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/United_Arab_Emirates_soldiers_in_U.S._Coast_Guard_training.jpg[/url]
fun fact: a shacktac video of a session was actually shown by a sf operator to other sf operators for training purposes
aka
"IF THESE VIDEO GAMERS CAN DO ALL THIS SHIT RIGHT, WE CAN TOO"
My girlfriend left me :downs:
i pooped on ur dick
[editline]26th June 2012[/editline]
hey dark descent lets play airsoft some time bby? wheres ur field located again?
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;36491937]Apparently UAE special forces train with airsoft guns
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/8OlkP.png[/img]
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
And here's the full picture if anyone wants to find derpy faces to make avatars
[url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/United_Arab_Emirates_soldiers_in_U.S._Coast_Guard_training.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
That's interesting that the front of their boots have tread on them.
Oh yeah and I had to go to Walmart today to get some chips or something and there was a broken jar of salsa on the ground with broken glass everywhere, a bunch of shit tissues near the entrance, fat people yelling at their kids as the kids open everything on the shelves, and I found a Kryptonics knockoff Pennyboard and I rode it all over the store. Pretty much sums up walmart, no?
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;36493044]i pooped on ur dick
[editline]26th June 2012[/editline]
hey dark descent lets play airsoft some time bby? wheres ur field located again?[/QUOTE]
Orlando, Combat City. I think I'm going sunday if Debbie fucks off. Herf and Wulf should go to :v:
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;36493115]Orlando, Combat City. I think I'm going sunday if Debbie fucks off. Herf and Wulf should go to :v:[/QUOTE]
The next time we go play, we're going to Combat City indoor. We've taken to calling it CCCQB lol. Maybe this weekend.
I used to work at an indoor arena. Battlegrounds in tampa. not a fan of cqb because of it. People have terrible attitudes
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